🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[trash cat]

I believe Fishtank is at its best when it's a clusterfuck.

There are definitely some good moments from fishtank being a clusterfuck, but it would be way better if it was more organized.

1. Structure (elimination ceremonies, etc)
2. Rules (stop changing the rules constantly )
3. Pre-planning / workshopping
4. Stop doing cringe shit

Define exactly what the role of fish, production, sad freeloaders are, and what they are allowed to do or not do. What are the rules of the game?

When things work on Fishtank I chalk it up to working in spite of Jet and Sam's oversight. We see their plans blow up in their face constantly. When has chip rent come into play? How useful have these chips been at all? How tacked on is the attic? It's just another room that Sam talks to the fish in. Everyone had huge hopes for the reveal and it led to nothing.

Yeah exactly. They just make it up as they go along. And it shows.

What's chips and rent? Who knows.

What are points for? No idea.

Why is the reward for some challenges cancelled at the last minute? Someone in the basement forgot.

Which production members have decision making authority? It depends.

What crosses the line into disqualification? A tard throwing a mallet at an ugly girl. And mentioning season one. Everything else is unclear.

 

[no-exit]

I'm going to say that I think this was productions plan because they are retarded wiggers that never considered the actual consequences, but they wanted Jimmy out before Sam leaves for his standup tour, there's no way they could have wrangled him for a week without Sam, so they were escalating to make him snap and either quit or do what he did

The wiggers are dumb, but they definitely saw a confrontation like this happening. The "10 ft restraining order" (which was forgotten), Sam, Vance and Ben having to orbit Jimmy (which Jimmy just wander off from) and guard the girls, and Sam instructing Jet to watch Jimmy all night. I think the most plausible explanation is the wiggers thought they had it under control because they had intervened with Meg, Taylor, and Nifty. This time, they weren't quick/attentive enough.

Its a balancing act. How much can we provoke Jimmy to generate khantent and $$$ without escalation? Jimmy is the only one retarded enough to be successfully gaslit, and it's created the most profitable and entertaining moments of S2. If Jimmy doesn't belong in the Fishtank, he almost definitely belongs in IP2.

That is the show. Everyone gets pushed to fuck with the others at some point even reluctantly. Jimmy doesn't get some autopilot easy-win condition because he is "a mentally ill person" that rages and the remaining regular contestants walk on eggshells around him. Maybe production should not have kept him if they were going to keep sending tiny women to fuck with him knowing he has issues with women. She is a manipulative snake, that is a strategy, to win money as a freeloader. She is playing the game fine even if it makes people root against her. Better to argue she shouldn't have been put in that position.

Bravo girl squad. They managed to acquire the phone, distract jimmy, get the mallet, hide the mallet, and smash the phone. mindgames and toying with peoples shit was always allowed (save IDs and passports). Didn't jimmy want to cut brits ID? Trish, Brit, and maybe Tay beat Jimmy at his own chess game. Jimmy had a license to sperg out as much as he wants, as long as he doesn't escalate to violence. Hell even sanctioned violence is allowed. Fatty Claus smothered Trish, and TJ got socked in the face.

Anyway, here are some memes n shit

 

[BobsSpergers]

Just watched the a b recap of yesterday which includes a clip of Jimmy packing and Duaneyney talking with Jet
D-"I'm just saying, you cannot touch people's shit."
J-"That's not his shit, I bought it off eBay for 9 dollars and he just like, made a physical confrontation out of it."
Confirmation straight from Goran's mouth. Unbelievable. Jimmy nearly bludgeoned a tiny woman over a 9 dollar eBay toy.

 

[vena kirov]

I'm not sure if it's here yet, but Jimmy's instagram is downf_a_l_l (or just search Jimmy Downey). Jimmy asked Brian on stream to spell it, Brian says to find it in his following, but Brian does NOT follow Jimmy lol.

This was his reaction to the clip on stream while Jimmy is yapping on the phone lol. It's possible he unfollowed during or after the stream maybe.

 

[The Real Me]

Jimmy nearly bludgeoned a tiny woman over a 9 dollar eBay toy.

But you know for a fact that in Jimmy's head, it was a $4000 treasure.

 

[code123]

But you know for a fact that in Jimmy's head, it was a $4000 treasure.

i fell like jimmy thought that it was some sort of life line.
it was what he got when he got fake eliminated. i could see him viewing it like some life line,like it is what saved his chance on the show, and if it gets destroyed he will get kicked off.
and he was not wrong if that was what he was thinking, but for the wrong reasons.
production could have even told him something like that or that is what he took away when he got taken into the basement.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Just watched the a b recap of yesterday which includes a clip of Jimmy packing and Duaneyney talking with Jet
D-"I'm just saying, you cannot touch people's shit."
J-"That's not his shit, I bought it off eBay for 9 dollars and he just like, made a physical confrontation out of it."
Confirmation straight from Goran's mouth. Unbelievable. Jimmy nearly bludgeoned a tiny woman over a 9 dollar eBay toy.

if you fuck with a man's anything, the expectation should be that they're going to bonk you over the head, or you're provoking them to bonk them over the head before they can bonk you - it's a fundamental aspect of how men socialise, and the fundamental expectation that makes men respect each others boundaries as a general rule
when you try socialising generations of men to adopt a female mode of interpersonal interaction across the board through mixed sex schooling, you get situations where women cross boundaries like men but then expect the men to respond like women

"we trained him wrong, as a joke"

 

[Marmite Despiser]

There are definitely some good moments from fishtank being a clusterfuck, but it would be way better if it was more organized.

1. Structure (elimination ceremonies, etc)
2. Rules (stop changing the rules constantly )
3. Pre-planning / workshopping
4. Stop doing cringe shit

Define exactly what the role of fish, production, sad freeloaders are, and what they are allowed to do or not do. What are the rules of the game?



Yeah exactly. They just make it up as they go along. And it shows.

What's chips and rent? Who knows.

What are points for? No idea.

Why is the reward for some challenges cancelled at the last minute? Someone in the basement forgot.

Which production members have decision making authority? It depends.

What crosses the line into disqualification? A tard throwing a mallet at an ugly girl. And mentioning season one. Everything else is unclear.

Agree with all this and the audio really needs to be improved. Half the time you can barely hear what anyone is saying. Wouldn't hurt to get better cameras also, the angle doesn't need to be that wide.

I tried to follow along a bit this season but it's so fucking boring and the competitors are too dysfunctional and retarded to be interesting. No one taking initiatives everyone just floating along lazily on the current.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

If they do a season 3, they seriously seriously seriously need to actually plan some shit out and actually commit to stuff. It's really ridiculous how little is planned.

jet has stated explicitly that you cant plan for fishtank. he got this idea because all his shitty plans for season 1 fell through immediately and thought “well if these plans were bad then that means its impossible to plan for and i have to come up with everything on the fly”.

im paraphrasing but he has said this on video.

 

[BobsSpergers]

if you fuck with a man's anything, the expectation should be that they're going to bonk you over the head, or you're provoking them to bonk them over the head before they can bonk you - it's fundamental aspect of how men socialise, and the fundamental expectation that makes men respect each others boundaries as a general rule
when you try socialising generations men to adopt to female mode of interpersonal interaction across the board through mixed sex schooling, you get situations where women cross boundaries like men but then expect the men to respond like women

"we trained him wrong, as a joke"

Jon got his Bible fucked up in a washing machine and even he, (the manliest man to even exist, the TOP G) didn't threaten Letty with physical violence.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

if you fuck with a man's anything, the expectation should be that they're going to bonk you over the head, or you're provoking them to bonk them over the head before they can bonk you - it's fundamental aspect of how men socialise, and the fundamental expectation that makes men respect each others boundaries as a general rule
when you try socialising generations men to adopt to female mode of interpersonal interaction across the board through mixed sex schooling, you get situations where women cross boundaries like men but then expect the men to respond like women

"we trained him wrong, as a joke"

Does not shock me at all you of all people are defending Jimmy.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

if you fuck with a man's anything, the expectation should be that they're going to bonk you over the head, or you're provoking them to bonk them over the head before they can bonk you - it's fundamental aspect of how men socialise, and the fundamental expectation that makes men respect each others boundaries as a general rule
when you try socialising generations men to adopt to female mode of interpersonal interaction across the board through mixed sex schooling, you get situations where women cross boundaries like men but then expect the men to respond like women

"we trained him wrong, as a joke"

Wtf are you on about? Jimmy kicked all the shit fucking with off by throwing her bag out the window and justifying it because she "should have put her important shit in the basement like him" - she didn't didn't expect him to respond 'like a woman', she expected him to respond proportional to how he treated breaking her shit especially given he made the point that his important belongings were in the basement (IE non basement items are free game hence giving no fucks about destroying her shit...)

 

[Semen_Recycler]

In the latest edition of Jon beefs with everyone, he is currently tard raging on xitter about how unfair it was to kick off Jimmy, and claims he was kicked off in a similar manner. Which is obviously bullshit. He was eliminated because he was too butthurt to participate in the retard challenge, and sulked in his room the entire time.

 

[vena kirov]

Is Tayleigh leaving? I looked at the bunk and she looks like she's packing her stuff.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

In the latest edition of Jon beefs with everyone, he is currently tard raging on xitter about how unfair it was to kick off Jimmy, and claims he was kicked off in a similar manner. Which is obviously bullshit. He was eliminated because he was too butthurt to participate in the retard challenge, and sulked in his room the entire time.
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Jon needs to shut the fuck up and fade back into irrelevancy.

 

[laoyang]

I thought it was Jets idea originally but Sam made it work and pulled it together. I could be wrong, but I thought I saw that being said at one point.
But yeah, even if it was his idea Jet is retarded and has proved that he can't run shit.
He keeps trying to be everyones friend and get as much screen time as possible when he should be making sure the show is watchable

I'm fairly certain Sam said he's had the idea for "HellHouse" for years but could never find the time, resources, or initiative to put it together. After the iDubbbz doc hit and MDE got a resurgence in popularity, Sam bounced the idea off of Jet, who was receptive to it and agreed to help out. I'm not saying Jet has made zero contribution to the project, but telling Sam "Good idea, let's do it" and doing gruntwork like putting out casting calls, installing cameras, or unloading a U-Haul hardly counts as being a co-creator or director.

 

[Polyboros2]

Is Tayleigh leaving? I looked at the bunk and she looks like she's packing her stuff.

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I hope so, Jet deserves the show to collapse, but I wouldn't be surprised if Brian has a plane ticket to come back on so we can wait to hear in the thread that Cryin Brian beat Shinji despite losing most contests and polls.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Is Tayleigh leaving? I looked at the bunk and she looks like she's packing her stuff.

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She just said she's not leaving she just wants to carry her stuff around. Guess she is getting paranoid.

 

[King George III]

3:40pm tank time, Tay is sitting alone in living room alone while racewar happens in doghouse, looking like she's ready to leave. She then moves to lounge, where Brit asks her why she has her stuff, Tay says she's just protecting her things.