Who’s your favorite underage user?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Mine is @EvaXephon

 

[Figger Nucker]

Why should rape and incest be legal?

Please elaborate with humorous postings if you're intent on being so edgy, otherwise it's just dull word salad.

Make us laugh and be entertaining.

9 out 10 people leave a gang rape happy. Stats don't lie.

 

[EvaXephon]

9 out 10 people leave a gang rape happy. Stats don't lie.

 

[Unsane]

Rape feels really good because of the thrill of the hunt plus when you do surprise anal rape it’s especially fun because then you get the poop on the penis. I like sticking my dick in an unsuspecting man (or woman) anus and smearing the liquid diarrhea feces all over my shaft. Hee hee. But those pesky laws make it difficult because sometimes I almost get caught. Oh yeah and incest is okay because it brings beautiful people like me into the world.

Still not remotely amusing, sorry.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Still not remotely amusing, sorry.

*rapes you*

 

[Unsane]

*rapes you*

I have an idea.

There should be a Kiwi Farms Cubs forum where cubs can post complete nonsense until such time as they develop a sense of humour and the art of comedic timing. Once achieved, then cubs can be promoted to posting on the main board.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I have an idea.

There should be a Kiwi Farms Cubs forum where cubs can post complete nonsense until such time as they develop a sense of humour and the art of comedic timing. Once achieved, then cubs can be promoted to posting on the main board.

Q&A already exists

 

[BScCollateral]

Is the OP asking for our favorite user who is underaged, or our favorite poster who uses underaged children?

 

[JethroTullamore]

@EvaXephon is 12

 

[EvaXephon]

@EvaXephon is 12

And you wrote a detailed 7 paragraphs long fanfic about raping me in front of my family and friends

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

And you wrote a detailed 7 paragraphs long fanfic about raping me in front of my family and friends

I want to see