Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

How do we know she hasn’t faked this?

Because Jackie is probably too stupid to use Photoshop.

I hope that 2024 is Pat’s year with Pay Quasi 2 and him hopefully putting out another awful book.

I hadn't thought about this before, but it's going to be really fun to watch Patrick try and inflate his sales numbers if he does release a book and make up excuses when the sales are eventually found out.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I checked Patrick’s profile on nitter a few hours ago and it wasn’t even worth screenshotting, more of the same “your life is already over” spam.

How does he spend every single day for years telling people online that their lives are over (that’s dedication!) and not realize how over it is for him?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How does he spend every single day for years telling people online that their lives are over (that’s dedication!) and not realize how over it is for him?

Pat is a fucking moron, that’s how.

Calling it now: The latest episode of Cryptic Web Chronicles is going to push him over the edge. I hope Niki is sleeping over at Trayvon’s crib tonight.

 

[FinnSven]

Jackie sounds like someone dumb enough to believe that local police would believe every report about an armed hostage situation coming from the same address even as these come in for weeks or months.

First, I am not remotely advocating anyone does this.
If you read this, and it gives you ideas which you act on, that’s on you, not my fault or responsibility or the responsibility of the forum.

Sounds like she might even be double bluffing and planning on kidnapping people, or convincing Pat to kidnap and hold people, knowing that by now, the police will simply show up get confirmation from a regular swat target that it’s another prank, and leave.

Of course it would go wrong and I am sure the police won’t be that easily dismissed if there is a genuine situation where people are missing and there is a chance Fatrick and Jackie are involved.

But Jackie seems stupid enough that she might have a retarded kidnap plan in mind, with some idiotic idea to frame “trolls”.

 

[cerulean hydra]

First, I am not remotely advocating anyone does this.
If you read this, and it gives you ideas which you act on, that’s on you, not my fault or responsibility or the responsibility of the forum.

Sounds like she might even be double bluffing and planning on kidnapping people, or convincing Pat to kidnap and hold people, knowing that by now, the police will simply show up get confirmation from a regular swat target that it’s another prank, and leave.

Of course it would go wrong and I am sure the police won’t be that easily dismissed if there is a genuine situation where people are missing and there is a chance Fatrick and Jackie are involved.

But Jackie seems stupid enough that she might have a retarded kidnap plan in mind, with some idiotic idea to frame “trolls”.

"your life is already over, robert," patrick muttered to himself as he pushed the severed hand into the meat grinder. "enjoy being pepperoni."

 

[lindsayfan]

First, I am not remotely advocating anyone does this.
If you read this, and it gives you ideas which you act on, that’s on you, not my fault or responsibility or the responsibility of the forum.

Sounds like she might even be double bluffing and planning on kidnapping people, or convincing Pat to kidnap and hold people, knowing that by now, the police will simply show up get confirmation from a regular swat target that it’s another prank, and leave.

Of course it would go wrong and I am sure the police won’t be that easily dismissed if there is a genuine situation where people are missing and there is a chance Fatrick and Jackie are involved.

But Jackie seems stupid enough that she might have a retarded kidnap plan in mind, with some idiotic idea to frame “trolls”.

either i'm too hungover to understand irony or your post is completely retarded
neither of these terminally online nitwits is going to fucking kidnap anyone

i think jackie may in fact be too stupid to even fake the torswats telegram.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

either i'm too hungover to understand irony or your post is completely retarded
neither of these terminally online nitwits is going to fucking kidnap anyone

i think jackie may in fact be too stupid to even fake the torswats telegram.

The only thing Pat the author and Jackie the Indian nigger are capable of are stress eating and spewing made up bullshit on Xitter

 

[Maude Snew]

neither of these terminally online nitwits is going to fucking kidnap anyone

Tell that to those countless Basketball Americans who lost their lives in his basement.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If you're a tasteless American pleb then that shitty Marlin lever action they used to advertise as being suitable for T-rex hunting despite only being 45-70. Personally I'd take one of my antique double rifles. If they were good enough for my ancestors to hunt elephants with they're good enough for me to hunt Fat with.

Hey, 45-70, especially with modern loads, is fully capable of taking on the African Big 5 and has. Not to mention a lever action is capable of much better rapid fire and higher capacity than a (beautiful) double barrel. Fatrick, even with his thick hide, wouldn't know what hit him

 

[Hitlerswag420]

How do we know she hasn’t faked this?

That is quite literally exactly what is happening.

states the intent to murder them.

Ftfy. Such realistic sounding dialog, right everyone?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

But Jackie seems stupid enough that she might have a retarded kidnap plan in mind, with some idiotic idea to frame “trolls”.

Jackie and Pat are both plenty stupid but they’re also sedentary shut-ins.

 

[grapeshark77]

I don't know if that's the real Torswats or a photoshop but I always thought there was a connection between them and Jackie and now I'm convinced. The writing style is that of someone pretending to be an Elite Internet Hacker - directly threatening Pat/Jackie and nobody else, offering "sales" that pay less than a desk job, and that "affordable swats act" line that sounds like a FBI agent's first draft.

Jackie hasn't finished her affidavit because nobody would believe it and she identifed a random guy that could sue:



Here and on OandA we're making fun of Pat for nonstop tweeting, sports takes, and his novel. No violence, nobody wants any violence. This feels like a Jackie production because that's her narrative. (Did she think the green frog was "Kiwifarms lineage")?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ftfy. Such realistic sounding dialog, right everyone?

It is consistent with torswats, it always fedposts retarded shit. Not that I'm saying it's real but it's not abnormal.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Random, but i remember a Bette Davis Eyes parody song that I thought was about Patrick by motley poo. But I can't find it. Am I misremembering?

 

[The Feline Solution]

I checked Patrick’s profile on nitter a few hours ago and it wasn’t even worth screenshotting, more of the same “your life is already over” spam.

How does he spend every single day for years telling people online that their lives are over (that’s dedication!) and not realize how over it is for him?

Edit:

I don't know if that's the real Torswats or a photoshop but I always thought there was a connection between them and Jackie and now I'm convinced. The writing style is that of someone pretending to be an Elite Internet Hacker - directly threatening Pat/Jackie and nobody else, offering "sales" that pay less than a desk job, and that "affordable swats act" line that sounds like a FBI agent's first draft.

Jackie hasn't finished her affidavit because nobody would believe it and she identifed a random guy that could sue:

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Here and on OandA we're making fun of Pat for nonstop tweeting, sports takes, and his novel. No violence, nobody wants any violence. This feels like a Jackie production because that's her narrative. (Did she think the green frog was "Kiwifarms lineage")?

>They're waiting for my affidavits
God, she really is the female Patrick. Both these niggers need to leave their respective significant others and move in together, they will never find a better fit. They can spend the rest of their lives sitting next to each other and twittering at the stalker childs in perpetuity.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

What would one need to go Fatrick hunting? A T-Rex Gun?

It may even be powerful enough to fire him to his bar of choice!

 

[Post Reply]

Here is some politisperging and euphoria posting from Patrick. Either he has murder on the brain today or he has mistaken Trump for God. It's unclear.

 

[Chukipz]

Basketball Americans

Reddit tells me Patrick* personally uses the term "tree people"

*will people please stop DEADNAMING this POOR TRANSMAN - yes, you don't even need to get "top surgery" these days you BIGOTS - before he bravely 41%s?

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Jackie hasn't finished her affidavit because nobody would believe it and she identifed a random guy that could sue:

View attachment 5622964

Here and on OandA we're making fun of Pat for nonstop tweeting, sports takes, and his novel. No violence, nobody wants any violence. This feels like a Jackie production because that's her narrative. (Did she think the green frog was "Kiwifarms lineage")?

Is that the correct account for Ms Butt Legal? I thought that this was her account. The name is spelt differently.

 

[LGHDR+]

Reddit tells me Patrick* personally uses the term "tree people"

*will people please stop DEADNAMING this POOR TRANSMAN - yes, you don't even need to get "top surgery" these days you BIGOTS - before he bravely 41%s?

Ha! That must his branding attempt to get into Whole Foods and Trader Joe's: