Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Big Mommy]

Thi3ves used to float around the community before, but after her fallout with Cog. She has COMPLETELY disappeared. I would love to have a chat with her and get the real story.

Someone named Thieves was liking and replying about Cog when we had our little slapfight, I'm not sure if they're the real ex-girlfriend or not but here's her account anyway

Cog is doing a stream calling Metokur Fembot's friend Gilded Poo an animal rapist or some shit, she posted a video from Gilded Poo taking down Cog.




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Correct me if I am wrong, but Maya (Metokur Fembot) is one of Cog's bigger supporters? He has gone insane, for true. If there is evidence of this guy having beastiality porn, good on Cog for ccovering it on principle even though it will affect his wallet - assuming that is why he is covering this instead of it just being for petty reasons. Glad I got into this when I did, what a ride so far.

 

[Geekthulhu]

Fuck it, here's Michael Steffens (scybertaz) facebook archived I have zero doubt he's a degenerate. Last i heard he got kicked out of the storage shed he lived in that belonged to his uncle. Faggot still throwing 2 dollar donos around though.

That is him. I have seen his face before. He used to have it as the profile pic for his YouTube.

Notice the Burger King background where he leeches their internet to give Cog money.

EDIT: I found this on his Facebook. So he has a Fetish checklist that he uses for people that pay him for stories. Check out the EXTREME part...

 

[Sammich]

I don't know what's worse, taking a hobo's money, or a hobo giving 2 dollars to some chav faggot half way around the world. I do remember a stream (the oen that actually spawned kittystyle's thread) that cog and josh had over on stream.me trying to understand what thomas dall's issue was. Cog is capable of doing half ass drama streams, but he is just unable to get out of his own way.
That was several years and ounces upon ounces of ditch weed ago though. The TL;DR stuff was linked early on in the thread, that was pretty much peak coggybeats.

edit, oh shit..

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I did not see any of these extremely degenerate twists coming but I now regret ever opening this thread.

 

[Elmo]

I thought GodPikachu was the one who was constantly worried about being homeless because he's had Cog crowdfund his rent money several times already. He also threatened suicide IIRC but didn't go through it because he's a pathetic cowardly drunk and a footfag.

 

[PauperVita]

I did not see any of these extremely degenerate twists coming but I now regret ever opening this thread.

Cog’s community is easily the most degenerate. Today he demodded then banned a long time paypig, a furfag, because he allegedly compared Cog to Warski one time months ago. Then he got a fan email talking about murdering PPP and saying they’re both gods and kindred spirits (Cog regularly gets mad and talks about killing his alogs so obviously this is who he attracts). There’s a lolicon that I think Vickers flew out to take photographs with Xander. All kinds of weird stuff. Cog has no problems with any of it so long as they donate to him and don’t ever disagree with him. I also saw one of his paypigs got fired and had to let Cog know why he couldn’t donate.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he got a fan email talking about murdering PPP and saying they’re both gods and kindred spirits (Cog regularly gets mad and talks about killing his alogs so obviously this is who he attracts). There’s a lolicon that I think Vickers flew out to take photographs with Xander.

Charming. I already had a very low opinion of Vickers for paypigging Cog and making friends with these degenerates, but I had no idea that we were dealing with sub-Ralph lowlifes.

Did Cog and Vickers bond over their shared hatred of toothbrushes and toothpaste?

 

[Fornicario]

I did not see any of these extremely degenerate twists coming but I now regret ever opening this thread.

I thought the UK transported all these degenerates. How did this family escape the boats? Windrush wasn't that long ago.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I thought the UK transported all these degenerates. How did this family escape the boats? Windrush wasn't that long ago.

Cog’s family was meant to be shipped off to Australia in 1833.

 

[PauperVita]

This is the fan letter Cog received today.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Pretty normal day for Cog, nothing too interesting.

What? This is normal for Cog? This is insane. I can only imagine that the most unhinged Feasing of all time would only be about a 4 on the Def Cog scale, it wouldn't even be a 3.

One ironic thing about Cog's relentless spamming resulting in his Twitter account getting shadowbanned and blocked from people's notifications has actually probably been a massive boon to his reputation. People don't realize how insane this person is. The only time I watched his streams was when Vickers was feeding him info, and I assumed he could be written off by this point as Generic Vickers Minion No. 3 like the other two they flew out to California who appeared dedicated to defending Mister Vickers' honor.

Charming. I already had a very low opinion of Vickers for paypigging Cog and making friends with these degenerates, but I had no idea that we were dealing with sub-Ralph lowlifes.

Imagine being a streamer and your most respectable donor by a country mile is the one and only Matthew Vickers. That really says it all. That should be your sign to quit streaming. IIRC, the Casino were visibly uncomfortable when Vickers kept paypigging for the first few months of their show back in 2022 and eventually PPP basically told him to fuck off.

That seems like the appropriate response. Meanwhile for Cog, Vickers is his prestige donor, he is so, so very proud to have THE Matthew Vickers supporting his content.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is insane.

Yeah, I’m gonna need time to process this. It’s too bad Cog is white or we could set him up with Sammie Bushart and the Arkansas crew. Living in a condemned trailer with inbred retards would be the lap of luxury compared to Cog’s life so far. He’d still be the lowest IQ fucker in the post code, but at least he could escape his fat missus who queefs curry every time she coughs.

Imagine being a streamer and your most respectable donor by a country mile is the one and only Matthew Vickers…IIRC, the Casino were visibly uncomfortable when Vickers kept paypigging for the first few months of their show back in 2022 and eventually PPP basically told him to fuck off.

Made worse by the fact that they’d said some truly heinous things about his daughter. I suspect Vickers slips Cog extra cash if he insults Faith down the phone while Matt shoves his little pecker in a jar of ham salad.

 

[Fornicario]

Cog’s family was meant to be shipped off to Australia in 1833.

Yeah, but he should have been swept in the Jamaican deportation wave. His bride looks shiftless enough to qualify.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is the fan letter Cog received today.
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I would urge anyone who skipped this to go back and read it. Truly a masterpiece of delusional retardation.

And yet Cog is still dumber than this freak.

 

[AltisticRight]

Cog’s family was meant to be shipped off to Australia in 1833.

What did Australia do to deserve him?
He's good, he can stay in Britain. Not a single country on the planet deserves to have him.
Except for "Great" Britain.

 

[Geekthulhu]

Went in to check his stream after it had been live for 2 hours and scrubbed through. I am pretty sure this guy is definitely viewbotting and possibly faking some donos. I noticed that when he has the dono alert pop up through StreamlabsOBS he doesn't ever have the name on the alert. You have to actively edit out the name. It's on there by default. So I started to pay attention when it wasn't a superchat because a superchat does pop up on the alert, but of course doesn't have the name as well. I noticed when he gets a dono from any other source than superchat. He will look off to the side, so to those of you that don't know how it works. You can send test alerts through to your stream via the client. You can edit them if you like. I think that when the real donos slow down, he then makes a fake one or MAYBE he just does the default test alert for donations. Probably doing this to get his own audience to start donating.

As for the viewbotting. He has 200 people in there, but the chat is moving slow with 15 active participants.

You don't have that many people watching you and only have 15 people participating and your chat moving like molasses. Pure example of viewbotting. Normally at least 50-60 of them are going to be actively chatting and the chat will require you to pause it to read it effectively.

 

[PauperVita]

You don't have that many people watching you and only have 15 people participating and your chat moving like molasses. Pure example of viewbotting. Normally at least 50-60 of them are going to be actively chatting and the chat will require you to pause it to read it effectively.

There are many clips out there of him faking donos, including just adjusting the total. However, when Ralph does something his chat shoots up over 200. He isn’t botting. People know he talks about Ralph every day so they put it on as background noise.

 

[Geekthulhu]

There are many clips out there of him faking donos, including just adjusting the total. However, when Ralph does something his chat shoots up over 200. He isn’t botting. People know he talks about Ralph every day so they put it on as background noise.

I tried to listen to parts of the show and it is just unlistenable. He likes to say, "I'm here just havin' a laff at Ralph.". Nigger, WHERE IS THE LAUGHTER?! He doesn't make jokes, he is legitimately mad and seething. He is so fucking mad and to be honest... I don't really even know what for? I laugh at Ralph's life. I think Ralph's existence is funny tbh. He is a fucking unapologetic disaster and I think the reactions he gets from people that are "morally outraged" by him is beyond hilarious. Ralph hasn't done anything that would honestly make me ALAWG the HAWG. There has been only two people I alogged hard and that was Andy and Tonka. Because I had personal investments with them because of close interactions. I will also admit that I got beyond what people would consider normal with my outrage/anger, but other than that. Nothing to that level.

What personal investment does Cog even have where you can hear him getting emotionally unbalanced over Ralph? It's fucking weird and sad. This nigger literally has ZERO interactions outside of the internet. Can you imagine your wife trying to suck or play with your dick at night to get some fuck fuck going, but instead you are sitting there on Twitter refreshing your notification to threaten to beat the shit out of a woman in South Africa from 11am to 5am because she dared to laugh at you? My woman would destroy or hide my phone. Throw away the modem. He probably talks to his "wife" non-stop about people on the internet. Never a normal conversation of, "How was your day?" "I saw this show and I think you would like it. We should watch it later." I would hope that she is normal brained and this is fucking irritating to her, but the fact that she hangs out in the chat getting into the shit with him. She is probably a mentally retarded poojeet piece of trash like him.

I saw a clip of him watching Andy and PPP and they called him the dictionary definition of an Alog. Cog without any irony proudly claimed he was a Ralph Alog. I know I am in my mid 40's and not hip to zoomer culture, but isn't being called an Alog a bad thing? Doesn't it mean that the target of your Alogging means this is someone that you think about non stop? Never stop angry posting about this person? Someone that has consumed every waking minute of your life so much that you have uncontrollable seething anger? Basically the term "rent free".

 

[Mundane Ralph]

isn't being called an Alog a bad thing?

It was but Ralph would call anybody that laughed at him an alog so everybody here started joking about being an alawg and then retards like kinochet showed up not knowing it was a joke and started seriously referring to themselves as alogs because they didn't know the meaning of the word.

 

[PauperVita]

WHERE IS THE LAUGHTER?! He doesn't make jokes, he is legitimately mad and seething. He is so fucking mad and to be honest

Cog holds lifelong insane grudges over slights both real and perceived. But with Ralph I can only suspect there’s a bit of envy. Unlike with Warski or anyone else, his emotional stability is entirely dependent upon what is happening in Ethan Ralph’s life. While Cog will not start sperging out until Ralph sobers up, it is funny to see the personal turmoil of someone Cog doesn’t even know briefly lift him out of his clinical depression. Like many have said, he is a literal alog. The fake laughs can’t hide his seething rage.