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[Honey's Dead]

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Maybe its the 5 o'clock shadow you fucking horrific manbeast.

 

[Fapcop]

I Love Pooner stories about having a bad day because they usually end with "& then I cried." Which is like the manliest thing ever because let's face it boys don't, we all have a good cry after a bad day?

My favorites are the ones where they go to the bathroom (women’s bathroom of course!) and cry.

Always makes me chuckle.

Can’t imagine anything more manly than going to women’s loo and have a good cry.

Having a father doesn’t always stop degeneracy, just look at Desmondisamazing. Although if you look at Chris Chan you do see that Bob did somewhat keep things sane when he was alive.

True. Sounds like the parents don’t really know what to do. She mentioned her dad calling her packer (lol) ridiculous and her mom watching Ben Shapiro boomer style.

Ngl: When she mentioned she was close to her dad, it gave me the feels.

Imagine your little autistic girl troon out, and she’s 18 in six months so what can you do?

What a difference a year makes. I've seen less horrifying before and after meth photos. She's going to be six feet under in no time at the rate she's spiraling down. And she's just a kid in braces. WTF and where the fuck are her parents? Are they blind idiots or beyond exhausted?

The thing is, she wasn’t that bad looking before gaining weight.

If given time she would have blossomed into a cute young autistic woman who could have found some little sperg to marry.

But alas, she’s dead set on going on hormones the moment she turns 18 and will be well on her way to being a weird little frog voiced gremlin that everyone is disgusted by.

Sad! Many such cases.

 

[Evilronald]

My favorites are the ones where they go to the bathroom (women’s bathroom of course!) and cry.

Always makes me chuckle.

Can’t imagine anything more manly than going to women’s loo and have a good cry.


True. Sounds like the parents don’t really know what to do. She mentioned her dad calling her packer (lol) ridiculous and her mom watching Ben Shapiro boomer style.

Ngl: When she mentioned she was close to her dad, it gave me the feels.

Imagine your little autistic girl troon out, and she’s 18 in six months so what can you do?


The thing is, she wasn’t that bad looking before gaining weight.

If given time she would have blossomed into a cute young autistic woman who could have found some little sperg to marry.

But alas, she’s dead set on going on hormones the moment she turns 18 and will be well on her way to being a weird little frog voiced gremlin that everyone is disgusted by.

Sad! Many such cases.

I’ll never understand why a woman would want this life: it’s full of difficulty and struggle. And for what? So random internet weirdos can make you feel like you’re part of a “community”? Literally all she would have to do is find herself a man and she’d be better off than becoming a pooner.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Tif complains about how disgusting mens bathrooms are.
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Spoiler: Men’s Bathrooms: Why

I started my transition around end of 2019 and have since dealt with the hellscape that is men’s bathrooms. Every time I go to use the restroom, I have to make sure the toilet seat is clean (9/10, it needs wiped off) before I can even sit down. It’s frustrating because I miss the cleanliness and the lack of having to clean the women’s bathrooms.

I know this issue can vary place to place but a majority of the time it is something I have to deal with and it’s just something I would pay a monthly subscription for at this point to make sure they are clean I honestly kinda feel silly about this til I remember all the times I’ve seen specks of poo and pee all over the seat. Why are cis men like this.. Does anyone else like relate??

 

[Evilronald]

This is a literal “L” by the trannies. Fought with a man with a gun and lost.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Oh dang, you beat me to it! I was about to post the “CIS men spaces are awful” one.

But let me sperg a little here, because it’s not the first time this Lil’ pooner has been featured here. In fact, she has a rant (and a good cry) about “why spaces must be so gendered!” Right around Christmas.

Here’s a pic of the lil pooner.
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(I know! Very mask and passable!)

If my teeth looked like that, I would at least have the good sense to keep my mouth closed in photos. Now she just looks like a literal tard with shit teeth.

 

[Standardized Profile]

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This is a literal “L” by the trannies. Fought with a man with a gun and lost.

Troon violence (many such cases) that didn't end well for the troon.

The court record states: "Delen asked, 'Are you waiting for a food delivery, sir?' Lewis took offense to what she believed was Delen misgendering her and began yelling at him."

The charging document states Delen began to drive away and Lewis followed on foot. Delen then stopped his car and got out, the dispute escalated, and, "during the altercation, Delen produced his firearm and fired one round, striking Lewis in the left abdomen."

Police charged Delen with second-degree murder, first-degree assault and a gun charge. He remains held at the Harford County Detention Center, and a bail review hearing is scheduled for Friday morning.

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[behindyourightnow]

I'm sure I speak for every single natural born cis male reading this when I say that we regularly break down and cry when we've lost, tattered or misplaced our belongings. Especially when we're separated for a few days from our cute stuffed toys.

My favorite part about this passage is what is reveals about her life apart from having the mental capacity of a 13-year-old girl with severe autism. How do you lose boots and a hoodie for days if you're not living in absolute squalor? How do your pants "break" if you're not a gradually expanding fatty?

>I'm a boy.
>I hate boys.

Dumb bitch posted asking for criticism of her living space, got criticism, and is so butthurt about it she goes to complain to her lady friends.

You know, some of these manly doods could probably benefit from watching this beautiful scene:

(Although in a theoretical version of that scene where you replaced the Hmong kid with a pooner, she would run out of the shop 20 seconds in, go and post on social media about being suicidal, and then try to get the barber shop shut down for transphobia.)

 

[Evilronald]

Troon violence (many such cases) that didn't end well for the troon.


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A big part of the reason things are as bad as they are is that the legal system only works one way and prosecutes everything when it’s a white male. Back when people could get lynched or disappeared without consequences they behaved a lot better towards strangers.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Troon violence (many such cases) that didn't end well for the troon.


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The community notes function has violated the HRC's tweet



The troon's ex-wife (his kids' real mother, unlike what that disgusting post says) once took out a restraining order against him for domestic violence. If this goes to trial, it should be interesting.

 

[Oughtism]

"boy mode" and "divorce court". You fucking deserve it.

Looks like the (ex) wife got the best out of the court system too, I'll drink to that!

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[Apustajan apustaja]

So he could go to court as a protected victim class but choses to look like a homeless guy?

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

"boy mode" and "divorce court". You fucking deserve it.
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Looks like the (ex) wife got the best out of the court system too, I'll drink to that!
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At least he's not an AGP...

"Hello, I am Prince N'gutabal III, and I have three million doses of estrogen that I need to get out of Nigeria..."

"My retarded son is still calling me dad even though I look like Nancy Pelosi, help"

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hK2YZ

 

[Evilronald]

This is not a fetish guys! Let’s talk in detail about all the gross troon stuff we’re into now and how much we like sticking the wand up our ass or in our axe wound and claim it’s a female orgasm!

 

[batteredpancakes]

If anyone wants to know why they are feeling like they have different orgasms I explained it in a post awhile back in the SRS thread.

This was someone else's theory, but the sexual function is probably due to the same root cause as Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (prone masturbation). As in, they are stimulating the deeper nerves found at the base of the penis. Which I imagine some probably still have. It explains why some claim their orgasms are 'better' than before.

It's not the estrogen like they think it is. Nor is it a female orgasm.

 

[JULAY]

Then I went to a dif store and just wanted to try on some mens pants to see how my packer fits in them

What is their obsession with packers? Unless a guy has a raging erection or a really big dick, you're not going to see a bulge of any sort, because guys' pants aren't cut that way. If anything, seeing a 5'1" l'il pooner with a pube beard and wide hips is a dead giveaway, but add a fake bulge into the mix and it becomes even more obvious that this person is not and never will be a man.

 

[Evilronald]

What is their obsession with packers? Unless a guy has a raging erection or a really big dick, you're not going to see a bulge of any sort, because guys' pants aren't cut that way. If anything, seeing a 5'1" l'il pooner with a pube beard and wide hips is a dead giveaway, but add a fake bulge into the mix and it becomes even more obvious that this person is not and never will be a man.

Generally men are trying to avoid having an obvious bulge out of concern of being seen as a pervert (unless you’re black or gay)

 

[monstrous bubo]

What is their obsession with packers?

It’s probably the sensation of having something down there, and being able to see it themselves as they idly eye-fuck their own groins, that is the draw, rather than the display to the rest of the world (although any notice short of pointing and laughing will be affirming).

 

[Geraldine]

What is their obsession with packers? Unless a guy has a raging erection or a really big dick, you're not going to see a bulge of any sort, because guys' pants aren't cut that way. ...

They want a dick like they see in porn.

 

[Fapcop]

What is their obsession with packers? Unless a guy has a raging erection or a really big dick, you're not going to see a bulge of any sort, because guys' pants aren't cut that way. If anything, seeing a 5'1" l'il pooner with a pube beard and wide hips is a dead giveaway, but add a fake bulge into the mix and it becomes even more obvious that this person is not and never will be a man.

Pooners doing crazy pooner shit. I know, shocking!

These chicks are all Fucking crazy and porn-brained man… I’ve seen them talk about packers and STP devices, and they always go for these giant 5-6 inch MONSTER CAWKS.

(Now keep in mind, we’re talking about a FLACID 5 inch dick.)

I don’t even think you can order a packer smaller than 3-4 inches, which is ridiculous and not the size of a flacid dick at all lol