🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[luigismanslave]

Agree. Fishtank wouldn't be fun if it was budget survivor/big brother (US/can/aus) where people get voted off. Getting a bunch of autists to play a social manipulation game would be boring because the least autistic person will run the house and steamroll everyone else.

The Genius is the show that I think has the format that would work best with fishtank: it was a korean show where the big brain games they played encouraged "ugly victories and beautiful defeats": ie. the games encouraged alliances and betrayal. The main idea being that coming in first or joint first in a challenge gave you immunity, and the loser of the day's challenge had to duel someone else in a deathmatch. Replace the high iq challenges with some weird fishtank stuff and you've got yourself a basic format.

[edit because my keyboard fucked up and message hit send too early]

i love that idea

 

[C. Cactus]

Trish is burning off her arm hair with a lighter. Nobody is acting like this is out of the ordinary. Is this a thing girls do? My fiance said she'd never heard of it. Also, Jimmy is pulling out his leg hair.

 

[curbside2]

TJ sparring Sam is such a needed moment for season 2. Major props to the kid. He provided a moment that felt organic and real.

 

[t(h)rash]

Trish is burning off her arm hair with a lighter. Nobody is acting like this is out of the ordinary. Is this a thing girls do? My fiance said she'd never heard of it. Also, Jimmy is pulling out his leg hair.

I've seen quite a handful of people burn their leg hair with lighters in parties. It's just like a fun thing to watch someone do I guess.

 

[CoolFool]

Trish is burning off her arm hair with a lighter. Nobody is acting like this is out of the ordinary. Is this a thing girls do? My fiance said she'd never heard of it. Also, Jimmy is pulling out his leg hair.

She did it after Jimmy did it to his leg hair. I have to admit that I can't think of any woman I know that has done this but I have seen plenty of guys do it.

 

[C. Cactus]

I'm glad they brought Simon back. He does his fucking job as a freeloader and actually talks to and jokes about the fish, instead of rambling about himself or doing nothing.

Please please please kick out Duanye.

 

[Marche]

She did it after Jimmy did it to his leg hair. I have to admit that I can't think of any woman I know that has done this but I have seen plenty of guys do it.

Trish comes off as a teachers pet/suck up kind who always wants to hang onto impressing the most important person in the room.
Its why when Sam is around she constantly tries to impress him or when Jet and the crew were having their party she snuck down to hang with them and was upset when they left her.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She did it after Jimmy did it to his leg hair. I have to admit that I can't think of any woman I know that has done this but I have seen plenty of guys do it.

Girls don't do this.

I'm pretty sure Jimmy only does this because of Fedsmoker.

He's used a lighter on his head-hair a week or two ago, too. I think it was the same night he lunged at Tay.

 

[C. Cactus]

Simon is going by Tai this time. I know last time they called him Simon because it sounded like Simmons, so I'm assuming Tai is his actual name. He's been making fun of the fish and judging their drawings. It's pretty funny. Sam is about to have him rank the fish by attractiveness.

 

[no-exit]

I'm glad Sam went hard on TJ during the sparring. Calling a beef on the fucking Judge himself should be as big a deal as it implies. And good on TJ for not giving up or being a pussy, and on Sam for recognizing his character development and letting him take off the silly hat. Somebody please clip this entire thing for the thread.

I dont know what would be more entertaining, watching TJ spar with Sam or TJ spar with Jet. I don't think Sam pulled out all the stops, he is fucking massive compared to TJ. But he didn't go entirely easy on him either, a good sportsmanlike effort. Hopefully TJ doesn't ruin this moment with an inflated ego, he has bigger balls than Hasan Piker.

Jet immediately asking TJ about Taylor is some sloppy narrative direction though. If he wanted to get TJ and Taylor to interact, he should just brought her upstairs and watched TJ react. Now TJ is kinda expecting them to bring up Taylor to mess with him.


Tay's dad might be a JJJJJJ spammer? Changeup is a softball/baseball term. Another TTS came from sgtpen (Sergeant Pendleton) referencing 3 foot world, a military thing, and Tay noticed and told him to stop paying.

 

[<3 norafawn]

Simmons was choosing teams while tay was staring jimmy directly in the eyes. He leaned over and told him to pick her. Probably not worthy of a post but I thought it was an adorable moment, they are pretty close now. (lucky guy)

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

View attachment TJ chilling at the bar.webp

 

[Marche]

With in minutes of what was probably super not thought out caputre the flag with house furniture some glass broke, Ben Jet and Sam treat these full grown adults like high schoolers and some how they still manage to fuck up and cannot even be trusted with cleaning broken glass.

TTS: "Where did you find this many retards, did you go to a special school to recruit"
Sam: "Theyre fans"

 

[Mudkipcorn]

The duality of man

and


Context: house fixtures war and glass breaking. Two rooms and two teams competeing to fill different parts of the house with furniture and large items

 

[Karen Horney]

Challenge to see which team can collect the most furniture. Jimmy TJ and Daune broke the glass table, in the blind spot unfortunately. Dumbasses thought the glass was attached to the table somehow.

Just before it broke, Sam Jet and Ben were talking about how they won't be making the fish clean up anymore unless it's a punishment.

 

[C. Cactus]

Jimmy's genuine passion for home cleaning and maintenance is really wholesome. Obviously he has the Hoarderman thing but he has also offered to clean stuff in the house multiple times, and was telling Jet a few days ago that if they gave him time, he could fully clean B2's carpet. Just now, he was talking to Judge about moving around some of the relocated furniture to prevent breakage. He moved the radio to keep it out of the way of the contest and reminded the Fish to be careful of the actual fishtank. He may be insane but he's got a useful hobby and a work ethic, which is more than you can say for a lot of people.

 

[No Face]

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

View attachment Judge says sleep tight.webp

 

[feral cat #6385]

The main idea being that coming in first or joint first in a challenge gave you immunity, and the loser of the day's challenge had to duel someone else in a deathmatch. Replace the high iq challenges with some weird fishtank stuff and you've got yourself a basic format.

Well said. The eliminations need to be more consistent with some sort of games that appeal to autists so they'll try and be able to do them. And the lowest scorers have to face off to avoid elimination.

How is Ozone Harmful?

Sounds like a good time for The Cell 4!

Trish is burning off her arm hair with a lighter. Nobody is acting like this is out of the ordinary. Is this a thing girls do? My fiance said she'd never heard of it. Also, Jimmy is pulling out his leg hair.

A well adjusted, mentally stable group of people.

 

[C. Cactus]

The "move heavy furniture as fast as you can through a narrow hallway for hours, while other people do the same thing in the opposite direction" challenge was such a retarded idea, I knew this would happen the moment Sam described it. Despite not being involved in shattering the coffee table (which happened 5 minutes into the contest), TJ has managed to cut his hand. Ben bandaged him up and he's fine. Sometimes, production being retarded is what makes the tank a uniquely funny show.

I'm pretty sure it was Shinji, not Jimmy, who was carrying the table with Duanye when it broke, but I'm not positive.

Edit: It was TJ who broke the table with Duanye but he cut himself later when he was trying to clean it.