Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

The white text overlaid onto an image offends my eyes. On desktop it is a nightmare to screencap because it clearly was made as a mobile site. All the text is to one side and the images are scattered.
For someone so into disability rights, Stephanie can't even make her page accessible smh
Love that the contact button is pretty much invisible.
Obscuring the "contact me" button is the only act of any god in her whole life.
 
If Loki is non-binary, why did he need to magically turn into a female to be impregnated and give birth twice?
He didn't "turn into a female," he changed his body to have the required reproductive organs for viable birth. A vagina, uterus, and ovaries aren't something that only females have. Men and nonbinary people can and do have these things too. And even if you have these parts, that's not a guarantee that you could give birth anyway. It's really transphobic to automatically assume that a birthing person is "female". In this case, Loki is stated to be nonbinary, so you just misgendered them - go donate to Trans Lifeline as reparations.

You should really educate yourself, boomer shitlord.
 
Staph's new website Druid Grounds is hot garbage. The white text overlaid onto an image offends my eyes. On desktop it is a nightmare to screencap because it clearly was made as a mobile site. All the text is to one side and the images are scattered. I screencapped everything on mobile and it was still a struggle, but worth it because the way she writes about her life is so pompous that it reads like satire. I have divided each section into spoilers.
1. This is the first I remember hearing about Staph's "hyperfixation on Yu-Gi-Oh." That's the only masculine thing I've ever heard her say, and even that's for a certain version of fat, weeby, underage masculinity.

2. MS-paint diagrams of metaphysical realms are so much more endearing than "sigils," but I can't say why.

I would like to reiterate my offer to pay any cow $20 to read and write a short book report on A Confederacy of Dunces, but for Staph only I will expand that to include watching and reviewing This Is Spinal Tap.
 
Her version of hell
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Reminds me of Cave Bong
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I would like to see art of Staph suffering her ironic punishment in Hades/Hel/The Shadow Realm, having the soles of her feet chewed off by cats, forever.

...Hey, why does Staph's poorly-thought-out Norse druidic Satanism have its very own shitty webpage, but her completely legitimate and externally-funded trans charity only has Facebook and a Twitter account, and Staph's own personal cell phone number?
 
...Hey, why does Staph's poorly-thought-out Norse druidic Satanism have its very own shitty webpage, but her completely legitimate and externally-funded trans charity only has Facebook and a Twitter account, and Staph's own personal cell phone number?
I think you know the answer to that: narcissism. She wants to talk about herself, screw other people and helping them.

Though, honestly, I do not know how she can keep up this “charity” when she makes no effort to hide who she is on personal websites and accounts (how many ”transmasc Yarrow”s are out there, after all?). Do people just not background check these organizations and their founders? Is she just that unpopular that she flies under the radar? All of the above? Probably.
 
Do people just not background check these organizations and their founders? Is she just that unpopular that she flies under the radar? All of the above? Probably.
I'm still amazed that she got the money, but she doesn't do anything besides post online and occasionally get time on the local news. The only thing that would net her a high profile with normies would be if one of her interviews went viral, like that r/antiwork mod's did. That's when someone might notice/care, but they'd still frame it as "cannibal apologist running respected trans charity," not "lump of greasy flesh passively scammed money, wrote fanfic, peed self."
 
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A rare moment of self awareness.

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She says to no one in particular.

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One of my pet peeves about Staph is how she thinks 'suicide baiting' is telling someone to kill themselves, and not the thing that she regularly does.

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She's probably refering to the time someone sent her some alt right looking shit in the mail. It was probably some schizo who sends random shit in the post to randos who put their mail address online. She probably has it framed.

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I couldn't find what she was refering to. I know it means rape fetish but autobiastophile sounds like someone who likes diarrheaing themselves (she probably has that fetish anyway).

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A while ago she mentioned how she invoked the spirits of the protesters who died on January 6th and that 'it did not go well' and we wondered what that meant. I love Chip's response to her demented tweet. How the fuck would you respond to a stranger offering up that information?

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As usual, telling the world other people's business.

A new chapter of her Viking Jeff story is up here. My favourite line: Trygve then removed his own clothes, and they rutted their cocks together. As always, her virginity is showing. Also lol at the Vikings going to 'London' which didn't exist back then.

Adding:
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OMFG why would you put this randomly out there. I know the answer but it forever blows my mind that someone would think 'I will tweet that I'm not a pedo but am attracted to dead criminals and it will be fine.' So much for scaling back on social media because she tweets non stop these days that it's hard to keep up with her.

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I once watched The Wiz out of morbid interest and all the way through I wondered if Staph had seen it. She must have heard me through the ether. What does our resident MJ fan @Chromeo think of it?
 
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Telling people that you're 35 and get bullied by children on the Internet is not the flex they think it is.
1. This is the first I remember hearing about Staph's "hyperfixation on Yu-Gi-Oh." That's the only masculine thing I've ever heard her say, and even that's for a certain version of fat, weeby, underage masculinity.
They definitely didn't care about the show or the game. I would bet money they tthought Bakura was hot and that was the extent of their interest.
Telling people to kill themselves is protected by the first amendment.
 
I once watched The Wiz out of morbid interest and all the way through I wondered if Staph had seen it. She must have heard me through the ether. What does our resident MJ fan @Chromeo think of it?
I love The Wiz! It was my first Blu-Ray (a gift in reference to a Family Guy song, but also because I love Michael.)

A lot of movies featuring celebrities are mid, usually because they're C-tier screenplays only greenlit because of the star power of the celeb that wanted a movie, but The Wiz was already an established and successful Broadway play by the time anyone decided to make the movie. It's got a lot of big names in it, yeah, but it's still a pretty good adaptation of The Wizard of Oz. I think The Wiz succeeds where a lot of modern "blackwashed" stories fail because it isn't afraid to significantly change the original story to serve a new purpose. You still have Dorothy getting sucked up in a storm and ending up in Oz needing to return home, but instead of being a frightened teenager she's a shy kindergarten teacher who's been too afraid to take real chances in her life. Instead of 1930s Kansas, you get 1970s Harlem, and that obviously influences the character designs, the sets, the look and feel and sound of the entire production, and if you're into that sort of Harlem revival thing you'd probably dig The Wiz. It's a good movie with a good soundtrack, and if you're a Michael Jackson fan that's just a bonus.

If you're into Michael, there are a bunch of behind-the-scenes stories about his casting, people working with him, etc. Lots of endearing stuff. One of my favorite stories is when the cast were learning their choreography, Michael took it super seriously and got it almost instantly, pissing off the rest of the main cast who were not dancers and were struggling. Diana Ross had to pull him aside like "Michael, lay off it, you're making everybody look bad." Another one I know comes from Michael's makeup artist on the film, he and Michael became good friends and dude was able to make Michael laugh constantly. I saved this picture of them together, it's just so cute:
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tablet's all better, time for completed peetie memorial art
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i know we don't tip the cows round here but i wouldn't mind if this made its way to her tbh
Stephanie loves leaving art in random places for people to find, is it cow tipping if you leave something on a doorstep that a cow just happens to find? (joking, for any mods watching)
 
@SomeGuy11 may have links to Staph. He started a thread asking "y so toxic" and then started talking about how affirming and supporting "working with demons" is.
None of these "working with demons" people ever have cool lives like you'd expect, if supernatural bargains actually worked. Staph's bragging about a Belial getting her a disability check. What happened to 24 years of success, fame and money, and bangin' Helen of Troy?
 
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