Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Evilronald]

I love the one in the last pic, "yes check your privilege like a good goy, btw I got my job by lying on my resume"

I mean: they lie and play dress up to pretend to be the opposite sex so lying on the resume seems pretty mild? Plus Lilith has done all those things, if it was Lucas applying it would be lying obviously.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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I would prescribe a stick of dynamite

 

[Evilronald]

Troon gets broken up with: his ex-gf finds a real man and he’s jealous and hurt she wouldn’t go along with his fetish. Wants reassurance from other mentally ill individuals that they can have a family and be happy. They will of course say that yes indeed this will happen, despite it being extremely rare and no famous examples of this happening.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

yes, the thread is locked lol (archive)



"i can see no other reason than me being a man and the other applicants being women"

sup nigga

 

[Fapcop]

>I'm a boy.
>I hate boys.

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We just don't have hobbies:
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I couldn't find pictures of OP's room; maybe she used a different account or I suck at searching Reddit. But whatever her room looks like, I have to give her credit for the moment of self-awareness she had when selecting that user name.

This was almost an L, but the dood turned it around and ended up savoring some great gender euphoria:
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It's not a fetish!

Oh dang, you beat me to it! I was about to post the “CIS men spaces are awful” one.

But let me sperg a little here, because it’s not the first time this Lil’ pooner has been featured here. In fact, she has a rant (and a good cry) about “why spaces must be so gendered!” Right around Christmas.

Here’s a pic of the lil pooner.

(I know! Very mask and passable!)


She’s seems to have some eh… Interesting ideas about masculinity.

And she’s also living proof that it DOES help when GOP politicians start making laws that make sense. Here she is complaining about how she can’t even get testosterone because she lives in Florida:



I must admit I’m a little curious.

She has a father, yet somehow pooned out to the extent of getting featured twice in a few weeks on the Farms.

Most of her other posts are sperging about her Nintendo Switch, so it seems that she’s just an awkward, nerdy girl who got caught up in the gender bullshit and started drinking the troonshine.

I’m sure it’ll work very well for her.

 

[amaretto coffee mate]

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"i can see no other reason than me being a man and the other applicants being women"

Stupid tranny doesnt realize they’re the most clockable diversity hire and DEI globohomo wet dream for HR. straight males apparently have such a hard time in Current Year hiring climate that they pretend to be non binary and flock to tranny hiring events just to have a chance to get in somewhere.

 

[FedPostalService]

I couldn't find the source for the muscle shirt (lol if true though).
I DID find this other manly dood in the comments though.
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I'm sure I speak for every single natural born cis male reading this when I say that we regularly break down and cry when we've lost, tattered or misplaced our belongings. Especially when we're separated for a few days from our cute stuffed toys.

I’ve never broke my favourite pants through overuse. Am I doing being a man wrong?

 

[Evilronald]

Oh dang, you beat me to it! I was about to post the “CIS men spaces are awful” one.

But let me sperg a little here, because it’s not the first time this Lil’ pooner has been featured here. In fact, she has a rant (and a good cry) about “why spaces must be so gendered!” Right around Christmas.

Here’s a pic of the lil pooner.
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(I know! Very mask and passable!)

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She’s seems to have some eh… Interesting ideas about masculinity.

And she’s also living proof that it DOES help when GOP politicians start making laws that make sense. Here she is complaining about how she can’t even get testosterone because she lives in Florida:

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I must admit I’m a little curious.

She has a father, yet somehow pooned out to the extent of getting featured twice in a few weeks on the Farms.

Most of her other posts are sperging about her Nintendo Switch, so it seems that she’s just an awkward, nerdy girl who got caught up in the gender bullshit and started drinking the troonshine.

I’m sure it’ll work very well for her.

I think you mean autistic. Most pooners are autistic and convinced that because they don’t fit in with women that must make them a man instead of an autistic woman. The groomers take advantage of this and ruin these young women’s lives.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm sure I speak for every single natural born cis male reading this when I say that we regularly break down and cry when we've lost, tattered or misplaced our belongings. Especially when we're separated for a few days from our cute stuffed toys.

Yeah, I knocked a coffee cup off the endtable once and it left a huge stain on the carpet.

Not much else to do but say "well, fuck me" and make a note to rent one of those steam vacs.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

found this so i decided to check out the sub and noticed that they are trannies who hate trannies. literal spiderman meme lol


this post from the sub caught my eye

LOL ACTUAL YWNBAW moment

now this subreddit could actually be known by everyone who frequents this thread but i don't follow trannies in my day to day life but this was a rabbit hole to go down

 

[TheSunSets]

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It was probably because of your face.

 

[Geraldine]

Self esteem issues, am I right?
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[Miss M]

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[LaughJoke2.0]

I Love Pooner stories about having a bad day because they usually end with "& then I cried." Which is like the manliest thing ever because let's face it boys don't, we all have a good cry after a bad day?

 

[JaneThough]

Totally not mental illness

Does this bitch think that ANYONE wants to wear their Bridesmaid dress? It's called suck it up for the people you love for ONE DAY.

Also, if you're not out wtf do you expect? I find a lot of trannies think the rest of us are mind readers, because I see way too many of these "I'm not out, I present as my birth gender, but every time my mom calls me her daughter I AM DYING INSIDE GUYS LIFE IS TRANSPHOBIA WHY"

 

[TyrasGuard]

Self esteem issues, am I right?
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I wonder how many of them would go through a transition if they were told the truth.

The vast ocean of the tranny dating pool:

• Chasers
• Other MtF trannies (FtM will want nothing to do with you)

And if they go through SRS then they only ever date other trannies. How nightmarish. I can only hope that one day the people who encourage this shit are hanged.

 

[AMHOLIO]

We just don't have hobbies:

Men's hobby decor that have color and character in them:

• Model Cars & Planes
• Sports teams, posters, flags, etc.
• Science posters and models
• Fandom merch
• Woodworking and carpentry (tools hopefully in a separate room but some finished pieces instead)

I don't even have a penis and this all came from the top of my head.

I'm sure I speak for every single natural born cis male reading this when I say that we regularly break down and cry when we've lost, tattered or misplaced our belongings. Especially when we're separated for a few days from our cute stuffed toys.

Oh my god, I never cried once since I was a preteen over things like that. I can't believe my cis woman status is validated...

Like others said, this is autism. Chicks get bummed about their thing getting lost or ruined, but unless it's very valuable or a heirloom, it's something that just happens and it isn't the end of the world.

Here’s a pic of the lil pooner.

And she's going for the Paul Dano Riddler look. Great.

Yeah, this person with a "signature hoodie" is somewhere on the spectrum.

She has a father, yet somehow pooned out to the extent of getting featured twice in a few weeks on the Farms.

It's easy to try and reduce all of this to "fatherless behavior", but really, it's mental illness & social cognition general behavior. Fatherless girls are more susceptible to both, but having a father in your life (a neutral to good behaving one) doesn't stop everything. It just helps.

Fathers are also human: they may not munchie their child, but they will not know how to deal with emotional teenagers, how mental illness works or how best to deal with it, and so on. Guys sometimes have problems communicating with people, guys sometimes have a problem trying to understand mental health and are too overwhelmed to learn it all, and so on. Good and ok parents get suckered into this trend too, men are just much less likely to post on social media about stunning and brave children if they're not celebs and used to airing everything on social media.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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What a difference a year makes. I've seen less horrifying before and after meth photos. She's going to be six feet under in no time at the rate she's spiraling down. And she's just a kid in braces. WTF and where the fuck are her parents? Are they blind idiots or beyond exhausted?

 

[Thursday]

Does this bitch think that ANYONE wants to wear their Bridesmaid dress? It's called suck it up for the people you love for ONE DAY.

Also, if you're not out wtf do you expect? I find a lot of trannies think the rest of us are mind readers, because I see way too many of these "I'm not out, I present as my birth gender, but every time my mom calls me her daughter I AM DYING INSIDE GUYS LIFE IS TRANSPHOBIA WHY"

Literally this.
I hate getting dolled up for weddings but I do it out of respect anyways because the day isn't about me.

 

[Evilronald]

Having a father doesn’t always stop degeneracy, just look at Desmondisamazing. Although if you look at Chris Chan you do see that Bob did somewhat keep things sane when he was alive.