Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Fapcop]

It's the "I just accepted nobody would ever see me as a real boy, but this shirt changed things for me" line. I just cannot figure out what she could be talking about. It's a pooner, so who knows

LMAO!!!

Lil’ pooner walks around with a Arnold style pec shirt so that everyone will know what a manly man she is.

These chicks are all batshit insane.

It’s so far beyond parody, I bet none of us could have thought up lol’ pooner crying her manly tears over the literal muscle shirt she ruined.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

The shirt in question:

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To be honest I imagined one of those airbrushed caricatures you get at the county fair but this is somehow funnier

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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He is getting off with his dick while imagining he has no dick. And then after he yeeted his dick he is going to be confused that he can't get off anymore.

 

[glass_houses]

The shirt in question:

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Can't you get these things for $3 on Aliexpress?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah, sure like no one knows until the kid says something.

There are so many stories like this. “I totally pass, but somehow this one child/autist/autistic child saw through me!” I reckon they secretly know they only “pass” because everyone’s being polite and that’s why these kids upset them.

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Call me when we get to stage 9.

Thread tax time. One finally gets an accurate diagnosis and comes to the community looking for help. The community has nothing to say. If you're not posting a pretty princess picture, bitching about your parents, or moaning about Trump, you're invisible. I feel bad for her.

They’re probably terrified that if they think about it too hard, they’ll all realise their troonery is due to mental illness. No no, keep wanking and keep the doubts at bay.

To be honest I imagined one of those airbrushed caricatures you get at the county fair but this is somehow funnier

I was envisaging some Frank Frazetta-style thing. The lil dood did herself a favour. If she managed to pass, she’d be a fat little manlet with a muscle shirt, and an object of far greater ridicule than she is now.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

How to fake being shorter?
Link
Archive
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>fake platform shoes
>hollowed out so your foot goes to the bottom
I got you, fam. Best thing, you can make them at home for free.

 

[Thursday]

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Don't even need commentary anymore, they're all walking parodies of themselves.

 

[JULAY]

how do I explain to a 22 yo that's more like 10 mentally

"How do I explain to my mentally challenged child that my fetish is more important than their well-being?"

Every single day I find a new reason to endorse TTD.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I couldn't find the source for the muscle shirt (lol if true though).
I DID find this other manly dood in the comments though.
(original thread archive)


I'm sure I speak for every single natural born cis male reading this when I say that we regularly break down and cry when we've lost, tattered or misplaced our belongings. Especially when we're separated for a few days from our cute stuffed toys.

 

[Standardized Profile]

>I'm a boy.
>I hate boys.


We just don't have hobbies:


I couldn't find pictures of OP's room; maybe she used a different account or I suck at searching Reddit. But whatever her room looks like, I have to give her credit for the moment of self-awareness she had when selecting that user name.

This was almost an L, but the dood turned it around and ended up savoring some great gender euphoria:

It's not a fetish!

 

[TheSunSets]

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What a cunt.

 

[AGP]

>I'm a boy.
>I hate boys.

If she hates men so much then why she's larping as one?
Also...
>17
>r/Transmascdicks

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

>I'm a boy.
>I hate boys.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pE1MP

Spoiler: Text

Why is everything so gendered self.ftm

Submitted 10 days ago by ImaginaryEmotion5650

I was in the makeup section with my sister and some worker used me as a reference to show my mom where smth was, saying something like "just behind her" and pointed to me. Then I went to a dif store and just wanted to try on some mens pants to see how my packer fits in them to make me feel better about getting missgendered and the guy went out of his way to point me to the womens dressing room after I went towards the mens and I was too scared to go to the mens anyways so I walked to the womens. And it made me have a breakdown.

Then I went to show my mom the pants and just said "look! " and she brushed me off saying its just joggers. Then I ran to cry in the bathroom but by now was too scared to go to the mens so I had to cry In the WOMENS bathroom which made it 100 times worse.

Why do we even need gendered bathrooms or dressing rooms I just wanted to try on pants and then cry. Why does it matter my gender which side I go.
I know its cause my hair grew out but I have a haircut in 2 days and I just wish I passed at all. I love my mullet but I used to pass with short hair, dysphoria is making me wanna cut it off. I hate being pre T I wanna pass, I want people to stop being so weird and transphobic.

If I go towards the mens which has a HUGE mens sign then MAYBE I MEANT TO. And its not like he was js telling me I might be going to the wrong one he POINTED aggressively. Like I was gonna unlock all the doors and look at everyone's bits or smth.

I just wanted to see my dick in some pants. And I was already feeling really dysphoric today. My ribs are hurting but I don't think I'll stop binding for awhile now.

Not a fetish! Not mental illness! Nothing to see here!

 

[Pig Cups]

Can't you get these things for $3 on Aliexpress?

Exactly. That's what makes this particular segment of L'il Pooner's spergpost so comically autistic:

"i've already contacted the seller asking if i could get a similar piece or if it can be restored because i'm so desperate."

Those kinds of shirts cost something like 11𝇍 to produce. They're cheap garbage, made from shitty cloth and shitty ink. That's why they warp and fade by 95% each time in even the gentlest wash cycle.

Imagine the bewilderment experienced by the pajeet 3rd world seller when he received a hysterical email from this total woman begging for restoration tips on something so chintzy. When I think 'restoration,' I think vintage and valuable- I've restored a WWII-era Elgin watch that belonged to my great-grandfather, and have put countless time/effort/money into revitalizing my grandfather's 1959 Cadillac Deville. To L'il Pooner, restoring her tacky shirt is on par with those.

Lol. Lmao even. These fucking dumb, neurotic bitches.

edit: spelling

 

[DSHK]

Totally not mental illness

Exactly. That's what makes this particular segment of L'il Pooner's spergpost so comically autistic:

"i've already contacted the seller asking if i could get a similar piece or if it can be restored because i'm so desperate."

Those kinds of shirts cost something like 11𝇍 to produce. They're cheap garbage, made from shitty cloth and shitty ink. That's why they warp and fade by 95% each time in even the gentlest wash cycle.

Imagine the bewilderment experienced by the pajeet 3rd world seller when he received a hysterical email from this total woman begging for restoration tips on something so chintzy. When I think 'restoration,' I think vintage and valuable- I've restored a WWII-era Elgin watch that belonged to my great-grandfather, and have put countless time/effort/money into revitalizing my grandfather's 1959 Cadillac Deville. To L'il Pooner, restoring her tacky shirt is one par with those.

Lol. Lmao even. These fucking dumb, neurotic bitches.

Theyre nuts like the ones they dont have

 

[hufflemuff]

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Instead of “dick in a box” we got balls in a jar.

There really needs to be a Semitic content reaction along with the Islamic one

>I'm a boy.
>I hate boys.

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We just don't have hobbies:
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I couldn't find pictures of OP's room; maybe she used a different account or I suck at searching Reddit. But whatever her room looks like, I have to give her credit for the moment of self-awareness she had when selecting that user name.

Fujos invading male spaces with "art and trinkets" will never get old. Imagine an outraged poonlet draped in pastel shawls seething at pozzed degenerates because they're nothing like the boys as reimagined by autistic women in yaoi fiction.

 

[Evilronald]

So much delusion in this thread. The 1st comment made me laugh “oh you’re a woman?” “Yes I am you chucklehead, is that a problem.” I can’t imagine why the troon can’t get a job. Guarantee the pooner has a mental breakdown or gets fired quickly or they were hired because they wanted to check the trans box of their diversity quota.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

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So much delusion in this thread. The 1st comment made me laugh “oh you’re a woman?” “Yes I am you chucklehead, is that a problem.” I can’t imagine why the troon can’t get a job. Guarantee the pooner has a mental breakdown or gets fired quickly or they were hired because they wanted to check the trans box of their diversity quota.

I love the one in the last pic, "yes check your privilege like a good goy, btw I got my job by lying on my resume"

 

[Osama Bin Laden]