Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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I think she might have whatever growth hormone deficiency Andy Milonakis has:
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He's in his late 40s, but he has a disorder that essentially made it so he never went through the latter half of puberty. So he just looks like a 14 year old with really shitty skin and hair. Also has an adolescent voice and he's only 5'7". Seems to match up fairly well with what we know about Flutter.
 
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Written a little conspiratorially, hopefully the information becomes more objective as information is revealed. Either way, I'm glad there's a thread about this flutter considering all the interest she's garnered.

I love a mystery, so I think I'm more interested in her than chris at the moment, at least until her name and goal is revealed. Surprised there's no social media links found, you'd think someone who naturally goes out of their way to contact chris chan would be an avid follower online first.
 
My opinion boils down to one very important question: Is she a tard?

If she is not a tard than she is a vile thing, enabling an elder abusing motherfucker.
If she is a tard than she's the victim of Praetor bullshit and is simply an addition to their crimes of faggotry in the first-degree.

Only time will tell.
It's the latter, To date, none of Chris's sweethearts and or gall palls have resisted either going public in some aspect or trying to influence/impact his behavior, and seeing that she is actually a timid individual by what's been gathered, probably from mental stuntedness, she probably never will and is just going to hopefully be a passing thing that is sharing in his tard appropriate hobbies.

It's 100% another Megan situation, a frail woman too polite to tell Chris he's acting like a literal sex pest, except having mental problems It will probably take a long time to end because even Megan took years to cut it off, and all that woman's mental problems end at taxidermy.
 
Surprised there's no social media links found, you'd think someone who naturally goes out of their way to contact chris chan would be an avid follower online first.
i suspect there are links out there but shes most likely a random anime and or pony avatar. which would be very hard to spot especially when chris is involved in the mix. if her real name ever comes out i have a feeling she will turn out to be someone that was right in front of everyone the whole time.
 
I think she might have whatever growth hormone deficiency Andy Milonakis has:
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He's in his late 40s, but he has a disorder that essentially made it so he never went through the latter half of puberty. So he just looks like a 14 year old with really shitty skin and hair. Also has an adolescent voice and he's only 5'7". Seems to match up fairly well with what we know about Flutter.
He looks more like a middle aged lesbianica. But you're right, growth hormone causes a lot of physical signs of aging despite the now, retard late Suzanne Sommers claiming it was the fountain of youth. Anything that causes your telemores to shorten will make you look old.
 
Caden trooning out/fooling Chris? That's a twist only M. Night Shyamalan could come up with.
i can see it already... chris stops responding to cadens letters while in prison so caden makes a new persona and pretends to be a boyfriend free girl interested in being friends with chris. then over time "flutter" convinces chris to work with praetor and the whole time "flutter" is just caden in a wig doing a voice or something.
 
Written a little conspiratorially, hopefully the information becomes more objective as information is revealed.
Right? The best way to go about solving the mystery of this person is to be as objective as possible.

Pretty much the only things we can deduce and say for certain are:

1) This person absolutely seems to make an effort to avoid being spotted or caught on camera. This implies someone who doesn't want to be seen with Chris and knows his reputation.
2) This person has not been seen initiating anything with Chris and instead consistently looks uncomfortable when Chris gets more handsy with her.
3) Despite the above, she continues to hang out with Chris, even putting up with extremely handsy behavior from him at times.

THEREFORE

4) It is a reasonable assumption that Flutter isn't there of her own free will...at least not without being paid or something. Nothing about her body language suggests they're dating, and the only way we can draw that conclusion is if she has some form of condition that makes her extremely social awkward or shy, and this itself is another assumption we lack evidence for. It is a reasonable assumption she is being placed there to "babysit" Chris by some group, but which group that is and with what purpose, we have absolutely no idea. Could be a caretaker from the state, could be some troll group, could be something else entirely.

The best way to gather new information on this person would be:

A) Audio, not video. There are claims she doesn't have an accent, which is useful information, but we lack raw evidence for this. Likewise, everyone has some form of accent and hearing hers could potentially be useful info. The photos in that restaurant for example had a half-wall close by. While Flutter seems vigilant about avoiding photos being taken of her, it's much harder to avoid AUDIO being taken of her. A recording from the table on the other side of the wall might've sufficed, or someone sitting behind them at the con could also pick up anything she said. This would at the very least strongly confirm or deny the theory she's finnish. It could also potentially capture a conversation that gives more insight into what's going on, or at the very least catch her name. (which itself may be blatantly finnish or the most normal American name ever)

B) Catching Flutter alone and documenting her mannerisms. The guy who happened to be on a flight with her for example could've taken more note of her mannerisms. Is she ALWAYS shy, is she ALWAYS dressed like she's trying to prevent photos, or does this attitude change a bit when she's not around Chris? If she behaves and looks more open in the absence of Chris, then this just reinforces and confirms the idea she's uncomfortable around him and takes extra care to avoid "paparazzi" when around Chris. If she covers her face just as much when alone, now we have more evidence that perhaps she is simply a shy individual, either via a social condition or that being her personality.

I feel kinda bad for this girl because a part of me wants to respect her privacy. It's clearly pretty important to her. I know that I merely want to know more out of a simple curiosity of what's going on with Chris (aka, it's less about her), but also realize not everyone will react that way if they get more info.

Honestly, if she's keeping tabs on things like this forums, it doesn't sound like bad advice for her to simply openly state what her role is. I don't think people care too much about her beyond that. It's not like people are fascinated with her on an individual level to the point they want to know more about her, but rather people seek info about her specifically to try and help deduce her role, so simply giving people that information willingly seems like a good way to get some heat off herself and preserve the rest of her privacy.
 
i can see it already... chris stops responding to cadens letters while in prison so caden makes a new persona and pretends to be a boyfriend free girl interested in being friends with chris. then over time "flutter" convinces chris to work with praetor and the whole time "flutter" is just caden in a wig doing a voice or something.
Upon further review, I believe this isn't the case. The Probable Cause Statement lists Caden's height as being 5'10" whereas Flutter is supposedly 4'9"-5'0". And I don't think the camerawork is good enough to fool people into thinking a fairly tall guy is a dwarf.

I think it might be Caden's sister but could be a cousin as well. The faces just look too similar for them being related. Plus it'll make sense why Flutter seemingly appeared out of thin air.
 
IIRC it's not exactly easy to find out how to and actually mail things to jail inmates, so there had to have been some determination/intent involved even from the start. I'd love to believe that she's just a naive pony fan with a girlboner for chris who skipped down to the mailbox to send a letter, but at this point, with how she acts and the steps she's taken, all signs are absolutely pointing to something bigger. It's hard to say from the photos so far, but she doesn't even seem happy or like she wants to be around chris..
 
I like how the only woman who seems to voluntarily spend a lot of time around Chris-chan in whatever capacity has turned into a cryptid-like figure who you only see brief glimpses of on camera. It's perfect.
Like most mythical creatures, she's only supposed to be there when you need her and then you're supposed to grow into a mildly content adult who has no ambitions other then starting a family and with no memories of said mythical creature.

As you do.

Unfortunately, Chris is what happens when you don't follow the Nanny Mcfee logic.
 
I'm not sure if anyone's brought it up here yet but I highly suspect Caden and Flutter are related, possibly either brother and sister or cousins.

Mostly because their faces are quite similar to each other. Especially their noses and eye shape.
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You’re thinking too small. Flutter and Caden are the same person. Caden just puts a wig on and no one notices
 
IIRC it's not exactly easy to find out how to and actually mail things to jail inmates, so there had to have been some determination/intent involved even from the start. I'd love to believe that she's just a naive pony fan with a girlboner for chris who skipped down to the mailbox to send a letter, but at this point, with how she acts and the steps she's taken, all signs are absolutely pointing to something bigger. It's hard to say from the photos so far, but she doesn't even seem happy or like she wants to be around chris..
My theory is that Caden hooked up Flutter, who's most likely his sister/cousin, with Chris in order to keep an eye on him.
 
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