Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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There are easier ways of getting a paid girlfriend/wrangler than some chick who clearly doesn’t live in the same state, is what I am saying.
The problem with a prostitute is that they're not all forced into companionship for money. The thots these days tend to do it on the side, so unless you offer them a shit ton of money to hang out with a mentally handicapped potential sex offender, it would be harder than you think. Plus finding a random one and promising a lot of money, might not go so well since they know about getting played and would demand stuff up front.
Just something I noticed. Could explain Chris at the airport for her since the Great Lakes states are a 3 hour flight from there to Chris.
The whole "she came from North Carolina" is telling since Charlotte is a major hub for connecting flights.

Just for shits and giggles, I looked up flights from Grand Rapids to Richmond, and while some are connecting at places like Newark, there are a few flights that have Charlotte as a connecting airport.
Knowing Chris' speech patterns, him saying "Abbey" as "Allie" ain't a stretch since he has mispronounced names in the past.
This. It could very well be "Abbey" but the way Chris talks, especially when he's excited, means he could easily fuck up her name.
 
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Not stated how long the conversation but you don't exactly need to be in an hour long conversation and/or a linguist to go "Hey, this guy ain't from around here." when you hear someone from a foreign land speak. Even a fake accent would still have something off about it.

Another thing I noticed is how similar the Finnish and Northwestern American accents tend to be.

Just something I noticed. Could explain Chris at the airport for her since the Great Lakes states are a 3 hour flight from there to Chris.


Mhm, which doesn't discount the theory she's possibly related to Praetor in one way or another.


Knowing Chris' speech patterns, him saying "Abbey" as "Allie" ain't a stretch since he has mispronounced names in the past.

Finnish accent and midwestern accent don’t sound similar?

What’s wrong with you?

There is some similarities in the drawn pronunciation between those Finns and that midwestern guy, but the midwestern guy sound closer to Canadian or Alaskan maybe.

Those Finns are pretty extreme and performing a bit, they do sound damn Finnish but that’s beneficial for the circumstances of what they are doing.

Plus as I say, a lot will try to seek an English teacher with a particular accent to cover the native sound.
She could even have an American or other anglosphere parent.
I run into the odd Swede who sounds like they are from an English shithole, but it turns out that’s just them picking it up from their dad.

And as I said before, there is no reason this Redditor is that good at placing accents.

You don’t need an hour to figure someone’s accent no, but it doesn’t sound like he had a long time to talk to her.
She might even have just one worded him.
It’s also more common that someone doesn’t pick up on a persons accent properly at first.

No offence but this is all a bit of a reach.
Even if she isn’t Finnish, it’s still a bit of a reach that she is a Praetor supplied tard wrangler.

The problem with a prostitute is that they're not all forced into companionship for money.

Maybe not, but there are still plenty of unfussy girls who will do shit for drugs.
If they don’t actually have to fuck him and can take time off, it’s not a bad deal if all you want is blow or oxy.

Certainly doesn’t have to be a onlyfans thot. A good old trailer or ghetto trash girl can still be found.
 
Is she flying to and from NC to be with Chris then? Or is Chris driving to NC to pick her up? In one image in the OP they were spotted in Roanoke which is south west of Charlottesville about an hour maybe an hour and a half, so kinda far for two tards just to go to lunch out there especially if Chris is actually living in Caden's (dosen't Caden live in Goochland or Henrico county closer to Richmond?) home like was theorized a month or so ago.

Maybe this is retarded, but US interstate 81 intersects with interstae 77 southwest of Roanoke near Fort Chriswell, VA. 77 goes strait to Charlotte NC. So if someone was driving from Greene/ Albemarle county VA to NC regularly they would have to pass through Roanoke.

If Flutter lived in eastern NC it would be more efficient to take 64 through Richmond then take 95 or 85 down closer to Raleigh. Idk this is basically just guesswork. But it seems like they are doing a lot of traveling and no doubt spending lots of money on gas.
 
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I don't know if this has been posted yet. Possible lead or faildox?
DISREGARD ME, I SUCK COCKS
 
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Not stated how long the conversation but you don't exactly need to be in an hour long conversation and/or a linguist to go "Hey, this guy ain't from around here." when you hear someone from a foreign land speak. Even a fake accent would still have something off about it.

Another thing I noticed is how similar the Finnish and Northwestern American accents tend to be.

Just something I noticed. Could explain Chris at the airport for her since the Great Lakes states are a 3 hour flight from there to Chris.


Mhm, which doesn't discount the theory she's possibly related to Praetor in one way or another.


Knowing Chris' speech patterns, him saying "Abbey" as "Allie" ain't a stretch since he has mispronounced names in the past.
I checked Abbey Neel and she is not related to Flutter in any way.
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Here's her linkedin.

Is she flying to and from NC to be with Chris then? Or is Chris driving to NC to pick her up? In one image in the OP they were spotted in Roanoke which is south west of Charlottesville about an hour maybe an hour and a half, so kinda far for two tards just to go to lunch out there especially if Chris is actually living in Caden's (dosen't Caden live in Goochland or Henrico county closer to Richmond?) home like was theorized a month or so ago.

Maybe this is retarded, but US interstate 81 intersects with interstae 77 southwest of Roanoke near Fort Chriswell, VA. 77 goes strait to Charlotte NC. So if someone was driving from Greene/ Albemarle county VA to NC regularly they would have to pass through Roanoke.

If Flutter lived in eastern NC it would be more efficient to take 64 through Richmond then take 95 or 85 down closer to Raleigh. Idk this is basically just guesswork. But it seems like they are doing a lot of traveling and no doubt spending lots of money on gas.
Chris probably just picks her up from the Richmond airport. She used the airline both times we know of.

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I don't know if this has been posted yet. Possible lead or faildox?
You moron.
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First, it's def not her jidging by her activity, second, this would mean she's 17, which is impossible.
Also too tall.
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The whole "she came from North Carolina" is telling since Charlotte is a major hub for connecting flights.

Just for shits and giggles, I looked up flights from Grand Rapids to Richmond, and while some are connecting at places like Newark, there are a few flights that have Charlotte as a connecting airport.
Pretty much, wouldn't be surprised if she's from Great Lakes or further away.

Finnish accent and midwestern accent don’t sound similar?

What’s wrong with you?

There is some similarities in the drawn pronunciation between those Finns and that midwestern guy, but the midwestern guy sound closer to Canadian or Alaskan maybe.
I was referring to the Siri in the latter video, who does have a more pronounced midwestern accent. Why I said the two accents sound familiar is due to the demographic history of the region, but I see your point.

No offence but this is all a bit of a reach.
Even if she isn’t Finnish, it’s still a bit of a reach that she is a Praetor supplied tard wrangler.
Is it really a coincidence that soon after as Chris moved into Cade's house in June to July, she started to appear in photos in September right when Cade would've been attending college in Missouri? (American colleges typically start their fall term in late-August or early-September) Not to mention she looks awfully familiar to Cade, with one guy earlier saying she looks like Cade if he trooned out.

I checked Abbey Neel and she is not related to Flutter in any way.
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Here's her linkedin.


Chris probably just picks her up from the Richmond airport. She used the airline both times we know of.


You moron.
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First, it's def not her jidging by her activity, second, this would mean she's 17, which is impossible.
Also too tall.
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Damn, another dead end.
 
Is it really a coincidence that soon after as Chris moved into Cade's house in June to July, she started to appear in photos in September right when Cade would've been attending college in Missouri? (American colleges typically start their fall term in late-August or early-September) Not to mention she looks awfully familiar to Cade, with one guy earlier saying she looks like Cade if he trooned out.

It’s reasonable that Chris wasn’t able to have visitors until he moved into Caden’s house.

He was in Jail, mental hospital and then a tard home of some sort.

Flutter is clearly not local so traveling just for a jail visit seems a stretch, and mental hospitals and tard homes don’t usually allow visits from non family members.

Maybe she looks kind of similar to Caden, it’s not cast iron proof they are anything to do with each other though.
People occasionally look a hell of a lot like random other people.
 
A hooker would be cheaper, easier to manipulate and one that is desperate enough to do it isn’t likely care that some autists would dig into her past.
Just get her the pills and powders, she is away.

You don't need a super hot babe to keep chris interested. Flutter works fine as a honeypot. Hookers and junkies are unreliable and don't mesh with chris' interests. Praetor needs someone to keep chris interested and take him to conventions and stuff to make content. Escorts are expensive. Flutter is probably some relative or friend of caden that he can hire for cheap.
 
On another note, do we know what airline Flutter was on? That would help with identifying where she's from.
The first flight was AAL1909.
The second was most likely AAL1582.
Both of them only go from Richmond and Charlotte and back.
And since I cannot insert the quote (I know shit about stuff on here), I'll just say it's because, while we have a ton of details on her, they are always super vague. Like, since she flew from Charlotte she can either live somewhere near Charlotte or in a state further away.
Like, there's nothing on her.
 
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I am really surprised with all eyes on her nobody has been able to find her name. Not even the most deranged weens who will dig through chris's trash can find it. Whats taking so long?
Kinda hard since she's keen on keeping a low profile as possible which means she's more than aware of Chris' shenanigans and the history of anyone involved with Chris.

There is a voice clip of Chris saying something akin to "Alex" or "Allie" which could be a lead but without further proof it's for naught.

The first flight was AAL1909.
The second was most likely AAL1582.
Both of them only go from Richmond and Charlotte and back.
Connecting flight, it seems.

Out of curiosity, I checked on how a flight from Helsinki to Charlotte would go. While there is a connecting flight, it's from JFK International up in New York.
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I am really surprised with all eyes on her nobody has been able to find her name. Not even the most deranged weens who will dig through chris's trash can find it. Whats taking so long?
I haven't ruled out sorceress.

All in all, Flutter is so unobtrusive and ordinary a presence compared to Chris, it's easier for us to notice her. Day and night. My theory is to the average eye, she's easy to miss.

Imagine you're a little brown rabbit next to a rainbow zebra. What are you noticing first?

Flutter probably notices and takes full advantage of it. i.e. shes not photogenic and she isn't here on KF ready to give that interview she's always invited to give.
 
Out of curiosity, I checked on how a flight from Helsinki to Charlotte would go. While there is a connecting flight, it's from JFK International up in New York.
I was also wondering what the flight might look like and searched American Airlines for flights from Helsinki to Richmond itself. First result:

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2 layovers: Heathrow, then Charlotte. Same flight AA 1909 to Richmond. Doesn't prove anything of course, but it seems like Charlotte would be a probable stop if she did fly to VA from the hypothetical Finnish cabbage patch.
 
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