Chris goes to Animate! Raleigh convention

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

They say opposites attract.

Gentlemen, I believe the most documented man in history is hanging out with the least documented woman in history. I’m concerned that even if we get a clear face pic, someone will enter it into Pimeyes and nothing will come out of it. She might not even use an anime pfp. She may simply have no socials. Not the Finnish (if she’s even a Finn? Does Finland even exist?) version of a SSN and birth certificate. Not even a name.

Vice is pozzed but this may be good journalism:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xyd48w/this-dude-accidentally-convinced-the-internet-that-finland-doesnt-exist

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

As much as people are talking about this like it's a conspiracy - a woman at a crowded convention on a sunny winter day wearing sunglasses, long sleeves, and a face mask isn't really that odd or a sign that she's paranoid.

It really wasnt that long ago when we had covid deniers on this site.

 

[Shrlurmp]

It's interesting that Chris isn't a furry, because he absolutely fits in with that community when it comes to being a sex pest.

Here's the current post history of the user that posted the image of Chris standing outside in case anything gets deleted. They've never posted Chris-related content until this convention:

Also, Jesus Christ some of you really demonstrate how little you know about how the outside world works when it comes to how a private event can and will handle an individual like Chris. Kindly touch grass.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

As to Flutter’s choice of outfit, I would chip in and say that it was extremely cold and rainy. Not a sunglasses kinda day, unless she’s into Unabomber chic.

 

[LGHDR+]

Honestly she deserves to have her face revealed. Handler or gf she’s enabling an alleged mother rapist. Reddit fags are the worst for censoring it.

It's out, It's just not high-res (on the Wiki).

Here:

someone will enter it into Pimeyes

Just HAD to make me curious, didn't ya?

It returns a bunch of little girls. Like, elementary school. Considering icepick lobotomy for myself. Don't do it.

 

[IDF]

Chris is getting more pussy than null at this point

He's a well known asexual.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

The worst things about Chris are raping his mom, hitting Michael Snyder with his car, and macing some innocent GameStop employee, all of which he did entirely on his own.

Two of those involved his mother

 

[Optimus Prime]

Honestly, I'm all for Chris having been booted from the convention if only because of it's his reputation biting him in the ass. Karma of him being a terrible person under all the autism and his actions over the past few years is catching up with him, no matter how much he begs online, and the only way he can ever shirk this is the stuff he won't do - which is of course drop the god shit and be a better person.

 

[AnOminous]

Two of those involved his mother

All three if you count that his mother brought him to the Fashion Square Mall the time he maced the GameStop employee.

 

[Zerpreros]

He was already a fan of the clone wars cartoon and owned several Lego sets from it back in the day. Ahsoka is also being pushed super hard by Disney right now and Chris is extremely susceptible to advertising

Not to mention

 

[Mr. Manchester]

She looks like a fucking child.

Slap those top hats on me because I'm based and LoGatto pilled at this point. I'm glad that literal motherfucker got his gay convention ruined.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Guys I've done it. I've figured out Flutter's identity. It's so obvious when you really think about it:

Spoiler

Flutter

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Honestly, I'm all for Chris having been booted from the convention if only because of it's his reputation biting him in the ass. Karma of him being a terrible person under all the autism and his actions over the past few years is catching up with him, no matter how much he begs online, and the only way he can ever shirk this is the stuff he won't do - which is of course drop the god shit and be a better person.

I think this is going to be a wake up call for Chris, and Praetor, if he goes to anymore cons and gets the bum rush. Chris is operating under the assumption that he can just waive away anything that happened during the last three years and that was good enough.

I suspect it will take a few times for the situation to really get into his thick skull. I also hope that Praetor doesn't think it's a big deal and send Chris and cabbage out to more of these, where he'll promptly be booted out.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well fuck me running. Not one day he got banned and on his reputation alone not from making am ass of himself....I take it back maybe there is a god.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's practically a Taboo for Finns to show emotion in public

So Finns are almost like IRL Vulcans?

 

[AnOminous]

I suspect it will take a few times for the situation to really get into his thick skull.

If almost two years in jail didn't get through his thick skull, this won't. He's an untrainable retard.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

He's a well known asexual.

Yes, yes, notoriously bisexual.

If almost two years in jail didn't get through his thick skull, this won't. He's an untrainable retard.

He's just like those fucking rabid, howling dogs both he and Barb kept cooped up in the house that shitted the floor and tore up everything. It's obvious that he doesn't know act around people, and it's also obvious no one fucking understand the garbage that comes out of his based on that dumb, unintelligible question he asked at the con. At this point, his nose should be smacked with a rolled up news papee or an old house shoe, and he should be stored in a crate to keep him from raping people and biting their ankles.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

what you're forgetting is that furries fucking love drama

"Chris Chan" is a "furry" himself, what with him being sexually attracted to Sonic-style hedgehog (and hideously drawn recolors of such), and it seems he also loves drama.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris' last option rears it's head with his ban from this con, as previously discussed: Furry conventions. They often outright silently refuse to ban known pedophiles and animal fuckers, when informed of their attendance. What's a mother fucker to them? Of course, I have my doubts Chris could be convinced to go. It's not pony centric, or really anything he's interested in.

I don't think Chris would be tolerated at all with the furries if he started showing up. Mostly for the fact that a lot of people believe hordes of internet trolls continuously follow him around, and no furry con is going to let that slide. Especially since some furries will whine about Kiwi Farms being among them.

Word will get around to the various cons pretty fast. The multitude of smaller cons generally have most of their attendees generally know each other, so he'll stand out. Most of those are fuck cons anyway, so there won't be much for Chris to do.

 

[Stupidface]

I don't think Chris would be tolerated at all with the furries if he started showing up.

I think it could go either way but lean towards it being the least likely type of convention for him to get booted from. Chris is definitely more known than, say, Charles ("Toggle"), but using him as an example, at the height of internet awareness on him being a dog-fucking activist, people were demanding various furry cons ban him— Making calls/emails/etc, and of course nothing ever happened. He even was hosted as a musical guest after the fact at one. I think it would take significant pressure at the con itself, rather than those outside of it. Furry organizers love money, above all else.

Either way though, I would welcome Caden to try! It's free entertainment for me, whether or not he gets banned in the first day.