Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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I came up with a theory timeline about Flutter.

So our story begins with Caden hearing about Chris being released from jail. Caden, partially due to wanting Chris to make stuff for Praetor, convinces his partners to help with buying a house in North Carolina, maybe to avoid people from finding out Chris' whereabouts post-Jail Saga. However Caden was going to college in Missouri so he needed to have someone he trusts to keep an eye on Chris. In comes Flutter, who's either a cousin or a lost sibling of Caden's. (Knowing foster kids, the latter isn't entirely out there and is fairly common) Caden has Flutter speak Finnish both to throw off anyone's track and to convince Chris she's from another dimension.

Last part was a stretch but the rest seems plausible enough.
 
I came up with a theory timeline about Flutter.

So our story begins with Caden hearing about Chris being released from jail. Caden, partially due to wanting Chris to make stuff for Praetor, convinces his partners to help with buying a house in North Carolina, maybe to avoid people from finding out Chris' whereabouts post-Jail Saga. However Caden was going to college in Missouri so he needed to have someone he trusts to keep an eye on Chris. In comes Flutter, who's either a cousin or a lost sibling of Caden's. (Knowing foster kids, the latter isn't entirely out there and is fairly common) Caden has Flutter speak Finnish both to throw off anyone's track and to convince Chris she's from another dimension.

Last part was a stretch but the rest seems plausible enough.

Almost as plausible as the merge happening right now, actually.
 
Part of me hopes we never find out who Flutter is and she becomes one of history's greatest unsolved mysteries. Mentioned in the same breath as "Did a UFO crash land in Roswell New Mexico?" or "Who was D B Cooper?"

I also naturally at the same time hope if we do find out who she is that her identity involves some grand conspiracy like faking the moon landing or who really shot JFK.
 
I came up with a theory timeline about Flutter.

So our story begins with Caden hearing about Chris being released from jail. Caden, partially due to wanting Chris to make stuff for Praetor, convinces his partners to help with buying a house in North Carolina, maybe to avoid people from finding out Chris' whereabouts post-Jail Saga. However Caden was going to college in Missouri so he needed to have someone he trusts to keep an eye on Chris. In comes Flutter, who's either a cousin or a lost sibling of Caden's. (Knowing foster kids, the latter isn't entirely out there and is fairly common) Caden has Flutter speak Finnish both to throw off anyone's track and to convince Chris she's from another dimension.

Last part was a stretch but the rest seems plausible enough.

That’s not really realistic.

How is it easier for someone in Finland to “keep an eye” on Chris than someone in Missouri?

Simple theory explanation;

Caden for whatever reason thinks Chris is profitable or feels responsible for him, puts him up in a house for these reasons.
Caden probably didn’t just hear about this, Chris seemed to have been writing to him.

Flutter wrote to Chris while he was in jail and they decided to meet.
For her own reasons she likes him and comes to meet him more than once.
She doesn’t have much of an internet presence because she doesn’t want to.
She is not keen on being photographed with Chris because it’s pretty clear that anyone seen with Chris gets their life scrutinized by the internet at large.

Take Megan for instance, she didn’t do anything especially remarkable but thanks to having been involved with Chris, she has several articles about her, appears in Chris videos, in general has an Internet presence outside of her control.
If it hadn’t been for Chris, no one outside her circle would have cared about her.

Even Bob, Chris’s father is more “famous” for being Chris’s father than for his engineering patents.

Whether or not flutter wants to be Chris’s girlfriend, she likely doesn’t want a bunch of strange autists and weens writing about her life.
 
I came up with a theory timeline about Flutter.

So our story begins with Caden hearing about Chris being released from jail. Caden, partially due to wanting Chris to make stuff for Praetor, convinces his partners to help with buying a house in North Carolina, maybe to avoid people from finding out Chris' whereabouts post-Jail Saga. However Caden was going to college in Missouri so he needed to have someone he trusts to keep an eye on Chris. In comes Flutter, who's either a cousin or a lost sibling of Caden's. (Knowing foster kids, the latter isn't entirely out there and is fairly common) Caden has Flutter speak Finnish both to throw off anyone's track and to convince Chris she's from another dimension.

Last part was a stretch but the rest seems plausible enough.
that seems possible. the only real reason i think flutter is involved with praetor is because it makes the most sense given what we know. praetors goal is to make as much money off of chris as possible the only way that can work out is if chris is prevented from doing anything stupid again and protected from another ILJ type coming into his life that in my opinion is where flutter comes in.

i think she serves as a type of guard dog for chris and reaching out to him while he was in prison was the only way to assure no side parties would ruin the plan.

the speaking finnish to convince chris shes from another dimension part actually got me thinking what if thats why flutter leaves sometimes. maybe she tells chris she has to leave to her own dimension for a bit to regain power or whatever.

on the other hand its also possible flutter is just another autist like chris who was just raised better.
 
that seems possible. the only real reason i think flutter is involved with praetor is because it makes the most sense given what we know. praetors goal is to make as much money off of chris as possible the only way that can work out is if chris is prevented from doing anything stupid again and protected from another ILJ type coming into his life that in my opinion is where flutter comes in.

i think she serves as a type of guard dog for chris and reaching out to him while he was in prison was the only way to assure no side parties would ruin the plan.

the speaking finnish to convince chris shes from another dimension part actually got me thinking what if thats why flutter leaves sometimes. maybe she tells chris she has to leave to her own dimension for a bit to regain power or whatever.

on the other hand its also possible flutter is just another autist like chris who was just raised better.

Why didn’t Praetor/Caden hire or find a more attractive or sexually manipulative girl if this was the case?

Not saying she would need to bang Chris to keep him in line, but a girl who flirts with him would be perfect to keep Chris like crayola model magic in her hands.

I know there is the motherfucker angle, but there are low rent prostitutes out there with a habit to feed.
There is probably at least one who would rather just have to hang out with a mental tranny, than fuck dangerous strangers in locations easy to be murdered in for their daily oxy.
 
The audio itself isn't quite clear to definitely conclude what her name is based on that, but it seems to be close enough to identify what name she has.
Allie or Ally maybe? At least that's what I'm hearing.
The truth is, some women are genuinely just that fucked up. Fiona was willing to let Chris smash despite her knowing about fucking his mom, she even sent him nudes after learning of it.
What's more likely? Chris has a groupie or Caden is using Flutter as the carrot part of the carrot and stick arrangement he has going with Chris?
Mostly because their faces are quite similar to each other. Especially their noses and eye shape.
Their hair even looks like it's the same texture. Good point.
On the off chance that Caden and Flutter are related, could this be a lead? Call it a shot in the dark on my end.
Allie could be short for Alex, or maybe Chris was saying Alex in the clip but the mic was just too far away / too much of a potato to pick it up clearly.
Is it just a meme to diagnose literally every odd looking person on the internet with FAS? Egg doesn't really have the features. She just has an bizarrely ovoid head.
Maybe she's related to Ethan Ralph's old Ayylmao headed ex?
Last part was a stretch but the rest seems plausible enough.
You may be onto something. Chris is a big enough tard to think two people speaking Finnish are speaking some sort of alien language. Fuck, trolls got Chris to drive to another state well before he was as gonzo in the brain as he is now.
Why didn’t Praetor/Caden hire or find a more attractive or sexually manipulative girl if this was the case?
I'm sure Caden pulled the baddest bitch he could. Too bad the only broad he could wrangle looks like a knock off 80s toy.
 
Thanks OP, it's nice to have a parking space ready for Christory's latest mystery. I feel like she is a compensated wrangler used to keep Chris out of trouble and generate mystery to keep people interested in Gayden's paycow.

Have no fear, lads. The truth will be found eventually. All it will take is one troll role playing to CWC's delusions through DMs somewhere and then leaking them.
 
How is it easier for someone in Finland to “keep an eye” on Chris than someone in Missouri?
I don't think Flutter's actually Finnish due to one Reddit post from earlier stating she had no discernable accent.

Caden for whatever reason thinks Chris is profitable or feels responsible for him, puts him up in a house for these reasons.
Caden probably didn’t just hear about this, Chris seemed to have been writing to him.
The last phone call from jail Chris made was to someone from Praetor telling him everything will be alright. This someone could've very well been Caden since he was most likely shopping for a house for Chris to live in.

the speaking finnish to convince chris shes from another dimension part actually got me thinking what if thats why flutter leaves sometimes. maybe she tells chris she has to leave to her own dimension for a bit to regain power or whatever.
If the Idea Guys could convince Chris "Cheeki Breeki" was a Cherokee war chant, then telling Chris Finnish is an extra-dimensional language ain't much of a stretch.

Why didn’t Praetor/Caden hire or find a more attractive or sexually manipulative girl if this was the case?

Not saying she would need to bang Chris to keep him in line, but a girl who flirts with him would be perfect to keep Chris like crayola model magic in her hands.

I know there is the motherfucker angle, but there are low rent prostitutes out there with a habit to feed.
There is probably at least one who would rather just have to hang out with a mental tranny, than fuck dangerous strangers in locations easy to be murdered in for their daily oxy.
Praetor most likely wanted someone close to the group that wasn't already known to be part of Praetor.

Allie or Ally maybe? At least that's what I'm hearing.
Apparently there's an Abbey Neel who's listed as a possible associate of Caden on TruePeopleSearch.
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The birth date is actually September 2002 but not sure if it's a good idea to link her page without confirmation.

Their hair even looks like it's the same texture. Good point.
The first thing I noticed about Caden was how familiar he looked to Flutter. Surprised no one else seemed to see it.
 
You may be onto something. Chris is a big enough tard to think two people speaking Finnish are speaking some sort of alien language. Fuck, trolls got Chris to drive to another state well before he was as gonzo in the brain as he is now.

I know it’s Chris, but even he can’t be that retarded surely?

Plus he goes to the airport to pick her up and drop her off. If she was claiming to be from another dimension, why would she need to take a plane?

I know he is a weird sheltered madman, but he knows some of the rules of the world from TV and such.
I don’t think you should underestimate him.

I don't think Flutter's actually Finnish due to one Reddit post from earlier stating she had no discernable accent

How long of a conversation did this redditor have with her or overhear?

A lot of Nordic people actually have quite an American sound to their English speaking due to TV and American English teachers are sought after.
American accents are better at covering a European accent to speaking English.

Also, most people are not that good at correctly identifying accents, especially if they have not heard that accent before.

I am not saying that she is conclusively Finnish, but this random redditor isn’t the world’s leading authority on speech patterns and spoken linguistic subtleties.
Just cause he couldn’t place her accent doesn’t mean she doesn’t have one.
 
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I know it’s Chris, but even he can’t be that retarded surely?

Plus he goes to the airport to pick her up and drop her off. If she was claiming to be from another dimension, why would she need to take a plane?

I know he is a weird sheltered madman, but he knows some of the rules of the world from TV and such.
I don’t think you should underestimate him.
Man, Chris is so far gone he barely interacts with people who refuse to play pretend with him. I'm pretty sure you could convince Chris of a lot of stuff.
The birth date is actually September 2002 but not sure if it's a good idea to link her page without confirmation.
Flutter does look to be in her late 20's, or early 30's so the birth date could match up. Surprised a chris orbiter has managed to keep themselves from getting doxed this long.
Apparently there's an Abbey Neel who's listed as a possible associate of Caden on TruePeopleSearch.
Maybe Flutter's name is Abbey Neel, but it seems like they've made at least a half-assed attempt at opsec. Hopefully we find out more soon.
 
I am hearing Alec/Alek and I am not in my 40s with hearing damage. There's something here.
Alexandria seems very very likely
Today I asked 57 people that are forced to work with me to tell me what they heard on the 2 second audio clip for a name. I got Alec(25), Alex(20), Alice(12) of note all of the people who listened were men 20-40 years old all with some level of hearing damage.

I hear Alec every time I play it. Alek is a common way to shorten Alexandria in Finland and would likely still be used if she's a second gen immigrant.
 
Why didn’t Praetor/Caden hire or find a more attractive or sexually manipulative girl if this was the case?

Not saying she would need to bang Chris to keep him in line, but a girl who flirts with him would be perfect to keep Chris like crayola model magic in her hands.

I know there is the motherfucker angle, but there are low rent prostitutes out there with a habit to feed.
There is probably at least one who would rather just have to hang out with a mental tranny, than fuck dangerous strangers in locations easy to be murdered in for their daily oxy.
my guess would be that someone like flutter is harder to find compared to a random prostitute who could have a criminal record or pictures of themselves out there.
 
You can't evade us forever, Flutter!

Muhwhahaha!

We have a very important question to ask you:

how do you feel about packing peanuts?
 
I checked with the measurements in some photos and she looks to be 4'9' or 4'10'.
This has also disqualified some potential candidates that I have found thus far, who were way higher.
Also. I will not put it in the thing yet, just like the January 13 sighting (Even though it's definitely genuine since what we've now learned), but the name Flutter was blacklisted during the latest stream.
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Def a Praetor.
There's also this clip.
Transcript:

Silvana and Cryzel, they both can see the world around me...as well as Flutter...and everyone else.
To me, along with the tone that he says it in, it means that he wants to have Flutter to be his sweetheart but he cannot, for some reason.
This again confirms the theory.
I'll say it again.
ARCHIVE YOUR FUCKING LINKS YOU NIGGER.
 
The last phone call from jail Chris made was to someone from Praetor telling him everything will be alright. This someone could've very well been Caden since he was most likely shopping for a house for Chris to live in.
We already know Caden was in touch with Chris before jail, Caden was already setting up the plan to get Chris streaming regularly, before jail. Jail halted this process. Chris was in touch with Caden the whole time, fucking barb was Caden's golden ticket as he stuck around when every other tard wrangler bailed on Chris, so Chris gave him "full business control". Why is everyone acting like Caden just suddenly appeared? Caden was in regular contact before, after, and during the barb fucking, jail included.
 
my guess would be that someone like flutter is harder to find compared to a random prostitute who could have a criminal record or pictures of themselves out there.

So?

She seems to be hard to find full stop, so how did Praetor even get in touch with her, decide that she would be capable of reigning Chris in and convince her it’s worth it to risk being a christorical figure?

A hooker would be cheaper, easier to manipulate and one that is desperate enough to do it isn’t likely care that some autists would dig into her past.
Just get her the pills and powders, she is away.

If you mean people would send pictures and evidence of criminal history to Chris then that’s not hard for praetor to tell Chris it is blasphemous trolls trying to drive her away.

There are easier ways of getting a paid girlfriend/wrangler than some chick who clearly doesn’t live in the same state, is what I am saying.
 
I came up with a theory timeline about Flutter.

So our story begins with Caden hearing about Chris being released from jail. Caden, partially due to wanting Chris to make stuff for Praetor, convinces his partners to help with buying a house in North Carolina, maybe to avoid people from finding out Chris' whereabouts post-Jail Saga. However Caden was going to college in Missouri so he needed to have someone he trusts to keep an eye on Chris. In comes Flutter, who's either a cousin or a lost sibling of Caden's. (Knowing foster kids, the latter isn't entirely out there and is fairly common) Caden has Flutter speak Finnish both to throw off anyone's track and to convince Chris she's from another dimension.

Last part was a stretch but the rest seems plausible enough.
Flutter contacted Chris while in jail though.
 
How long of a conversation did this redditor have with her or overhear?

A lot of Nordic people actually have quite an American sound to their English speaking due to TV and American English teachers are sought after.
American accents are better at covering a European accent to speaking English.

Also, most people are not that good at correctly identifying accents, especially if they have not heard that accent before.
Not stated how long the conversation but you don't exactly need to be in an hour long conversation and/or a linguist to go "Hey, this guy ain't from around here." when you hear someone from a foreign land speak. Even a fake accent would still have something off about it.

Another thing I noticed is how similar the Finnish and Northwestern American accents tend to be.

Just something I noticed. Could explain Chris at the airport for her since the Great Lakes states are a 3 hour flight from there to Chris.

Flutter contacted Chris while in jail though.
Mhm, which doesn't discount the theory she's possibly related to Praetor in one way or another.

Maybe Flutter's name is Abbey Neel, but it seems like they've made at least a half-assed attempt at opsec. Hopefully we find out more soon.
Knowing Chris' speech patterns, him saying "Abbey" as "Allie" ain't a stretch since he has mispronounced names in the past.
 
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