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Fapcop said:
Pooners doing crazy pooner shit. I know, shocking!

These chicks are all Fucking crazy and porn-brained man… I’ve seen them talk about packers and STP devices, and they always go for these giant 5-6 inch MONSTER CAWKS.

(Now keep in mind, we’re talking about a FLACID 5 inch dick.)

I don’t even think you can order a packer smaller than 3-4 inches, which is ridiculous and not the size of a flacid dick at all lol
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But BRO, everyone I see in porn has a massive 10-incher that's like 8 inches in diameter. Are you telling me men actually live with 4 or 5 inches, erect? That doesn't resemble my bad dragon at all!
 
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JULAY said:
What is their obsession with packers? Unless a guy has a raging erection or a really big dick, you're not going to see a bulge of any sort, because guys' pants aren't cut that way.
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It's funny you mention that:
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Evilronald said:
Generally men are trying to avoid having an obvious bulge out of concern of being seen as a pervert (unless you’re black or gay)
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It's funny you mention that:
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behindyourightnow said:
The community notes function has violated the HRC's tweet

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The troon's ex-wife (his kids' real mother, unlike what that disgusting post says) once took out a restraining order against him for domestic violence. If this goes to trial, it should be interesting.
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Beyond all that the shooter has even more going for him, he only fired one round and waited for police and surrendered himself without issue. Tells me its pretty clear cut self defense and the DA will hopefully drop charges once the news cycle changes.
 
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Evilronald said:
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Troon gets broken up with: his ex-gf finds a real man and he’s jealous and hurt she wouldn’t go along with his fetish. Wants reassurance from other mentally ill individuals that they can have a family and be happy. They will of course say that yes indeed this will happen, despite it being extremely rare and no famous examples of this happening.
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Fellas, is it possible for me to find a partner and have a family while I'm taking drugs that sterilize me, pretend that I'm not a man, dress like a faggot and call myself a transbian??

His ex gf is so fucking lucky that he didn't troon out while she she was already married to him & pregnant.
 
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batteredpancakes said:
Tif complains about how disgusting mens bathrooms are.
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I started my transition around end of 2019 and have since dealt with the hellscape that is men’s bathrooms. Every time I go to use the restroom, I have to make sure the toilet seat is clean (9/10, it needs wiped off) before I can even sit down. It’s frustrating because I miss the cleanliness and the lack of having to clean the women’s bathrooms.

I know this issue can vary place to place but a majority of the time it is something I have to deal with and it’s just something I would pay a monthly subscription for at this point to make sure they are clean 💀 I honestly kinda feel silly about this til I remember all the times I’ve seen specks of poo and pee all over the seat. Why are cis men like this..😩 Does anyone else like relate??
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Which girl's bathrooms has this pooner been going to? When I hang out with women or talk to coworkers, they always mention how bad the women's room is, between all the used tampons, toilet paper everywhere, one time even having poo smeared on the walls. Public restrooms are just going to be nasty in general.
 
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PikameeTeaKettle said:
Which girl's bathrooms has this pooner been going to? When I hang out with women or talk to coworkers, they always mention how bad the women's room is, between all the used tampons, toilet paper everywhere, one time even having poo smeared on the walls. Public restrooms are just going to be nasty in general.
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I guess if you own an establishment on Skid Row, that might be a common occurrence, but I've thankfully never come across that in my 52 years of life. And I hope I never will.
 
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Evilronald said:
Tranny squats on property and has meltdown in court. Testicles in the jar stolen. Eviction wanted by landlord. Tries to have “girl talk” with landlords family. They even have a cat with them, like wtf.
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He looks like a crazy motherfucker, I would never open the door to him.

Also, how fucking frustrating dealing with these loons. The landlord's lawyer had his hand on his head the whole time. You couldn't pay me enough.

The tranny is "disabled", receives SSI, doesn't work and on top of it all he wastes other people's time and money.
 
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TyrasGuard said:
He looks like a crazy motherfucker, I would never open the door to him.

Also, how fucking frustrating dealing with these loons. The landlord's lawyer had his hand on his head the whole time. You couldn't pay me enough.

The tranny is "disabled", receives SSI, doesn't work, the literal definition of a leech.
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This creature might actually end up being worthy of a thread. I get serious Yaniv vibes. I especially like how the fucking cat comes to court with him and no one says anything?
 
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Idiot Asshole said:
I'm sure I speak for every single natural born cis male reading this when I say that we regularly break down and cry when we've lost, tattered or misplaced our belongings.
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To be fair, I lost my uncle's zippo a few months ago while drunk. He carried it in Vietnam and I've had it on me every day since I was 12.
I had a good, long, quiet sit in front of the fireplace about it. If I was roided up on cross sex hormones, I might have cried.
 
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