Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[King Kiwi]

but it seems like Charlotte would be a probable stop if she did fly to VA from the hypothetical Finnish cabbage patch.

HEI!

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I was also wondering what the flight might look like and searched American Airlines for flights from Helsinki to Richmond itself. First result:

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2 layovers: Heathrow, then Charlotte. Same flight AA 1909 to Richmond. Doesn't prove anything of course, but it seems like Charlotte would be a probable stop if she did fly to VA from the hypothetical Finnish cabbage patch.

Yeah but it's a bit of extra effort to have an extra flight from Charlotte to Richmond when just having a flight with a layover or two would be sufficient. My guess would be to fool people looking into her and throw them off course.

 

[atorie]

Doesn't "flutter is finnish" and "flutter is a relative of cadens" kind of contradict themselves in terms of theories? Caden obviously isn't finnish.

While it doesn't help any, I do lean more towards the former. If flutter did "only" live in nc then chris would be driving over there all the time, he's no stranger to making long journeys for his heartsweet..

 

[Chester Rigby]

i mean is that really out of the question though?
alot of horror movies have big dumb retards being ordered around by a woman half his size that are either frail or insane.

AND also because she is a bonafide woman
Chris is more submissive and open to listening to
(like he always has been to any woman real or fake who approached him)

The Great Child Manchild & The Dire Mother Handler

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[Syntaxion]

I was also wondering what the flight might look like and searched American Airlines for flights from Helsinki to Richmond itself. First result:

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2 layovers: Heathrow, then Charlotte. Same flight AA 1909 to Richmond. Doesn't prove anything of course, but it seems like Charlotte would be a probable stop if she did fly to VA from the hypothetical Finnish cabbage patch.

I find the Finland theory really hard to believe. I picked a random date in march;

(American Airlines)

And not only would it cost almost 1k, but it's also 17 hours of travel with 2 stops along the way. That's insane, just to keep a manchild busy. Unless she's getting paid, it's hard to believe. Wasn't she described as accentless too? Plus she moved seats without taking a bag with her? More likely she lives closeby anyway. Atleast closer than goddamn Scandinavia.

 

[FinnSven]

I find the Finland theory really hard to believe. I picked a random date in march;
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(American Airlines)

And not only would it cost almost 1k, but it's also 17 hours of travel with 2 stops along the way. That's insane, just to keep a manchild busy. Unless she's getting paid, it's hard to believe. Wasn't she described as accentless too? Plus she moved seats without taking a bag with her? More likely she lives closeby anyway. Atleast closer than goddamn Scandinavia.

If she is from Finland, the claim of her being accent-less is hardly gospel, then the more likely explanation is that she genuinely likes Chris enough to visit him.

If she is hired help from Praetor, which I think is a really unlikely situation full stop, then yes it would make more sense that she doesn't live too far from him.

Her behavior also does not indicate she is hired.
If the point of her being around was to keep Chris under control, then surely she would be around a lot more.
Even if Chris seems to be medicated and in general a tad better behaved than he used to be, then he is still Chris and if you are "protecting your investment" then surely a daily visit at a minimum would be required to make sure he hasn't got bored and gone out with his attraction sign to lurk in malls, looking for another drag club, or breaking into an elder care home to "soul bond".

 

[King Kiwi]

I find the Finland theory really hard to believe. I picked a random date in march;
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(American Airlines)

And not only would it cost almost 1k, but it's also 17 hours of travel with 2 stops along the way. That's insane, just to keep a manchild busy. Unless she's getting paid, it's hard to believe. Wasn't she described as accentless too? Plus she moved seats without taking a bag with her? More likely she lives closeby anyway. Atleast closer than goddamn Scandinavia.

I completely agree with you, homie, but we have to keep in mind that a sorceress could expedite these things quite a bit.

Doesn't "flutter is finnish" and "flutter is a relative of cadens" kind of contradict themselves in terms of theories? Caden obviously isn't finnish.

While it doesn't help any, I do lean more towards the former. If flutter did "only" live in nc then chris would be driving over there all the time, he's no stranger to making long journeys for his heartsweet..

Maybe, but I believe he was manipulated by Blue spike in order to come get her and he says he thought that Julie's life was in danger as well as wanting her China...

Besides, I'm sure he got an earful of it from his parents when he got home so other than driving to cons he hasn't seemed to make that kind of trip in a while for anyone in particular.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Doesn't "flutter is finnish" and "flutter is a relative of cadens" kind of contradict themselves in terms of theories? Caden obviously isn't finnish.

While it doesn't help any, I do lean more towards the former. If flutter did "only" live in nc then chris would be driving over there all the time, he's no stranger to making long journeys for his heartsweet..

I think it makes sense if being Finnish is a cover in case Chris ever decides to dox her, either accidentally or intentionally and if she’s a handler she doesn’t want Chris to know where she actually lives.

If the point of her being around was to keep Chris under control, then surely she would be around a lot more.
Even if Chris seems to be medicated and in general a tad better behaved than he used to be, then he is still Chris and if you are "protecting your investment" then surely a daily visit at a minimum would be required to make sure he hasn't got bored and gone out with his attraction sign to lurk in malls, looking for another drag club, or breaking into an elder care home to "soul bond".

Maybe she just visits during high risk events like conventions now while initially she was around more often to make sure Chris agreed to stay in Caden’s house and livestream for them or whatever?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I find the Finland theory really hard to believe. I picked a random date in march;
View attachment 5668145
(American Airlines)

And not only would it cost almost 1k, but it's also 17 hours of travel with 2 stops along the way. That's insane, just to keep a manchild busy. Unless she's getting paid, it's hard to believe. Wasn't she described as accentless too? Plus she moved seats without taking a bag with her? More likely she lives closeby anyway. Atleast closer than goddamn Scandinavia.

Yeah, her being stateside isn't completely bonkers once you factor in cost of domestic flights and the fact they're pretty common. Now where exactly in America Flutter resides is another question entirely.

Maybe, but I believe he was manipulated by Blue spike in order to come get her and he says he thought that Julie's life was in danger as well as wanting her China...

It was confirmed BlueSpike and Clyde Cash manipulated Chris into going to Ohio.

 

[Oil Olive]

I think its common sense to expect chris to leak something about flutter. however, i think this new era of chris which is the post jail braindead drugged up chris leads me to believe that may not happen and that the fuck up ultimately needs to come from either flutter herself, a third party, or praetor in any way (either not giving chris his meds or some other shit)

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Flutter looks like someone who'd be on Fishtank.

She looks like someone bred in a fishtank.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I highly doubt she's from Finland. She (reportedly) doesn't have an accent and I find it hard to believe that someone would fly all the way from Finland to date anyone, much less Chris.

She probably said she's of Finnish descent and that resulted in Chris trying to learn Finnish due to his autism

I think the Praetor agent theory makes sense, especially with how she's covering herself from photos being taken

 

[Pedophobe]

If the only basis for thinking she might be a Finn is Chris's Duolingo activity and Flutter's weird head shape I say put a pin in it until we have more evidence. Maybe there's something to it but at this point it feels like chasing wild geese.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I am really surprised with all eyes on her nobody has been able to find her name. Not even the most deranged weens who will dig through chris's trash can find it. Whats taking so long?

Yeah, her being stateside isn't completely bonkers once you factor in cost of domestic flights and the fact they're pretty common. Now where exactly in America Flutter resides is another question entirely.


It was confirmed BlueSpike and Clyde Cash manipulated Chris into going to Ohio.

I highly doubt she's from Finland. She (reportedly) doesn't have an accent and I find it hard to believe that someone would fly all the way from Finland to date anyone, much less Chris.

She probably said she's of Finnish descent and that resulted in Chris trying to learn Finnish due to his autism

I think the Praetor agent theory makes sense, especially with how she's covering herself from photos being taken

If the only basis for thinking she might be a Finn is Chris's Duolingo activity and Flutter's weird head shape I say put a pin in it until we have more evidence. Maybe there's something to it but at this point it feels like chasing wild geese.

Idk how it sounded in the post for you, but yeah, I also don't think she went from Finland. I personally believe that she is of finnish descent and living somewhere in the US.
Now, that being said, since Charlotte shit was a connecting flight, this means that Flutter can be from nearly everywhere BUT Virginia.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Don’t know if it’s been mentioned yet but I think I’ve pinned down the explanation for Flutter’s appearance. Turner Syndrome.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turner_syndrome

 

[FinnSven]

Idk how it sounded in the post for you, but yeah, I also don't think she went from Finland. I personally believe that she is of finnish descent and living somewhere in the US.
Now, that being said, since Charlotte shit was a connecting flight, this means that Flutter can be from nearly everywhere BUT Virginia.

I agree she probably isn’t Finnish or not currently living in Finland.
She could easily be Finnish but a US resident or Citizen, which would explain Chris trying to learn Finnish.
I still don’t put any stock in the accent-less claim, it’s more likely the redditor couldn’t place it.
She might even have a monotone voice. As I am pretty convinced that anyone who willingly spends time with Chris is also autistic.

She was supposed to have looked just as upset as Chris on being ejected from the convention. Surely if she was just there to wrangle, it wouldn’t have bothered her that much?

As much as it makes me people’s skin crawl, I still maintain that she is some sort of voluntary friend to Chris.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I doubt Barb ever sucked Chris's dick. Very likely that Finnish Flutter has though! So whenever you see pictures of her lips, consider the possibility that they're the first to have ever been wrapped around the penis of Christian Weston Chandler aka Jesus Christine Sonichu Prime or whatever the fuck the title is. What a privilege!

Maybe she's in this thread and is going to read this post?

 

[King Kiwi]

I doubt Barb ever sucked Chris's dick. Very likely that Finnish Flutter has though! So whenever you see pictures of her lips, consider the possibility that they're the first to have ever been wrapped around the penis of Christian Weston Chandler aka Jesus Christine Sonichu Prime or whatever the fuck the title is. What a privilege!

Maybe she's in this thread and is going to read this post?

Her last sighting was of her wearing a mask, so don't get your hopes up.

It's obvious Flutter is doing everything possible to avoid being photographed and Chris is being irritatingly non boastful about it.

She probably at least lives out of state and probably does read our posts.

Flutter, it's okay, we just want to make you don't get knocked up with Crystal. That and if you're a Finnish Cabbage Viking sorceress.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

@Glassshardballpit consider the possibility that Chris is being irritatingly non-boastful because he’s plowed Flutter’s Finnish vag and mouth so much that he’s become one of those genuine honest and true alpha males who don’t even mention sex because it happens so often to them

for alpha CHADS like Chris Chad, being blown is such a common mundane occurance that bragging about it would be like bragging about drinking water

I wonder what Flutter thinks of the fact that people all around the world are using their brains visualize her blowing Chris Chad?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I doubt Barb ever sucked Chris's dick. Very likely that Finnish Flutter has though! So whenever you see pictures of her lips, consider the possibility that they're the first to have ever been wrapped around the penis of Christian Weston Chandler aka Jesus Christine Sonichu Prime or whatever the fuck the title is. What a privilege!

Maybe she's in this thread and is going to read this post?

Chris has stated that Mia Hamm has applied a condom to him via a BJ.
So no, not really.