Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DumbDude43]

Had to fire up TOR because there has been motion on Yelp and LinkedIn. Yelp makes it look like Russ isn't doing so well... random law firm no hire him (yet again) blames the Taylor Swift lawsuits and laments almost a decade has passed and he shouldn't be judged... suicide baiting
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LinkedIn reveals what is current and/or most recent job(s) MIGHT be.... Legal Assistant @ Maverick Transportation (trucking company) 10/19 - Present and Processor (used to be listed either as Geico or State Farm I believe) 2017 - present (I've always guessed this as low leve data entry possibly remote). The tone of his current moping leads me to think he has job and/or money problems right now. Speaking of being judged almost every single like that shows up on his LinkedIn profile is a toothsome woman. Russ is his own worst enemy. So no I don't think he is mopping toilets and hasn't for a while but that's the level he should aim for with his next move.
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He should consider working for himself but any idea I can come up with conflicts with Russ being Russ.

what is that second review? is he angry that someone turned a former strip club into a weed lounge or something like that?

 

[The Great Citracett]

what is that second review? is he angry that someone turned a former strip club into a weed lounge or something like that?

Yeah, sounds like either a lounge or a dispensary.

Russ dislikes any hobby or activity that he himself doesn't partake in. And replacing something sexual with it is beyond sacrilege.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

what is that second review? is he angry that someone turned a former strip club into a weed lounge or something like that?

Russ is still very Mormon. Sex is good, natural, encouraged by the church. Have lots of babbies for Jesus. The bit about marriage is inconvenient because of his dishliblooty, which is the only thing keeping him from landing a 10. So, obviously he gets a pass to pay for hookers, but the blow is the terrible sin! Of course he'd be mad that a strip club closed to a weed shop. He'd probably be mad if a coffee joint went in there.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Russ is still very Mormon. Sex is good, natural, encouraged by the church. Have lots of babbies for Jesus. The bit about marriage is inconvenient because of his dishliblooty, which is the only thing keeping him from landing a 10. So, obviously he gets a pass to pay for hookers, but the blow is the terrible sin! Of course he'd be mad that a strip club closed to a weed shop. He'd probably be mad if a coffee joint went in there.

Russ' ideal world is to have a bunch of whore houses on every corner

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ' ideal world is to have a bunch of whore houses on every corner

And starting this year, they'll be as common as 7-11s nationwide...

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

And starting this year, they'll be as common as 7-11s nationwide...
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Holy shit he pulled a Tooter.

For those who don't follow (which is most of you), Tom use to make a ton of claims that he would do some grandiose thing by a certain date and it was always funny to laugh and remind him that he has X amount of time to get this plan done. Now Russell is doing it so, we need to make sure that we keep track of his plans like "Will have a brothel resort by Dec 31, 2024"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And starting this year, they'll be as common as 7-11s nationwide...
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The official website hasn't updated anything yet, so either he's forgotten about it or he's just being lazy.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

And starting this year, they'll be as common as 7-11s nationwide...
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>1st January, 2024
>Need to re-trademark my sex face before it enters the public domain
>Put on robe and wizard hat and cast 'Summon limo' spell
>"Take me to the nearest Intimate Dealings resort, driver"
>'Which one? There are five within a half-mile radius"
>"The one just across the street"
>Present 3-for-2 coupon to Intimate Dealer at front desk.
>"Madame, bring me your three finest, reasonably-priced whores"
>"I'm sorry, sir. This coupon was issued as part of a deleted Facebook post and is no longer valid"
>"Whatever, just bring me the fucking whores"
>"Where are your flowers for the girls, sir?"
>Fuck.pcx
>Go out and purchase three bouquets of flowers
>"To what branch of Olive Garden will you be taking the girls, sir?"
> Book table for four at the classiest Olive Garden in the city
> The one with the miniature canal system and the gondola log flume ride
>Sign contract agreeing to bombard the Instagram profiles of the girls with thirsty heart emojis for at least the next year
>Door flies open
>Holy shit, it's the owner Russel Greer/GeoCities @ yahoo.com
>Woman at reception: "Mr Greer, you have been banned from entering these premises after you persistently sexually harassed the girls"
>Watch Greer struggling to explain how he is a nice guy as ID security manhandle him outside.
>The following day
>Greer announces that he will be suing Intimate Dealings
>Gives his own brothel one star on Yelp
> Forget to defend my trademark
>MFW my sex face, superimposed onto Mickey Mouse in Steamboat Willie cartoon, wins Best Animated Short at Oscars

 

[Jeanette Voerman]

With any luck, this will appear in his next lolsuit, with Greer objecting that he is actually an American citizen, not an elf, and that he has a full set of 5'10" height.

I apologize if this has been discussed before, but did we ever find out how tall Russ is?



This is him with Dennis Hof. Dr. Google tells me Hof is 5'6".

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Russ' ideal world is to have a bunch of whore houses on every corner

Frankly, I'd rather have taco trucks on every corner. Ah, what Trump stole from us. (joke)

No Russ, the Mexican food type of taco.

 

[DrJonesHat]

what is that second review? is he angry that someone turned a former strip club into a weed lounge or something like that?

Russ' ideal world is to have a bunch of whore houses on every corner

Russ DRASTICALLY overestimates the demand for brothels in particular, and prostitution in general. He is firmly convinced that if brothels were in the urban areas, guys would flock to them. He also doesn't grasp that most people are squicked by sex work. Even if you think it's fine, you're probably aware that a lot of people have a problem with it and even those who think it should be legal don't want a brothel on every damn street corner.

Also Russ, no one who looks into you buys the "I sued Taylor Swift as a publicity stunt" line. You wrote a whole damn book about how you were a brave crusader for justice for suing her. And even if you did sue her as a publicity stunt, no law firm will hire you as that proves you can and do act in bad faith (look up what good and bad faith mean).

 

[WonderWino]

At this rate tay tay should just use his mormonism against him to piss him off and get rid of him. How? By pretending to cave to his date demands but only if she can invite him over for cocaine, weed and coffee and if he'll agree to join her fight against prostitution and pre-marital sex. He'd blow a gasket and might get put off her enough to go creep on some other celebrity

 

[DrJonesHat]

At this rate tay tay should just use his mormonism against him to piss him off and get rid of him. How? By pretending to cave to his date demands but only if she can invite him over for cocaine, weed and coffee and if he'll agree to join her fight against prostitution and pre-marital sex. He'd blow a gasket and might get put off her enough to go creep on some other celebrity

She already got rid of him. When he was harassing half of the music industry to get his insipid diss track to her, her legal team sent him a C&D and told him to knock it off and stop trying to sue her as well. Since he pretty much shut up about her after he said he got a C&D from her team beyond the occasional grumbling about her, I was inclined to believe him. Since he hasn't so much as made a peep about her dating Travis Kelce, I think he's refocused his attention elsewhere.

 

[StinkySnack]

(look up what good and bad faith mean).

That won't help him. The concept has been explained to him many times by many people, including the judge presiding over his Ariana Grande suit. His IQ is simply not high enough to grasp what it means. He is not a smart individual, and this is the main reason that law firms steer clear of him.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Frankly, I'd rather have taco trucks on every corner.

If you can brave the streets of Mexico, you can get the best tacos for real cheap. So much nicer than brothels

Russ DRASTICALLY overestimates the demand for brothels in particular, and prostitution in general. He is firmly convinced that if brothels were in the urban areas, guys would flock to them.

I don't think he has come to the conclusion that nobody thinks like he does

 

[The Great Citracett]

The thing about his "brothel resorts" is he wants them to be these huge sprawling tropical paradise places, which will of course be purchased, built, then handed over to him by billionaire investors in exchange for a cut of the profits.

Places that look like this:


Looks ultra expensive, and it is.

Might be nice for family vacations? Nope. Honeymoons? Nah. Couples retreats? Absolutely not. It's not family or couple friendly at all. And families and couples probably make Russ upset so they might not be allowed there.

The entire thing is just a massively expensive place solely dedicated to paying for sex from hookers who apparently live there. That's it. The entire draw. Catering to men who can afford to go, and then once they've paid to stay, letting them pay women for sex. As if men wealthy enough to go there would have an issue getting sex anywhere else.

And I guess he'd probably keep some male hookers around too (for the gals and the gays) which would certainly double the billions this genius enterprise would rake in. It's amazing nobody has thought of a "brothel resort" before!

In the end I'm not sure his jealousy would let anyone else go there at all but him.

I don't think I'll ever stop being amused by a guy who thinks he's going to convince a billionaire to just hand him his very own sexual Cartmanland.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The thing about his "brothel resorts" is he wants them to be these huge sprawling tropical paradise places, which will of course be purchased, built, then handed over to him by billionaire investors in exchange for a cut of the profits.

Places that look like this:
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Looks ultra expensive, and it is.

Might be nice for family vacations? Nope. Honeymoons? Nah. Couples retreats? Absolutely not. It's not family or couple friendly at all. And families and couples probably make Russ upset so they might not be allowed there.

The entire thing is just a massively expensive place solely dedicated to paying for sex from hookers who apparently live there. That's it. The entire draw. Catering to men who can afford to go, and then once they've paid to stay, letting them pay women for sex. As if men wealthy enough to go there would have an issue getting sex anywhere else.

And I guess he'd probably keep some male hookers around too (for the gals and the gays) which would certainly double the billions this genius enterprise would rake in. It's amazing nobody has thought of a "brothel resort" before!

In the end I'm not sure his jealousy would let anyone else go there at all but him.

I don't think I'll ever stop being amused by a guy who thinks he's going to convince a billionaire to just hand him his very own sexual Cartmanland.

Does he realize that other countries have red light districts that do what this does for a much cheaper price? I don't know of anyone outside of Russell who brags about going to brothels. So these red light districts are an easy way to hide stuff for anyone by just saying you went to X country instead of saying you went to X country's red light district. But Russ' brothel will probably be out of the way so everyone will know what you are doing at the resort. So the only real customers are lonely losers. And these lonely losers don't spend their days working 2 jobs just to go pay for sex and have no hobbies outside of that. So it would go bankrupt immediately. Billionaires aren't stupid and won't just give Russell his own hooker theme park

 

[The Great Citracett]

I always found the bragging hilarious, and completely pathetic at the same time.

Especially when he'd go onto attractive women's profiles and comment "I'd pay you " as if flat-out calling her a whore was going to make her melt for him.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Put this as his second deadline. 8-15-24 song dropping with a live performance planned

 

[AnOminous]

Put this as his second deadline. 8-15-24 song dropping with a live performance planned

This Zachary Staines dude is a fucking retard. Imagine letting some slurping sex pest put your irl name on his piece of shit. What an embarrassment.