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Now that look more at Keffals, I feel like Keffals sorta passes. And in fact bears a very striking resemblance to one of the top female TV stars of the 90s! ...


You can not tell me that Keffals doesn't resemble Rosie O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnelle would feel insulted to be compared to him and besides, Lucas need to gain some weight to look more like Rosie O'Donnell. :story:
 
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Rosie O'Donnelle would feel insulted to be compared to him and besides, Lucas need to gain some weight to look more like Rosie O'Donnell. :story:
Rosie O'Donnell, battle axe that she is, is obviously a woman. Also, unlike Keffals, she is one of the rare actually funny women.
 
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Genuinely funny 80's Rosie

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Unintentionally funny Clown World Rosie
 
He could use any remaining funds for rent/mortgage until the fund is empty and be in the clear.

His vague wording of the "legal fund to seek justice" allows him lots of leeway. He wanted to (and was successful at) deceive people into believing it was to pay the lawyer's fees for an expensive lawsuit against LPS. By filing for free in the kangaroo court that is the HRTC, he avoids actually having to spend it for this presumed purpose.

Now, he could get away with doing all sorts of shit if his IQ was above room temperature. This could include donating to other troon's GFM campaigns (e.g. "boohoo need peen chop", or even "boohoo muh mentals"). The money is technically being spent on seeking/acquiring justice, and could be twisted enough to be considered a valid use. Shit, he could probably Google a bunch of legal questions, say each query cost him $5 of his time, and claim it was his way of "seeking justice".

Using the fund on new equipment/furniture he never had before, on Doordash for two, on illicit drugs, or anything else? Lol no.
No way would the cucked police forces of Canada or Ireland go after a troon for fraud. They litterally don't even go after them when they rape people, groom children or sell backalley SRS drugs to kids. The only justice Lucas will see is when either one of his polycule fags kills him in a domestic, or he 41%'s himself after being consigned to irrelevancy.
 
Lucas doubling down on total guinea pig death.

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"Over a hundred times", what the fuck. Guinea pigs don't need to be regularly bathed at all, unless they're living in filth because their owner is a sped. Guessing he didn't get a special shampoo for them either, not like they're sensitive or anything.
Despite being terminally online, Lucas doesn't bother to use a search engine to find out you don't bathe guinea pigs. Bathing them gets rid of the natural oils their fur needs, similar to cats in a way but less dangerous for the cat. Pick up the proper shampoo and give them a good cleaning once every two months and they'll be fine and be sure the cage is always clean. Brushing them also helps limit the need for a bath. Males though will need a frequent cleaning of their glands though so they wont smell.

This guy would likely kill a rabbit if he ever owned one. That's one animal you don't want wet. Hasenpfeffer has a raised bed that they can hop into when it rains or when it's too wet due to the nice weather right now because I don't want them getting sick.
 
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter food box subscription. They shut down the only place that serves that in my town.
I wouldn't eat Hasenpfeffer, I found them as a baby and taken care of them since than. I just can't keep them as a pet because of the laws here. So they're outside and get a nice raised heated bed and good food. My cats are usually with it too so I don't have to worry about any birds of prey here catch it.

If I do want some rabbit though I can go to one of the Oriental grocery stores, they usually have some. Too bad it's not a kosher food though so I have to sneak off and have some, similar to when I want some of my pork floss buns.
 
I wouldn't eat Hasenpfeffer, I found them as a baby and taken care of them since than. I just can't keep them as a pet because of the laws here. So they're outside and get a nice raised heated bed and good food. My cats are usually with it too so I don't have to worry about any birds of prey here catch it.

If I do want some rabbit though I can go to one of the Oriental grocery stores, they usually have some. Too bad it's not a kosher food though so I have to sneak off and have some, similar to when I want some of my pork floss buns.

Oh shit, I'm sorry! I read that as plural so I thought you were raising a bunch of the livestock breeds. I do not want to eat your pet! 🤦‍♂️

I didn't even consider checking out the Asian stores. There's plenty of those around, I'll have to make a run and see what I can find! I usually pass right by the meat area and over to seafood because they tend to put tripe and other garbage exotic cuts front and center.
 
Oh shit, I'm sorry! I read that as plural so I thought you were raising a bunch of the livestock breeds. I do not want to eat your pet! 🤦‍♂️

I didn't even consider checking out the Asian stores. There's plenty of those around, I'll have to make a run and see what I can find! I usually pass right by the meat area and over to seafood because they tend to put tripe and other garbage exotic cuts front and center.
Normally I thought rabbits as food too (hence the name) until I found this little one in a playground at night with no one around other than some coyotes in the area so I took it in. Now it has a huge backyard to forage in and not worry about predators. Also not a pet. It's illegal to own wild animals here.

You'll find the rabbit in the frozen section. Usually whole rabbits too. If Freshco is opening up in your area they'll have some too. They'll have it for Sichuan rabbit recipes so it'll even have the head. They're also a good place for chicken liver for liver paste. May even find some pork liver for it too.
 
Apparently Lucas has been streaming for the past few hours, and I know this becuase I've been looking through some MamaMax content from Chud Logic and Youtube reccomended it to me out of the blue.
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this was the thumbnail he was using when I saw it.
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this was a screenshot I took when I looked into the stream, it's still night and day between the two.
 
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