Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uber driver reviewer]

Late I know but saw this and thought of Jack, it's on clearance for $35, he can use it for his next larp of wanting to rehab his dead limb

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IT’S JACK’S CANDY CLAW

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Somehow Jagoff's sugar levels went up 23% in a single day despite not eating any carbs

I’m trying to put these into a spreadsheet to actually graph them out. I need a bit more data to make something presentable. Let me know if I missed anything.

PS - The farms are taking forever to load so I hope this attaches properly.

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[EatBeforeYouEat]

I love how bothered he is about all the critics. No doubt his blood pressure rockets up by at least 10 whenever he measures in the morning because he is so assblasted about the comments.

And as expected, Jack is taking a victory lap over his meager results. I'll venture a guess that Jack is such a lard ass that he undergoes these 8-9 lb fluctuations multiple times a year but this is just the first time he is noticing it because he is getting hoisted onto the scale by Tammy and Junior.

 

[topshrek]

I’m trying to put these into a spreadsheet to actually graph them out. I need a bit more data to make something presentable. Let me know if I missed anything.

PS - The farms are taking forever to load so I hope this attaches properly.

ETA - It did not. Try 2:
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I'm no cardiologist, but it appears to me that there's no virtually no difference in his results from the last week apart from him shedding 8lbs of water weight, which is normal for anyone that starts a new diet. His sugars aren't decreasing despite him supposedly only eating cheese and gud meat, which makes me wonder how much he's "leaning" into carnivore and sneaking lil snackies when Hammy isn't looking

He constantly refers to his doctor being completely on board with him going carnivore, but no legitimate physician would look at a guy with hypertension + a history of several strokes and sign-off on a diet of processed meats, cheese and butter sauce. Which is leading me to believe that this 'doctor' is actually just Charles peddling his broscience to his gullible hambrained brother

 

[Super Hans v2]

Which is leading me to believe that this 'doctor' is actually just Charles peddling his broscience to his gullible hambrained brother

During his last stream, one of the things he was getting pissy about was people saying he should see a doctor, and responding with that he didn't need to because he has Google.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

For me it's still visible. Including more "haturz" comment.

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Man these comments cut right to the bone marrow. A few more days of these, and it just may trigger The Big One.

And I'm only half kidding

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Which is leading me to believe that this 'doctor' is actually just Charles peddling his broscience to his gullible hambrained brother

Jack is so obnoxious, especially now that he can't control his emotions after strokes x5, that he no doubt gets angry and testy when the Doctor gives him advice like he does on the livestreams. After realizing how retarded Jack is the doctor goes like "It's your choice" and then leaves the room and extensively documents Jack's stupidity in the chart by including mushbrain's quotes from the visit to drive home the point that he is a lost cause. Meanwhile, Jack's dumbass thinks the doctor relented and agreed with him unlike the hadurs on the internets.

 

[AnOminous]

After realizing how retarded Jack is the doctor goes like "It's your choice" and then leaves the room and extensively documents Jack's stupidity in the chart by including mushbrain's quotes from the visit to drive home the point that he is a lost cause.

It'll help when his ghoul relatives try to cash in on him inevitably croaking gracelessly when the doctor has detailed notes on what a fucking moron Jack is and how he repeatedly refused advice.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I'm no cardiologist, but it appears to me that there's no virtually no difference in his results from the last week apart from him shedding 8lbs of water weight, which is normal for anyone that starts a new diet. His sugars aren't decreasing despite him supposedly only eating cheese and gud meat, which makes me wonder how much he's "leaning" into carnivore and sneaking lil snackies when Hammy isn't looking

He constantly refers to his doctor being completely on board with him going carnivore, but no legitimate physician would look at a guy with hypertension + a history of several strokes and sign-off on a diet of processed meats, cheese and butter sauce. Which is leading me to believe that this 'doctor' is actually just Charles peddling his broscience to his gullible hambrained brother

Also we don't know anything about how these measurements are taken.

The glucose should be fasting to have a baseline to know. If he just takes it non-fasting, whenever, hard to see trends in it because your sugar would be all over the place. However, generally that just means not eating for 12 hours. Most people can do this by like not eating after 7pm, going to bed, and waking up at 7am to measure. However, we know fatty can't do this.

Ideally, all the other measurements should be taken at the same time too. Weight at the same time once a week, blood pressure at the same time once a day.

Not enough data to really know yet, but it doesn't seem to be affecting his blood pressure in any way. His sugars...again, hard to say anything without knowing if he is taking consistent fasting readings, which he probably isn't. An A1C would be helpful if he can manage to keep this up for a month or so.

His blood pressure really is insane. Ideally, he'd start trying to at least stumble along on a treadmill for 20 minutes a day because getting zero exercise is doing him no favors and it looks like the diet has no effect really based on the data so far.

I am not particularly looking forward to see what the next inevitable stroke does to him. He'll likely still not die as God has abandoned him, but he may finally end up needing to be put into a LTCF. I am not sure Tammy will have the patience if something happens like he needs diapers, can no longer walk, etc. There are also some other real possibilities at this point like a heart attack, he starts losing digits, limbs, the rest of his eyesight due to diabetes, because that doesn't appear to be much under control either. I'd not be surprised if he ended up with some form of cancer to boot.

 

[Adamska]

I’m trying to put these into a spreadsheet to actually graph them out. I need a bit more data to make something presentable. Let me know if I missed anything.

PS - The farms are taking forever to load so I hope this attaches properly.

ETA - It did not. Try 2:
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Hey, 'member when this fat retard claimed that his blood pressure was gud like less than a couple of months before Stroke 6? Because I sure as shit 'member, and this kills that lie dead.

The fact he actively refuses to take any blood pressure medicine, and yet thinks having your tops shoot over 170 and 160 on the semi-regular is amazingly stupid and horrible. Like fuck's sake, no wonder he's had six strokes with those numbers; it's to the point I'd not be surprised that in another time, he could've avoided at least two of them simply from taking some form of blood pressure control pill.

 

[Gulls on Film]

I’m trying to put these into a spreadsheet to actually graph them out. I need a bit more data to make something presentable. Let me know if I missed anything.

PS - The farms are taking forever to load so I hope this attaches properly.

ETA - It did not. Try 2:
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Neat, now we can track how assblasted he gets when people talk about his horrible blood pressure by day. He was obviously very angy on the 6th and made up some numbers.

 

[p1138]

And of course he's happy with this

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

And of course he's happy with this
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Notice strokey didn't post his weight, guess now that the water weight has dropped it's not going as smoothly as he wants.

 

[VenomPlug]

FRRRRRRRRRR

 

[p1138]

Notice strokey didn't post his weight, guess now that the water weight has dropped it's not going as smoothly as he wants.

He said back on day 4 he wasn't going to post his weight every day. That's why the chart rubytintedchix posted has gaps in it for weight. Assuming he doesn't change his mind again, we only get that on Mondays.

 

[indomitable snowman]

FRRRRRRRRRR

summer sausage

Great value summer sausage, probably not the best thing to eat. Not even sure if you could consider it "carnivore".

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[Adamska]

He said back on day 4 he wasn't going to post his weight every day. That's why the chart rubytintedchix posted has gaps in it for weight. Assuming he doesn't change his mind again, we only get that on Mondays.

Translation: it went back up due to drinking liquids and due to not shitting out pounds of waste to cheat the scale. I fully expect he'll start inventing numbers soon since he is fully willing to lie with no kernel of truth at all.

Also I'd not recommend breakfast sausage at all if you're trying to avoid sugars; it's part of the flavor profile. That those cheapo ones are filled with corn syrup solids tells me that's where the hideous amounts of grease come from.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I mean, if Tammy isn't using every tax dodge her dollar-store accounting degree can help her think up, she's even more of a fool than she was when she married Jack.

She must be doing something because I doubt she's pulling down enough money to cover her lazy lump of a husband expenses for his LARPing as a 3rd rate e-celeb cooking channel.

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He's such a faggot.

It's a known thing that the first week of any diet you lose water weight. He's just too far gone to understand this now.

During his last stream, one of the things he was getting pissy about was people saying he should see a doctor, and responding with that he didn't need to because he has Google.

And you know all he's doing is asking Alexa or Siri a loaded question.

Translation: it went back up due to drinking liquids and due to not shitting out pounds of waste to cheat the scale. I fully expect he'll start inventing numbers soon since he is fully willing to lie with no kernel of truth at all.

Also I'd not recommend breakfast sausage at all if you're trying to avoid sugars; it's part of the flavor profile. That those cheapo ones are filled with corn syrup solids tells me that's where the hideous amounts of grease come from.

If he's doing carnivore he's going to need some laxatives because there's no way in hell he's going to be able to shit until his body undergoes some metabolic change. And at his age? It's not happening soon.

Guy needs to be taking some metamucil or something but I guess that's not happening because something something SHUGAR.

And it's not just he shouldn't be eating sausage because of the corn syrup solids, the whole point of carnivore is meat. We're talking free range, grass fed, antibiotic free meat. It's got more of the stuff you need in it including Omega-3 fatty acids. Eat commercially produced corn fed beef and you're not helping yourself.

 

[Tiresome]

he's going to need some laxatives because there's no way in hell he's going to be able to shit

If I was Mommywife Toiletwand I'd be thanking Jesus every morning and night that the slurring boulder is stopped up. Although if he lets it go long enough he can look forward to an Elvis scenario. Cardiac arrest while straining is a hell of a way to go.

 

[fag0rz]

Great value summer sausage, probably not the best thing to eat. Not even sure if you could consider it "carnivore".
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Ah, summer sausage, a cornerstone of prison commissary food everywhere. If you gave Jack a Ramen log or prison pizza he'd pronounce it GUD and fully compatible with his CARNIVOR meal plan.