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"Straight" because trans women ... you know the drill.
Just like the boyfriend is "straight".
... as it that were some weird Muslim peculiarity.
Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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Just like the boyfriend is "straight".
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This. Im a diagnosed autist but even i can identify a pooner. Their female mannerisms and speech patterns give them away if nothing else does
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Missing: any indication that she’s actually told the guy that she’s being a boy. Yet another tranny who totally passes but somehow one person can see their chromosomes or something.BASED BOOMER VS POONER:
She totally passes guise! What to do?!
I would hate to be a teacher today. Some little shit going on about how they deserve respect because they spend too much time on TikTok.We also get some bizarro pooner logic:
Fucking lol. Dude tries swinging in the hope of getting some actual pussy once in a while, fails, blames everyone else. If the T4T dating scene is anything to go by, the correct procedure is to exclusively try to swing with real women for a while longer, then give up and end up only swinging with other square-jawed trannies, while posting through gritted teeth about how happy you are.
Given that Muslims used to be notorious for finding creative ways to relieve sexual tension in a society that prohibits premarital sex with women, I would not describe myself to them as a boy while looking feminine.
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He looks like a man playing pretend.
His "feminization" facial cosmetic surgery is a complete failure. Those cheek implants are ridiculously bad. The jaw and chin shaving was way too much. The breast implants look terrible. His veneers are a joke, too.
Also his nail polish is chipped and his nails are filthy. What a disgusting tr00n. Very misogynistic attitudes as well.
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Posting an obviously fake story about how DOCTORS CANT TELL!!! counts as an L for me, so Imma just drop this right here.
“Is your penis working normally?”
Absolutely, totally, 100% without a doubt a question a doctor would ask us true and honest dudes in the ER. Amirite guise? Guys?
I don’t know how these crazy chicks think an ER visit looks like for men, but rando ball and peen questions, when you come in for a shortness of breath or whatever, sounds like something out of their weirdo MLM animes.
“Is your penis working normally?”
Absolutely, totally, 100% without a doubt a question a doctor would ask us true and honest dudes in the ER. Amirite guise? Guys?
I don’t know how these crazy chicks think an ER visit looks like for men, but rando ball and peen questions, when you come in for a shortness of breath or whatever, sounds like something out of their weirdo MLM animes.
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That “Straight” guy in the opening post is full of cope.
He should realize that swingers are generally speaking unfussy degenerates, and especially when the man “speaks” for the couple, it’s just so that the man can fuck around with strange with the wife’s permission.
They will say even a fugly genuine woman is sexy, until he has fucked her.
It’s not about actually liking the other couple, it’s just jaded ego boost and casual sex.
This “straight” guy probably fears that he is an utter faggot and is equally looking for validation that he is not a poof.
Which he is. Like chasers and the mythical 5% of guys who really don’t care. It’s not that they don’t care, it’s that they are shirt lifters.
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There are 100% other non white gays in that area. They just don't wanna talk to you lol
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I don't know about you, but every time I go to the ER for the flu they can't help themselves but to pull down my pants and stare in amazement at my massive masculine phallus.
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When one gets a groin injury or other problems in that area, then yes, those are reasonable questions to ask.
Maybe this pooner just felt like going to the ER for attention and refused to leave insisting there was something wrong with her?
Perhaps after running through all the standard questions and her saying no to all of them, they came to the cock and ball ones?
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I say she never went to this meeting, or if she did she chanced momentary glances at the normal parents while other people did the talking.
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"Have you been able to pee normally?" was the question asked in reality and it triggered the pooner to answer "not standing yet....i'm trans!".
And then the staff sighed internally and contemplated gendercide.
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I liked how he managed to transition from looking like a possible child molestor to a guaranteed one.
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Imagine giving a fuck about any of this lmao. How sad and boring does your life have to be? This is the definition of chronically online. Fake oppression while living in Massachusetts usa
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LMAO!
Half Jew… Half Korean… The two most absolutely privileged minorities. Bitch probably has a gas station owning chink dad, and a $80K a year Jew therapist mother.
And wants to whine about “Ahm oppressed minority!”
I know she’s just a teenager, but what a thundercunt.
I am SHOCKED and outraged that men looking for swinger couples wouldn’t want to have gay sex with a man in a dress!
What is the kink world coming to?!
Seriously though, the guy can’t understand that men looking for women to fuck, don’t want to touch his tranny boyfriend?!
This guy is either a retard, or so deep into Reddit nonsense he has lost all touch with reality.
Also fucking LOL at the guy coping in the replies. Half of all men are chasers? LMAO!
Chasers are a tiny minority. The simple fact is that they’re unfuckable freaks for something like 95% of the male population.
I remember this study done, and even when they asked gay/bi people and people who obediently nodded YES! When asked whether trannies are women, only like a few percent admitted to actually wanting sex with a troon.
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The funny part about this comment is that the first group (genuinely chill straight guys who genuinely believe TWAW) is probably more like 1%, and of that 1% probably 90% of them have never met a troon irl. The fact is, even allies know deep down that transwomen are men, and anyone actually willing to fuck one is 99% of the time going to be some fetishist and/or other incel troon. I like to think that the OP's breath caught in his chest for a minute after reading that comment and recognizing himself in one of the latter two groups.
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I’m actually going with 100% of straight men think fucking a troon is disgusting and not actually fucking a woman. By definition: fucking a man means you’re not straight. What you call yourself is irrelevant: but heterosexual means exclusively having sex with women if you’re a man.
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Have you ever thought about that they are doing all of that, you idiot?
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Not technically a tranny posting their L's, but I think given the recent discussion, this old goodie deserves a repost:
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I would say a man who fucks a troon is not automatically “gay”, but bi-curious at the very least.
It’s why some guys go to Thailand to fuck a ladyboy.
It’s a chance to experiment without it having a risk of blowing back on your social life and reputation.
It’s also possibly why the general terminology of “straight” to mean heterosexual isn’t something the LGBTQ language police haven’t messed with. That way someone can be “straight” but still commit the occasional queer act.
It leaves them an exploitable loophole and can be separate from heterosexuality.
That way they can queer people up and say they are still straight.