Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Ogre Magi]

Does he always type like this?

Oh yes, but this is pretty tame. It can get even worse where he spergs in long form, often copy and pasting I HATE MY LIFE and other such things. We call that Star Wars posting.

 

[Lost in Place420]

As Bossman's manager/editor, I felt obligated to make him a new merch drop that will be available as soon as he unbans me!
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DTPN

Can you actually post that image of his face? I wanna get some stickers made of that and leave them around town.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

This thing with limbo is the most incomprehensible obsession so far. It's just a coin flip right?

He's a simple man with simpler gambling preferences that's managed to find something more basic than mines, what can be expected?

In another universe he would actually gamble in an interesting way, like with dogs, that would unironically be so much fun to watch.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Bossman is now on Monkey screaming at people.

 

[Sneeds]

Bossman gets mad at someone for calling him a racist. And Bossman tells them to get in the back of the bus

Here’s with chat

 

[ForTheHoard]

Gets a 1k juicer and is felted immediately. Then threatens to delete his Kick
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He came back and turned his daily reload into 4 bandskis. Gets on a call with a guy he owes money to and tells him he's gonna pay him back. Momma loan shark overhears him and demands money
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Highlight of the 4k climb
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This might explain why he gets along with his mom and not his dad. Dad is always hounding him to make something out of his life, and mom is over here making 20% interest juicing him a hundred bucks now and then.

 

[moocow]

In another universe he would actually gamble in an interesting way, like with dogs, that would unironically be so much fun to watch.

I've been to a racetrack on a few occasions to watch dog and horse races (and the people around me, who were far more interesting than the races). Austin wouldn't last more than one race at a track. It's too slow for his tastes. The kind of excitement that builds up as a race nears its conclusion isn't the same kind of rush he's after.

He's accustomed to placing (and usually losing) bets every couple of seconds, while for a dog or horse race you're easily waiting a minimum of a few minutes between making that wager and finding out the results. There's no notion of "fast betting," and in fact I can recall seeing plenty of people getting very anxious (to the point of needing medication or beer to calm down) waiting for their next race to start.

It's also absurdly complex -- like craps, there's countless ways you can wager on a round (race), most of them are stupid, and they all have names unique to their domain. It's got its own language. I've seen dudes walk up to the betting counter and rattle off an endless stream of gibberish to a bored, disinterested cashier who practically "steno's" the bets into the machine (without error), recites the amount due, counts out the change and prints the betting slip. It takes under a minute, yet hundreds of dollars change hands and those slips are fucking nuts. Austin's swiss cheese brain couldn't handle that.

My favorite aspect of that experience was seeing all the stats books the venue provides to bettors -- free of charge -- that they then pore over like tea leaves trying to divine from past performance which of these hapless animals will feature in their desired betting configuration in the next race. It's meaningless gibberish, but the diehards fucking hoard them anyway. Catch one in a bad enough mood and they'll fucking fight you over them.

Did I mention it was a terribly depressing experience? It's like a sportsbook but even more boring, and with gamblers with eyes more dead than most other gamblers (even the slot addicts).

 

[Alpha Rhino]

Can you actually post that image of his face? I wanna get some stickers made of that and leave them around town.

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[Bruno Powroznik]

Bossman squashes them rats

Just Facecam

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Bossman gets hosted by hate speech streamer/ tranny killing website hoster @Null

 

[murph]

Bossman gets hosted by hate speech streamer/ tranny killing website hoster Null

Is BMJ actually just playing against a random number generator? Mad.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Bossman actually cashed out.

What the hell is happening?

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Bossman gets hosted by hate speech streamer/ tranny killing website hoster @Null

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Josh streamed today?

Nothing of a warning of it on either odysee or the archieve

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Is BMJ actually just playing against a random number generator? Mad.

All of the originals are just random number generators with less and less obfuscation of it. Limbo is one of the most blantant "this is just rng" thing they got.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Bossman puts those fucking MATI RATS in their place

 

[PULL UP]

Bossman actually cashed out.
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What the hell is happening?

Jersh raids, he immediately gains $1k and ACTUALLY CASHES OUT at $700

It's wild

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Bossman entertains us

Webcam Only

 

[Lost in Place420]

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Thanks, just got them ordered. I am sure they will do nicely next to the ones of Joe Biden saying "I did that"

 

[degengambalar]

BMJ starts up the stream happy he turned a $77 deposit into $4,000!
You won't believe what happens next!

 

[Pepper Jack]

Bossman went live and revealed his stake balance and it was approximately $4k, which he won on Keno. He lost the $4k within 5 minutes.

The last 25 seconds of the stream

Here is the Keno Kasino's response to Austin losing it all.