Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 105 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 76 18.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.9%

  • Total voters
    416
It really is jarring, maybe different cameras but still.
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There was some point he changed from the webcam. Did make him look different, people joked he was ugly now. Didn't seem to like that at all.
Forgot what exactly he changed to. He mentioned on stream was something insanely expensive like a Sony Alpha.
Hi Def certainly captures his transformation into a deflated Pepe.
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There was some point he changed from the webcam. Did make him look different, people joked he was ugly now. Didn't seem to like that at all.
Forgot what exactly he changed to. He mentioned on stream was something insanely expensive like a Sony Alpha.
Hi Def certainly captures his transformation into a deflated Pepe.
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4k capture downscaled to 720p so it looks like ass and doesn't enlarge worth a shit. I vividly remember his editor going on multiple rants in his discord back in the day about that because he wanted to clip and enlarge but it all looked like shit. He tried to talk to Rekieta about it but Rekieta being Rekieta he refused to change it. So the ultra high def makes him look like ass because it shows all of his faults and then it's fuzzy and shit because he outputs it at fucking 720p. So in the end it looks worse than a normal $100-ish webcam despite costing waaaaaaayyyyyy more.
 
The point at which the wheels will probably come off this bus is when his contract with Rumble comes up for renewal and they let him go because of his declining numbers. At that point, he'll have basically no income and he'll either have to get desperate with his online content or try to practice as a lawyer again, but the alcohol will render him incapable of functioning as a lawyer.
 
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Kayla isn't all that different from a certain subgroup of home schooling mothers, which is "headcases not really coping." One thing that rang a weird note very early on was when Nick said they don't let anyone except a very, very small group, mostly relatives, watch their kids. And that it's fine because they're homebodies. That sounds like anxiety, and it's also atypical in close-knit religious communities of the type he implied they were part of. I don't know quite how to express this, but "I want to stay home alone in my house in the middle of nowhere with my kids and my husband who also works at home" is generally not a healthy formula.

Then Kayla came on and referenced various mental health concerns as well as obviously being pretty nuts.

Kayla doesn't seem like a likeable person, but we have about a million hours of Nick to talk about and not all that much direct interaction with her. Plus I'm sexist, and he's the man and making the money, and he should get his damned house in order.
 
Nick is a fucking retard. That's the kind of shit DSP or Scalfani does.
I just looked it up cuz fuck it boredom. A 4k Logitech Brio is $200 from B&H Photo Video. He could have got that and spent probably 1/10th as much and in the end look the same after Youtube compression. Hell, probably look better, actually.
EDIT: And I remember the pains he had with his camera setup. Like the battery dying 2 hours into the stream because he's an idiot and bought the wrong cable and because it's a Sony you can only use Sony's cables. He never bought the right one and some paypig sent him the right one eventually.
 

It varies by individual, but my point was that he's got some serious issues with the sauce. The higher his tolerance gets, the lower his seizure threshold is when he comes down.

In my peak, I had mild DT symptoms 12 hours after the last drink(nausea, tremors, panic attacks). I had a tonic-clonic seizure 36~ hours into trying to go cold turkey. I was rushed to a hospital and given a banana bag and kept for observation on a librium taper. I walked into the hospital another time and blew .34. They did the same thing once I sobered up, B-vitamin bag and librium under observation. I've spent a lot of time around drunks and full-blown alcoholics and I recognize some things in how he acts that brings back bad memories. His GABA levels might not be completely fucked, yet, but I bet he at least feels some kind of terrible coming down off that last drink.

Sorry to PL.

Idk shit about rekieta and from what I've seen of the clip, he just seems insane. He wants to be Nulls friend but Null is a retarded brother who rekieta wants to buck break and tame. He does not want the farms censored but he does not like what's being said and calls all of it retardation. I think he knows that he's losing the optics game of him being knowledgeable or trustworthy and wants to depict the farms as insane so he gets away scot free but he wants to do it in such a way that he's depicted as the good guy, which is why he's frothing at the mouth saying I never said censorship, I just said shit was wrong. Idk any lore about black man balldo rackets fucking and frankly I don't care but rekieta needs to be put on ice for a while, he's gone off
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The was having trouble detecting "I am the same fucking way".
Otherwise I think it sounds decent. What do you guys thing?
Should I upload the models here?
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the deep end like a Lovecraft character.
 
4k capture downscaled to 720p so it looks like ass and doesn't enlarge worth a shit. I vividly remember his editor going on multiple rants in his discord back in the day about that because he wanted to clip and enlarge but it all looked like shit. He tried to talk to Rekieta about it but Rekieta being Rekieta he refused to change it. So the ultra high def makes him look like ass because it shows all of his faults and then it's fuzzy and shit because he outputs it at fucking 720p. So in the end it looks worse than a normal $100-ish webcam despite costing waaaaaaayyyyyy more.
That kinda explains it. Because I've been wondering if it was a shitty webcam with some sort of active software depth of field going on, to blur out the background, with the trade off that it makes everything look like upscaled ass with heavy unsharpen mask.
Him doing what you said is even more atrocious though.
 
That kinda explains it. Because I've been wondering if it was a shitty webcam with some sort of active software depth of field going on, to blur out the background, with the trade off that it makes everything look like upscaled ass with heavy unsharpen mask.
Him doing what you said is even more atrocious though.
He'd probably be better off just smearing vaseline on the lens so you can't see what a ghoul he's turned into.
 
when his contract with Rumble comes up for renewal
Didn’t it expire weeks ago? And Nick said he wants to see them in person in February to negotiate and tell him all his ideas for how to improve the platform? It doesn’t sound like they’re champing at the bit to lock him down.

He'd probably be better off just smearing vaseline on the lens so you can't see what a ghoul he's turned into.
He doesn’t have Vaseline to spare if his eternal butthurt is any indication.
 
Didn’t it expire weeks ago? And Nick said he wants to see them in person in February to negotiate and tell him all his ideas for how to improve the platform? It doesn’t sound like they’re champing at the bit to lock him down.
Holy shit, it's already expired? It's fucking over. This is a plane that's run out of gas mid-air. All that's left are the savings, which probably aren't great considering that he supposedly lets his nanny spend $3000 a month on snacks. Unravelling might come sooner than I thought.
 
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Holy shit, it's already expired?
I believe his 12 month contract was signed December 2022. Someone will correct me if I am wrong. But the fact that they are not in any hurry to re-sign him certainly isn’t a good sign for Nick. Especially as they stopped giving him a prominent slot on their home page some weeks ago.
 
I believe his 12 month contract was signed December 2022. Someone will correct me if I am wrong. But the fact that they are not in any hurry to re-sign him certainly isn’t a good sign for Nick. Especially as they stopped giving him a prominent slot on their home page some weeks ago.
Signed in December but took effect in January, iirc. So if it hasn't expired yet it's due to any day now.
 
I only started reading and posting in this thread because of his degenerate behavior, if he was just doing his lawtube thing I never would have bothered to read anything in here.
The real question is, is it 830 per year or is that a lifetime quantity of blowjobs?

830/365=2.27 blowjobs per day

Let's be really optimistic and say Nick lives to be 80 years old and started having sex at 20 (I don't care enough to look this up)

830/60=13.83 blowjobs a year for 60 years. I guess that would be enough for once a month, doubling up on birthday month?

Does Nick want his knob slobbered on the daily or the monthly?

If its daily I hope Kalya doesn't have TMJ.
 
I also notice that his current beard trim is mantained at this level now. He used to, at random times, to trim it much cleaner. Now he just keeps it at this length and greasiness. Why? Anyone can think of a reason?
Shakier hands because he's quadrupled down on his anorexia and boozing? His skin is more fucked up (from the same things) and he feels like a bit more facial hair will at least slightly cover it up? Something like that.
Alternate theory: Kayla used to do it.
 
One point;
Balldo is Catholic, he presents himself as a right wing conservatarian (yikes, this word) trad-dad.
Balldoman was raised Catholic, but he seems to have followed Kayla to some hubbidity doo Protestant establishment. That's not terribly unusual, for one partner to join another's faith. We know he is neither man of his convictions nor his word, so it's not terribly surprising he left The Faith. Plus, no Pope to be the ultimate authority in telling him no.

Kayla was merely supporting her husband and being a good woman.
Honestly, I think this is it. We don't have much evidence to go on, but given some of the boards on Kayla's Pinterest, one can assemble a timeline of a supportive spouse trying to help, then please her partner. My interpretation is that Nick gaslit her into the lifestyle, and she's either too medicated or spineless to say no to the Balldo. It follows the pattern of behavior he's shown on stream.
 
How much of Rekieta's downfall can just be chalked up to just plain-old everyday Alcoholism? Like what percentage of his current problems are just due to drink? I think there are more key components and factors at play that safeguarded his victory as Lolcow of The Year (TM) quite frankly
I think when his stream took of he got too high. Money rolling in, getting paid for shooting the shit, even the wife seemed to be open for the degenerate Lifestyle. It looks like He got pulled into the molloch Lifestyle hard, but anybody with two feet on the ground can tell you that hedonism can not lead to fullfillment. If you constantly chase New extacy your brain will eventually run dry and you become depressed and unable to deal with any Problem. I bet 100 euro-bucks that the streams are Nicks Routines during a heavy depression and i bet 1000 bucks that going offline would make his life much better.
 
Due to coverage of Disney lawsuits, Andrew is on a record number show for Friday Night Tights.
Hasn't helped him bump above his current 104k YouTube subs, yet.
It's probably because mindset doesn't have a regular streaming schedule (random days, ping ponging between night usa or morning usa) cause he has "banging thai trannies" as his number 1 priority. :story:
 
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