Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
How much of Rekieta's downfall can just be chalked up to just plain-old everyday Alcoholism? Like what percentage of his current problems are just due to drink? I think there are more key components and factors at play that safeguarded his victory as Lolcow of The Year (TM) quite frankly
 
Nick got swapped out for a coherent legal 'expert' on FNT. Somehow this guy doesn't lick a whiskey glass every minute or talk about banging random chicks, like most lawyers do.

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The guy whose show it is Gary (old dude top left) if a former alcoholic, drug user / dealer who spent time in prison for breaking and entry. He fucked up a marriage because of alcohol and often still mentions that it's a struggle to stay sober.

So yeah I can kinda see how he wouldn't really want Nick around, that and Nick doesn't really add much to any discussion beyond empty rhetoric.

Nick will try to snake his way back in through DM's. Gary hasn't streamed with Doomcock in 3 years over a nothing burger.
To be fair, it is Doom "I read it on reddit" Cock we're talking about. Nick would make more of a contribution than Doomcock.

Anytime Camelot comes on he babbles like an ass not understanding the topic.
Camelot has a lot of that overcompensating low IQ dude-bro energy, someone like Nick probably thinks it makes him cool but most people see through it.
 
How much of Rekieta's downfall can just be chalked up to just plain-old everyday Alcoholism? Like what percentage of his current problems are just due to drink? I think there are more key components and factors at play that safeguarded his victory as Lolcow of The Year (TM) quite frankly
Alcoholism just makes him stupid and more confrontational. But just drinking doesn't get you catfished by MANdy, if anything you would be less likely to be catfished as you'd get Whiskey Dick. To be honest Rakieta hasn't done anything that Lolcow worthy this year. It's just that it has taken a full year for his downfall from the previous year to finally affect him. There is a great deal of satisfaction of watching a man that spent a year running his life and then calling those who point it out retarded prudes get his comeuppance. His drinking and drug abuse are clearly physically affecting him, everyone who knows him now also knows his degeneracy, his once great reputation is now just a laughing stock, his fake friends smell blood in the water and are starting to attack him, he contradicts himself from one day to the other. And that's just the stuff that has slipped and is easy to see. His personal life is even more fucked and with his swiss cheese brain he is bound to let it slip how fucked it is as well.
 
How much of Rekieta's downfall can just be chalked up to just plain-old everyday Alcoholism? Like what percentage of his current problems are just due to drink? I think there are more key components and factors at play that safeguarded his victory as Lolcow of The Year (TM) quite frankly
Something leads you to become an alcoholic to begin with, you use it to cope, it initially helps you feel better, then it stops helping and starts damaging you as you continue to chase that initial relief from the first week, month, year, however long it made you feel better for. It's just one way of many that your dysfunctions can manifest. My mother was an alcoholic and it taught me that people have innate traits and characteristics that are incredibly difficult to change. She was incapable of changing. Let's hope Rekieta isn't.

I'm not a particularly moral guy, but this is becoming less and less entertaining to me every month as he declines because of his kids. Someone 20 or 30 pages back said that this is starting to feel like it could suddenly swerve into horrorcow territory at any time and I agree with that, it's unnerving.

On the off chance Rekeita reads my post, let me say this. Nick, I'm an asshole. I've made fun of you in this thread and might continue to do so because I'm no saint. However, I don't actually want to watch you completely destroy your and your children's lives. You've fucked up a lot and done a lot of damage, but you can still pull up and avoid disaster if you could just manage to summon up a little bit of humility and admit to yourself that you started going down the wrong path a while back. I've had to do the same in my life and a lot of other people have had to as well. People would respect you a lot more if you could admit to your faults. If you want to humiliate yourself and possibly ruin your children's lives, then keep going as you are. I hope you save yourself in the end, genuinely. It'd be a more encouraging outcome.
 
I'm not a particularly moral guy, but this is becoming less and less entertaining to me every month as he declines because of his kids. Someone 20 or 30 pages back said that this is starting to feel like it could suddenly swerve into horrorcow territory at any time and I agree with that, it's unnerving.
The special and sad thing about Nick is nearly none of us are enjoying his decent into self destruction and lolcowdom, we just want him to get to get better.
 
Just out of curiosity, when was the last time Our Wife was seen or heard during one of Nick‘s streams? Is she still living with him?
She's too busy not driving the kids around and not cooking for the kids and not cleaning the house and not working a job to appear on stream.

I do wonder what the fuck she actually does.
 
How much of Rekieta's downfall can just be chalked up to just plain-old everyday Alcoholism? Like what percentage of his current problems are just due to drink? I think there are more key components and factors at play that safeguarded his victory as Lolcow of The Year (TM) quite frankly
It's hard to know, because the alcohol abuse isn't the beginning and end of his problems. He drinks for a reason, and it's likely those reasons reached far beyond physical dependency.

I would estimate that 80% of his problems would go away naturally if he stopped drinking. The remaining 20% would be the issues he has with sticking power.

So yeah, probably a pretty good amount.
 
How much of Rekieta's downfall can just be chalked up to just plain-old everyday Alcoholism? Like what percentage of his current problems are just due to drink? I think there are more key components and factors at play that safeguarded his victory as Lolcow of The Year (TM) quite frankly
Normal everyday alcoholics don't have a downfall this disastrous and hilarious, though I acknowledge normal everyday alcoholics do not/never will have this much to lose in their lives.
The special and sad thing about Nick is nearly none of us are enjoying his decent into self destruction and lolcowdom, we just want him to get to get better.
I'm hoping he and his wife both speedrun their self-immolation so their parents take the hint and salvage the five children.

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Would you guys feels a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread? :story:
Somewhat. For instance, I think, and this isn't a controversial opinion, that as fucked up as Chris was by himself, everything everyone did to him just made him an even worse person. I don't think anyone here has a big amount of responsibility, but I think the amount is more than 0.
 
Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread? :story:
No - I disagree - because you can literally find any reason or excuse for your self-destructive behavior.

The truth is Rekieta wants to drink. And until he wants to stop, and gets the help he needs, (whatever that is), he's gonna keep drinking.
 
Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread? :story:
I actually have a hypothesis that he's depressed because of this thread, but it has nothing to do with what's being said, rather he's upset that it moves too fast for him to read and to follow.

He's come a long way from logging on once a day, reading comments like, "this guest was really funny," or, "I loved the stream today!" and coming back to a small trickle of comments by the next time he has to use the toilet.

I think he's depressed because the thread is too fast for him to read, and reading the thread (no matter how negative it was) gave him some sense of control. Now that his ability to read the thread in real time is gone, he's lost his (false) sense of control. Lost control of the narrative, of his own life, everything.

I'm also going to float the idea that he could have untreated Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (why does he always have to lick the bottle?) and not being able to follow his thread has triggered an otherwise dormant case of OCD that is now messing up his life, but he doesn't know what it is or why it has become a problem. All he knows is that he's frustrated.
 
Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread? :story:
Fuck no. Aside from my general rule of refusing to take the blame for other people's freely made choices, this isn't a chicken and egg scenario. This thread became a joke because Nick became a joke, it didn't, and couldn't, have happened the other way round.
 
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