Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sniperwoof]

The cuck shit is what really fucked him over, America is a nation of addicts so a lot of people don't really give a shit about a drinking problem but almost everyone thinks being into cuckolding is deeply shameful and embarrassing.

You can't be taken seriously if you like watching niggers rape your wife while you jerk it on the corner, cucks are the lowest of the low. Even furries and crossdressers are taken more seriously than cucks.

 

[miss ethanol]

Nick trying to grift off his success of over two years ago.
Btw, the last time Nick had Kyle on, Nick told Kyle that he would buy ten of Kyle’s books as to have as a giveaways. Last week Nick admitted that he has not done that yet. But he is going to! For sure, he will be doing that soon.

I believe Nick, he is a man of his word right? Just like the time that he auctioned the knives to help Vic Lasagna or that other time that he delivered the 5k locals gift.

This is after Nick spent months talking about how settling was the best option for lawsuits because it was so expensive to fight one out. And I know his cope is that "well if I settle with this lawsuit it will invite other lawsuits" and that's bullshit. If he doesn't call someone a pedo and commit defamation per se, he wouldn't get sued. It's so retarded.

Didn´t Nick, when he was a barely practicing lawyer, said that he always settled no matter what? I find this funny because he, again, didn´t take his own advice.

I have no index to how the children behave, but I am at least hopeful that the schooling and religious teaching they do get are enough to put at least the seeds of good sense into their heads so that if they do manage to wander afar in the fields, they are least have some idea of where to turn back.

While I hope the same, I have acquaintances in education and they say that usually, no matter what good you do for a kid, if the parents are not actively involved or worse, are the source of the problems then it is a wasted effort. Of course there are rare cases where the kids overcome the odds, but those are the exception not the rule.

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

Not at all. I shitpost on an Internet forum that he willingly reads. He could stop doing that and I'd completely disappear from his reality. I'm not out there calling him a retarded cuck in the comment section of his videos or sending alogging superchats. "Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha" etc.

Also, he was drinking before the thread turned on him.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

The was having trouble detecting "I am the same fucking way".
Otherwise I think it sounds decent. What do you guys thing?
Should I upload the models here?

 

[MeltyTW]

Not even a little bit. He's depressed because he spent the last year and a half publicly announcing that he's a proud degenerate, and that anyone who wasn't onboard with his new lifestyle and zero effort show can fuck right off. As a result, his entire audience promptly fucked right off. Now his ticket to easy street has been revoked.

It's not the Farm's fault for documenting this process.

The combined total of anyone who's ever viewed this thread is a small percentage of the audience he'd built before he threw it all away. The Farms didn't chase away the original lolsuit audience. It didn't chase away the weebs. It didn't chase away the Christian trad dad audience. It didn't chase away the superchatting toast speds. It didn't even chase away the retards on his tranny porn posting discord. Nick did that all on his own.

He's exposed himself as a gross, lazy, thirsty, unfunny, mess of a man, and is getting laughed at.

also didnt most of us basically beg on our hands and knees for nick to stop being such a retarded nigger faggot? i dont remember anyone trolling him, i dont remember even alot of comments being crude or rude for the longest time mostly just expressing disappointment with people even willing to accept he "changed" as oh well he didnt know what he wanted then or oh well he maybe pretended but its not the worst thing ig whats the harm, or even me who thinks he just lied outright i didnt really care. hes acting like people wanted to burn him at the stake and scalp his children alive for his high crimes but i just dont see those posts and even now that it is starting to actually approach some level of crude remarks i still dont see them

all i saw was basically captain manning types thinking it kinda sucked that someone he watched wasnt who he thought he was. iirc he was even willing to accept that maybe nick is telling the truth and that that was his own false preconceptions. none of us can help that nick punches himself out of shame because we wont suck the balldo and tell him he has nothing to be ashamed of. if this amount of "shaming" is killing him than frankly he needs to get on his knees and apologize to all the "degens" that he and we have called much worse and have done much worse to.

i feel not one ounce of sympathy for a faggot that is willing to ignore all the privilege he has had and all the punches we pulled and all the kiddy gloves we handled him with. if nick were ethan ralph id already have contacted his family irl to let them know what a piece of shit faggot their dad was. if nick were ralph id already have balldo clips posted in person outside whatever offices he might be associated with and id have gone to his place of business.

if he were even a normal cow id at least have pushed his buttons far more than i have on every topic hes shown sensitivity to ranging from his family to his drinking problem to his work etc. it must be said that ethan ralph took much more on the chin without so much as bans in chat than this utter and complete pussy has. ralph would probably be willing to pay for the level of positivity in rekeitas thread that caused him to sperg out so much.

tldr fuck rekeita i hope he chokes on another man's balldo. if he goes as far as killing himself even id find it laughable to pin even the smallest of blame on us vs his own shame causing him to lash out at external perceived sources of his anguish. literally all weve done is just not like his change, not even hate on him for it just not caring for it

 

[Anticipointment]

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

No. This thread favored him & only changed direction when he did. He made the thread, it didn’t make him. He could also not read here.

I actually have a hypothesis that he's depressed because of this thread, but it has nothing to do with what's being said, rather he's upset that it moves too fast for him to read and to follow.

The problem is that the thread (mostly) tells him the truth about himself, something his paypigs & enablers won’t do. Nick hates the thread because it is like looking into a mirror.

I'm also going to float the idea that he could have untreated Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (why does he always have to lick the bottle?

That is not OCD. That is gross exhibitionist behavior. OCD doesn’t cause one to obnoxiously fellate a bottle.

The difference is that Nick here won't troon out

TBD*

Edit:
*To Be Determined or Total Balldo Death, take it whatever way you want it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

dont remember anyone trolling him, i dont remember even alot of comments being crude or rude for the longest time mostly just expressing disappointment

I think for many people it was the Metokur Balldo thing where they were reintroduced to Rekieta. Everyone kind of had him in the background with their memory of him during a few of the trials.

 

[DumbDude43]

how is this even a debate
did kiwis make him take his wife to a swinger club? do kiwis buy him whiskey to get wasted on? did kiwis convince him to talk about the fucking balldo? did kiwis make him proclaim in public how he would love to fuck the shit out of mandy?
no of course not, mister whiskey brain came up with all these ideas all by himself, made the decisions himself, and continues to stubbornly stand behind them himself.

i'm pretty sure that if he finds the spine to come clean, sober up, reject the degeneracy and go back to focusing his content on explaining lawsuits rather than drinking hard liqor in a hot tub, most of this thread would do a 180 again and pivot into being sympathetic supporters or even fans of his, just like it was before his downfall.

 

[Shagedan]

i'm pretty sure that if he finds the spine to come clean, sober up, reject the degeneracy and go back to focusing his content on explaining lawsuits rather than drinking hard liqor in a hot tub, most of this thread would do a 180 again and pivot into being sympathetic supporters or even fans of his, just like it was before his downfall.

Nah. There’s no redemption arcs in The Sektur. Once bitten, twice shy.

 

[Strix454]

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

No.

Nick is a degenerate addict. Blaming others for their bad behavior so that they can control them and make them enablers is what they do. Nick explicitly engaged in this stuff with his "If you tell me NOT to drink I'm going to drink more" and his totally predictable alcoholic rants about how the only choice he is giving people is to either accept his behavior as normal or to leave.

He can either go into treatment or he can die. Its his choice. But lying to him and feeding his delusions about himself to supposedly stop his self-harm is of no interest at least to me.

Kayla, Camelot, Drexel and Dax already provide him with all the enabling he needs.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

If he is depressed, considering his recent downwards spiral into unabashed degeneracy, it's probably because he thinks he is too good for the "family man" life like a lot of narcissistic middle-aged men think they are. This kind of person got married and had kids not out of love or a genuine desire to build a legacy, just as a lazy way to have their dicks regularly wet. Being terminally online makes these types believe they have a lot more options than they actually have, so they start resenting their wives and kids. They think about all the coom they could have if only they didn't have a family.

You see this all the time in the troon threads. I'd also wager that the whole thing about Lady Rackets posting lewds, going to swinger events, dressing sluttier and whatnot is the equivalent to a transwidow pegging her husband and letting him crossdress at home -- the sort of thing a woman does when trying to cope with the realization that the man she loves and wasted her best years on is a hopeless coomer and naively believes the only way to keep him is to indulge in his coomerism.

The difference is that Nick here won't troon out, but he's well on his path to destroying his family out of hedonism. Many such cases.

You had me until you talked about Kayla. As far as I can tell very little has changed with her dress and actions, which is why I still think that the "worst day of my life" was her either admitting to cheating or wanting to open the marriage. In short they deserve each other.

 

[Chibitzen]

Nick is a faggot.

lest we forget

#neverforget

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm honestly of the belief now that his "sober stream" January, including actually doing collabs etc., is to simply try to sell himself as "Look I good boy" to Rumble

I was thinking the other day...

Given that Mersh had had two strokes on Rumble now (the second one just recently), it's possible Rumble thinks some "harm reduction" is in order to keep people under contract from literally keeling over and dying live on camera.

To be honest Rakieta hasn't done anything that Lolcow worthy this year. It's just that it has taken a full year for his downfall from the previous year to finally affect him.

Bruh...

And he was leading (albeit slightly) even before Balldo's post on MANdy.

The Eric July shit alone was fucking ridiculous. Yeah, you could say the seeds of his downfall were sown in 2022, but it's been one thing after another this year. Shower calls, and million dollars well-wishes, etc. The thread has been genuinely hard to keep up with at times.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Bruh...

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And what has he himself done that year?
Crash his Mustang again this time with his daughter inside, Coomalot crashed his Nicky sponsored race car but that might have happened last year. The shower calls, MANdy, Hedonism II. Thats all shit in the past that has now surfaced.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

#neverforget
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Nose isn't large, or red enough.

 

[Spaded Dave]

And what has he himself done that year?
Crash his Mustang again this time with his daughter inside, Coomalot crashed his Nicky sponsored race car but that might have happened last year. The shower calls, MANdy, Hedonism II. Thats all shit in the past that has now surfaced.

You're being a bit of a retard and I'm not exactly sure why.


Anyway, back when I used to watch Nick his kids would regularly interrupt his shows. Anyone here who still suffers through them, has that happened at all recently? I'm just wondering if the kids are even still in the house.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Nick stopped into Locals after the Destiny show to lick his wounds and cope.

Destiny had the home field advantage, but Nick totally won. Also, Nick hopes Destiny makes a million dollars.



Nick's brilliant strategy is to win debates by getting mad and flopping around like a prissy homosexual.


Nick was holding back, he could have totally destroyed Destiny.


And immediately gets into a conversation about open relationships and swinging and whatever. But the important thing is Destiny was HONEST.



Nick getting defensive about Destiny's relationship totally because he is so HONEST and not because Nick feels called out.



Nick is too cool to judge retarded behavior.



Nick: "I DID NOT GO TO HEDONISM II TO SWING AND GET CUCKED!"
Also Nick:




Nick has a purely academic fascination with swinging.


Uh oh.



Nick draws this wisdom from his broad experience of over 0 partners.

I'm not even going to dig into this.


Deception detected.


Wh... what?

Spoiler: More swinger coping and lying

Nick on work ethic.


Meanwhile turbo psychopath --Still-Life-- is revealing his origin story of becoming a disgusting weirdo -- his parents were swingers in the hot tub.

NICK -- PAY ATTENTION HERE, MORON

--Still-Life-- swore an oath to his monastic order, that's why he can't won't get laid.

Spoiler: More Still-Life being a hostile sped

lol


Shots fired.

 

[Goofy Logic]

When it started, he was literally wringing his hands about how much audience and money he was going to get because of the case. Nick got has start with Maddox vs. Dax. He was deluded enough to think that he could leverage the case against Monty in the same way Dax used the Maddox case.

The Maddox case seemed to come out of the blue (although in hindsight Dax's constant cuck jokes about Maddox made it an inevitability), and was so nonsensically written that Juju could leverage it for laughs with his audience.

The montagtaph case however, is competently done and drier than gravel as a result. This case should have been settled because there is no denying what was said, yet Nick deluded himself into thinking that was not what he said, and comes across as a scummy liar that does accept responsibility as a result.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

And what has he himself done that year?
Crash his Mustang again this time with his daughter inside, Coomalot crashed his Nicky sponsored race car but that might have happened last year. The shower calls, MANdy, Hedonism II. Thats all shit in the past that has now surfaced.

Nicky is still assmad over the shower calls months later, enough to grill poor Sean over it.

The "Do u no MANdy" stream was early 2023 and on its own was some of the cringiest shit ever since here we have the guy who spent years online making fun of simps simping with the best of them.

He returned to Hedonism II this year. IIRC he added his bulls this time on Instagram.

His streaming numbers are down big time and the only positive is he's only burned a few bridges with other streamers and found some fellow social media experts like the morons promoting Kyle Rittenhouse.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Just out of curiosity, when was the last time Our Wife was seen or heard during one of Nick‘s streams? Is she still living with him?

I do not buy the theory that they are living apart. Nick streams from his home and hot tub too often. I am more inclined to think that she got a lot of pushback and shaming, then retreated once the memes about OUR WIFE were bandied about.

Somewhere deep, she knows it is wrong, but Nick is encouraging her.

The special and sad thing about Nick is nearly none of us are enjoying his decent into self destruction and lolcowdom, we just want him to get to get better.

I am indifferent. Many TRIED to give him advice back in September-October 2022 onward, and Nick just spurned them all. Many just left. Some joined the Farms. Beyond a few dedicated A-logs like TiC and Faran/Cynthia, or HydroPX, I doubt there are many other dedicated enough to actaully plot against him. The rest of use mostly hate hypocrisy and like laughing at the mong for doing such stupid shite.

I, personally, am entertained by the depths of the stupidity of things he does and how poorly he hides them. The sleuthing I and others do is top tier entertainment.

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

See above. No. Nick chose this path himself, and the Farms is a social mirror for E-celebs. No one here did anything to him except stop giving him the benefit of the doubt once he told us to screw off.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Andrew (Legal Mindset) an ex-pat who has been living in SK for over a decade? So isn't he non-practicing as well? I never fully understood what his situation is.

Check the LawTube thread, but he is/was a 'consultant' on American law for some entity in SK doing business with America. He cannot legally practice, but he lends his expertise and serves as a liason.

At least that is what he did 8 months ago. His move to Thailand might mean he works in some other avenue. Some speculated he was a government agent.

And also what did we even do to feel responsible about? Tell him to pull up? Tell him "hey that 'girl' you're fawning over is obviously a catfish and probably a dude?" If he's going to spitefully double down like a complete asshole and crash into that wall he was warned about, literally just because someone told him not to, how the fuck is that anyone's fault but his own?

People tried to give him advice and cover (see PC DM leaks) and Nick just scoffed. He chose to alienate his allies and now wonders why people dislike him and he is being treated differently.

You had me until you talked about Kayla. As far as I can tell very little has changed with her dress and actions, which is why I still think that the "worst day of my life" was her either admitting to cheating or wanting to open the marriage. In short they deserve each other.

Have you seen the before and after photos from her freakish weight loss and cosmetic surgery? The extra trashy tattoos and the 10 years too young wardrobe?