DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Dave often plays people in the SeattleFGC group. I'd like an honest answer why he can't stream with them instead of AHNLINE WAHRIORS.

they have all the latest anti-Phail lag switches dood.

How long until we see him write off Paypal donations on stream as fradulent and invalid and takes them off the stream because he instantly wasted it all on pulls?

He already is when he alleged that $200 tip was a troll tip and he had no problem keeping instead of rejecting it on the spot.

How likely is it that DSP will have prepared a fake account of WWE Champions for the interview to "debunk" the detractors proof that DownFromTheRafters is him?

way too late.

 

[UaineRunei]

Im gonna put my conspiracy cap on.

I believe that the reason why dsp has started to do trends(late though) and rebranding his dead channels is because his spendings in general have increased or he's strapped for money. I do believe going forward that dsp will get into trends/things that otherwise he wouldnt normally do like: political discussions, model kit building(god no), tierlists, anime reviews, etc. Now as the years progress i predict that he will try to expand(and fail) his business because the reality of "i need to save money for retirement because i cant do this shit forever" kicks in. Mind you he has stated that he believes he will be streaming till he dies. He's getting older and games are getting faster for him, eventually his streams will be just him talking to the camera reminding his dents that he needs money for meds this week, so like his prestreams but cranked to 11.

He can try to do that, but this is going to be pointless. His dents are only interested in games (look at the state of his react channel). He can't just shift the focus of his streams or he's going to lose the few remaining whales he still has. Not to mention how hard is to get new paypigs streaming on Youtube.

And yeah, he's 100% strapped for money. He tried to refinance his house last year, so definitely something is going on.

 

[TyrasGuard]

His dents are only interested in games (look at the state of his react channel). He can't just shift the focus of his streams or he's going to lose the few remaining whales he still has

I disagree, most of his money comes from prestreams. I think the videogames are holding his streams back in terms of money, they are more often than not the worst part of every stream, except for multiplayer games that is.

Either way, his livelyhood is held up by like 2-3 people. Just ask those paypigs what they want to see and do whatever they say.

 

[Crow Money]

Fifteen years in the game and this buffoon has yet to realize and/or embrace the fact that his greatest appeal is and always has been him acting like an angry racist ape while sucking moderate-to-severe amounts of ass at video games.

I believe him when he says he’ll be streaming until he dies, but I don’t think it will be the scenario he’s imagining. Just counting down the days to the first really big health scare; I can’t wait to watch him turn up the heat on his pigs to pay for his dialysis.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He can try to do that, but this is going to be pointless. His dents are only interested in games (look at the state of his react channel). He can't just shift the focus of his streams or he's going to lose the few remaining whales he still has. Not to mention how hard is to get new paypigs streaming on Youtube.

And yeah, he's 100% strapped for money. He tried to refinance his house last year, so definitely something is going on.

Seeing Phil trying to build and paint a model kit would be pretty entertaining though.

 

[UaineRunei]

I disagree, most of his money comes from prestreams. I think the videogames are holding his streams back in terms of money, they are more often than not the worst part of every stream, except for multiplayer games that is.

Either way, his livelyhood is held up by like 2-3 people. Just ask those paypigs what they want to see and do whatever they say.

Yes and no. Prestreams are more profitable when he's playing some game that doesn't have a lot of hype amongst his dents (some Yakuza game, a walking simulator or the some game that Derich wants to see). But usually, his best streams in terms of support are the ones with a "special" whale arranged. Like with Baldur's Gate and Lyciversoul for example.

But, of course, we're talking about DSP fans here. Maybe they'll get super excited watching Phil talking out of his ass about politics. Who knows?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Seeing Phil trying to build and paint a model kit would be pretty entertaining though.

DSP fails it: reading the instructions for putting together a space marine. "WHUTDAFUCK why do they give you so many arms and heads if it's just for ONE MAHDEL? This is why their shit is so expensive cause they give you a TON of extra shit you don't need they're like those MORAHNS who go to a restaurant and order chicken with the BONES still attached and you gotta take it apart like a dumbfuckpiecelamebrainshit OH OH SEE THIS LADIESANDGENTLEMAN I can't even put on the bolt gun to the arms I just glued on because it's the wrong one and they don't tell you that UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE." Dang come to think of it he and GW are like two peas in a pod when it comes to being control freaks he me out here kiwis isn't there a thread for GW in store horror stories?

 

[Balr0g]

Fifteen years in the game and this buffoon has yet to realize and/or embrace the fact that his greatest appeal is and always has been him acting like an angry racist ape while sucking moderate-to-severe amounts of ass at video games.

Yeah and more ironic is that he himself one time said "I am probably one of the best gamers overall" and then says "I can be good at games if i want to with Panda do the "Suck a dick motion". Plus him getting totally pissy with the TIHYDP despite it being the perfect opportunity to branch out. Just imagine if he had struck a mutual beneficial deal with EvilAJ. He might have been rolling in dough for years.

Also in regards to RE:0: while I haven't played it on Hard it has an advantage compared to other RE games. You can actually drop items to the floor which means they are not lost forever should your inventory get stacked with items

 

[Corpun]

Seeing Phil trying to build and paint a model kit would be pretty entertaining though.

Imagine the handholding. Uhhh guys how do I glue these two pieces together? What does 1:30 scale ratio mean, how is this even the real size of a plane? Guys the paint on the brush dried now I can't use it, stupid fucking designers man, they made paint that dries on a brush. This paint thinner smells kind of like alcohol *goat laugh* it's cheaper too!

 

[AssWeCan]

Seeing Phil trying to build and paint a model kit would be pretty entertaining though.

Yeah it would be, just picture Homer building the barbecue pit.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Can’t wait until this retard soft locks himself in an upcoming boss fight in RE 0. I think there are a couple of places in here where it’s possible to happen. Some bats and some monkeys if I remember right. It’s been ages since I played 0, but I specifically remember softlocking being easier in this game.

Tl;dr maybe we’ll get some super gout rage crystals out of this.

 

[Fapcop]

Imagine the handholding. Uhhh guys how do I glue these two pieces together? What does 1:30 scale ratio mean, how is this even the real size of a plane? Guys the paint on the brush dried now I can't use it, stupid fucking designers man, they made paint that dries on a brush. This paint thinner smells kind of like alcohol *goat laugh* it's cheaper too!

I can just picture Phil angrily pointing at a half built tank (of course with some pieces glued to the finger) ranting: “TAMIYA YOU FUCKED THIS UP! I was doing so well until THE KIT CHEATED ME! These instructions are USELESS! “Bend metal etch…” HUUUHN?! What does that even mean?!? BEND IT WHERE?!?”

*SNORT*

“I dunno guise… I did this kit because YOU GUYS said it was a great kit, but I gotta be hahnest, it’s a dogshit piece of flaming shit.”

*COMBOS INTO T POSE*

“On top of that, support hasn’t been that great these last couple of streams, In thinking we may just put this tank on the back burner and try the new F18 from Revell coming out next week, alright? What’s that derich? Yes glue does smell nice, I agree. Jaide says “Tank makes me sad”, I agree Jayde Tuh-heh-heh!”

 

[Burl McMillan]

Or some Saudi prince Ay-rab who drops more in a week than Phil makes in a year because he’s whaling just as hard on ten other gacha toilets and just like Phil believes that he who spends the most, gets the best.

Saudi oil prince might be more likely considering WWE is way bigger there than it is in Asia. There is also the possibility that Phil IS already the king whale but Scopely populates the leaderboards with fake accounts with scores that conveniently need just a little bit more whaling so they can keep dangling the possibility of being #1 forever.

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah it would be, just picture Homer building the barbecue pit.

There are a lot of beginner kits that I could see Phil get away with putting together. (To then totally fuck up the painting part.)

But as soon as he’d move up to an intermediary 50$ kit, he’d be shot out of luck.

Even if he went for a big 1/24 or 1/32, he’d have to deal with hundreds of pieces, and he just doesn’t have the patience for anything more than “spend ten minutes, get rewarded”.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Imagine the handholding. Uhhh guys how do I glue these two pieces together? What does 1:30 scale ratio mean, how is this even the real size of a plane? Guys the paint on the brush dried now I can't use it, stupid fucking designers man, they made paint that dries on a brush. This paint thinner smells kind of like alcohol *goat laugh* it's cheaper too!

That's assuming he's able to use a craft knife remove the parts from the spruce in the first place.

Also in regards to RE:0: while I haven't played it on Hard it has an advantage compared to other RE games. You can actually drop items to the floor which means they are not lost forever should your inventory get stacked with items

Zero is definitely one of the hardest RE games, the enemies are tough and capable of one shotting or stun locking you if you're really unlucky.

 

[Kane lives in death]

DSP just admitted out of nowhere that back in the day of youtube playthroughts he used guides all the time, and that NO ONE knew because how could people know (stupid detractors NEVER figured it out). But now he told us that he doesnt do that anymore because you cant read guides while streaming so i guess that means hes a better gamer

The truth as everyone knows is thats because now he uses chat and dent discords to handhold him but it was a decent attemp at stroking his ego, 7/10.

 

[Whaler]

DSP just admitted out of nowhere that back in the day of youtube playthroughts he used guides all the time, and that NO ONE knew because how could people know (stupid detractors NEVER figured it out). But now he told us that he doesnt do that anymore because you cant read guides while streaming so i guess that means hes a better gamer

The truth as everyone knows is thats because now he uses chat and dent discords to handhold him but it was a decent attemp at stroking his ego, 7/10.

"No guys, I don't use guides for games, I just randomly get 100% perfect clairvoyant visions sometimes of what's about to happen or what I should do without any reason." This nigger really thinks nobody is going to notice that he's using guides when he "some how" designs the most OP builds in Souls games or Elden Ring. He can't even remember what he said minutes ago and constantly contradicts himself over nothing.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Given how hard Phil's gotten washed on a shitty port of 3s and Super Turbo, I find it hard to believe that he'll have anything but a horrible time trying to play some of the weakest 3s low ranks in Fightcade. I'm looking forwards to the half-hour or so he spends trying to play before swearing off Fightcade, rollback netcode, the Cannon brothers, online players, PC users, Tevin, etc., and more for the rest of his life.
But who knows, maybe Phil will run into Gojitenks again. Dare to dream.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

He preloaded so many excuses before even trying FC at this point that it definitely wouldn't last more than 1 stream unless there's a lot of pahsitivity and support - HINT HINT

 

[Lord_Point]

Seeing Phil trying to build and paint a model kit would be pretty entertaining though.

Could he do it without eating the glue? Old habits die hard.