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When will Jack drop dead?

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As soon as jack started talking about 🤌 being an emoji I couldn’t help myself
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Also didn’t see an archive:
 
Charles' starting point on a carnivore diet wasn't as a nearly 60 year old crippled bowling ball with fucked legs, 1 working arm, half a working face, mince meat for brains, and arteries with tendency to throw him a stroke for the hell of it.

Oh, and I'm guessing Charles exercises, and sticks to the diet well too.

Charles is a different type of retard to jack, jack's a high level all round retard, whereas Charles specializes in being creepily sure of his own opinions. Makes sense for jack to seek refuge in this diet, but it's dumb as dogshit for Charles to recommend it and doubly so considering he knows how fatty operates when it comes to sticking to diets.
Carnivore is retarded but if you're going to do it right (ie, limited cheese/processed meat, lots of ruminant flesh, organ meat and eggs) it's a fine diet for nutrition. The issue is you're starving your microbiome and not consuming any antioxidants or phytonutrients. There is no study of carnivore health as far as I'm aware because it's such a new fad but I wouldn't expect to see them living particularly long. The primitives they cite as inspiration, the Inuit and Maasai, are not known for longevity.

Vegan diets have the opposite problem, a general deficit of nutrients once you consider bioavailability. You have to eat a fucking ton of food and well selected food to not slowly starve yourself of particular nutrients. Which is why vegans generally do not stay vegan, most people are not sufficiently retarded to ignore their deteriorating health.

It's almost like humans are omnivores or something and should eat both plant and animal based foods. Not to mention how fucking gastronomically boring both vegan and carnivore diets are. When you're making a pizza crust out of fucking chicken breast its time to consider what you're doing in life.
 
It's almost like humans are omnivores or something and should eat both plant and animal based foods. Not to mention how fucking gastronomically boring both vegan and carnivore diets are.
Same for any for any fad diet like Fatkins or whatever. You start off great but it's so limiting and you're missing so much by the end you never want to eat those foods again. At least for next several months.
 
It's almost like "Eat food, not too much, mostly plants", otherwise known as common sense, is too much for these fat-laden galaxy-brains to handle.

A big part of it too is when growing up they have a shitty relation to food. If Jack's to be believed, he grew up poor and when his mom was cutting up a whole chicken he'd always get the parts people usually trash, or when produce was going bad he'd be the one fed that shit. Which normally I'd just chalk up to him being a pissbaby liar, but if his mom named him after a dog, she'd probably treat him like one too.
 
I love how Jagoff claimed that the major reason doctors aren't endorsing the Carnivore Diet en masse is because they don't want to put themselves out of business. That's rich.

Also that Jr only shouted 'idiot' the other day when we (and both of them) all know better.

And he was asked about Joe Chavez, said he only wasn't friends with him because he's in California. Huh. Well what about all the people he's dragged to JOTG in Tennessee? None, and I mean NONE of them are around anymore.

Hmm, I wonder why??
 
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