Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Surfin Terf]

I also think that some number of pooners actually "legitimately" (as legitimate as cross-sex hormones get) want to get on testosterone for the non-gendered benefits. Testosterone has proven benefits for both sexes (as well as some major downsides, but those are more long-term) like anti-depressant effects, increased muscle, and greater energy as well as some that are more subjective like weight loss, lower voice, and increased libido. Men get sold on testosterone supplements for these exact same reasons.

I don't think that there's much of an equivalent for males and estrogen other than acne prevention (and various unproven tranny rumors about how "estrogen is magic").

So these women decide that they want to try testosterone and one of two things draw them to identify as transsexual. 1) They lie in order to get access to a controlled substance hat they would otherwise have no shot at 2) they get convinced that the desire to try testosterone itself proves that they're trans. I suspect that 2 happens far more often than 1.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.




When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.


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When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"

This is she, and bless her deluded heart, the tweet I nicked it from starts out "I'm Jey Pawlik and I'm a #visiblyNonbinary comic artist..."

Spoiler: very #visiblyfemale

 

[Ser Prize]

Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.


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When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"

Reminder that this disgusting pooner is one of the people in charge of producing children's media now. Her and freaks like Noelle Stevenson.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

This is she, and bless her deluded heart, the tweet I nicked it from starts out "I'm Jey Pawlik and I'm a #visiblyNonbinary comic artist..."

Spoiler: very #visiblyfemale

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Why do like half of them turn into chudjaks

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I also think that some number of pooners actually "legitimately" (as legitimate as cross-sex hormones get) want to get on testosterone for the non-gendered benefits. Testosterone has proven benefits for both sexes (as well as some major downsides, but those are more long-term) like anti-depressant effects, increased muscle, and greater energy as well as some that are more subjective like weight loss, lower voice, and increased libido. Men get sold on testosterone supplements for these exact same reasons.

I don't think that there's much of an equivalent for males and estrogen other than acne prevention (and various unproven tranny rumors about how "estrogen is magic").

So these women decide that they want to try testosterone and one of two things draw them to identify as transsexual. 1) They lie in order to get access to a controlled substance hat they would otherwise have no shot at 2) they get convinced that the desire to try testosterone itself proves that they're trans. I suspect that 2 happens far more often than 1.

There are a milion videos on various platforms with girls who are convinced they are now men and totally truly trans because they are confident and horny and T feels great! The marketing is diabolic.

Many of the prescribed t-medications are deemed too risky for their intended use in men, but off-label use in teenage girls who want to grow moustaches and tumors is apparently OK.

And If I want the testosterone levels of 27-year old me (and I have the paperwork because of reasons) my only option is buying it from some scary russian or some TOR-site. No doctor dares prescribe it if your levels are "within the normal range, epecially for your age". Maybe i should try identifying as a young woman to get it? Get some ear plugs and be a trans-pooner...

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

I found this pooner music video and i figured that i'd archive it here because its hilarious

Boy Bowser, Yes Ma'am. Its NSFW but not age restricted because ofcource

Pooner singing about fucking troons that are like 2ft taller than her. like look how much she is mogged here



Such a tall manly DOOD bro

also in one of the shots there is a table full of bad dragon wolf cock dildos and a tranny coloured dilator

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.


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When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"

...God fucking dammit Tumblr was a mistake.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

I found this pooner music video and i figured that i'd archive it here because its hilarious

Boy Bowser, Yes Ma'am. Its NSFW but not age restricted because ofcource

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Pooner singing about fucking troons that are like 2ft taller than her. like look how much she is mogged here

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Such a tall manly DOOD bro

also in one of the shots there is a table full of bad dragon wolf cock dildos and a tranny coloured dilator

Spoiler: NSFW

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You want him to ride you? On what lil pooner? . Obligatory “not a fetish”.

 

[Ser Prize]

...God fucking dammit Tumblr was a mistake.

Remember when everyone said the tumblrettes would just grow out of it? Now they run our society.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Revenge porn is a horrible, nightmarish thing

Why does one even send their own naked persona to someone? What is the fucking purpose? Is it so hard to get that you have no control of anything you send from your phone/post in the internet and you have no control over the other person. Just don't "send tits" ffs and the problem is solved.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I think people approach pooners with an undeserved air of sympathy and validation.

Not this guy. They get called "Miss" and "Young lady".

This is she, and bless her deluded heart, the tweet I nicked it from starts out "I'm Jey Pawlik and I'm a #visiblyNonbinary comic artist..."

Spoiler: very #visiblyfemale

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She looks easily rapeable like a girl to me.

 

[Very Expensive]

Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.


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When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"

That drawing near the bottom of Jigen from Lupin III as a pooner with sagging hairy tits has been permanently burned into my retinas

 

[Nestor Makhno]

This has to be one of the most unbelievable stories I've seen online in a long time. Nobody talks like this, this never happens. Does she think a group of men would have no idea what testosterone is?

Of course none of the comments challenge this person.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

This has to be one of the most unbelievable stories I've seen online in a long time. Nobody talks like this, this never happens. Does she think a group of men would have no idea what testosterone is?

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Of course none of the comments challenge this person.

She's a peach of a human being:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hU8Lx

 

[Ser Prize]

She's a peach of a human being:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hU8Lx

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This has to be one of the most unbelievable stories I've seen online in a long time. Nobody talks like this, this never happens. Does she think a group of men would have no idea what testosterone is?

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Of course none of the comments challenge this person.

To think people claim auto androphilia isn't a real thing.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I found this pooner music video and i figured that i'd archive it here because its hilarious

Boy Bowser, Yes Ma'am. Its NSFW but not age restricted because ofcource

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Pooner singing about fucking troons that are like 2ft taller than her. like look how much she is mogged here

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Such a tall manly DOOD bro

also in one of the shots there is a table full of bad dragon wolf cock dildos and a tranny coloured dilator

Spoiler: NSFW

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Eh, it shits all over that terrible little pathetic little soy punk pooner who tried branching out with that "youuu" song posted a while back.
Though honestly I was on side from the moment the vibrator was picked up as if it was a ringing phone. Love a stupid joke, like that they don't try the whole poe faced I'm such a serious manly man thing.

Pooner here also does a much better fuck boy line than the absolute depression session that was.. Ugh why can't I remember the other pooners name.. Ryan Cassenda or something close to that, actually.

Is the tall dominatrix chick a troon? Can't tell if it's just an especially short pooner next to a tall girl in massive heels, the shots/cuts are all kinda too quick. The Pooner being fat but compact also does a number on the head/body scale that usually tells the story.
Pretty expensive video, some money behind this.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Does she think a group of men would have no idea what testosterone is?

She's a peach of a human being:

Ladies and gentlemen, u/KrackheadKrispy

Spoiler: true and honest dood

'"No way! Are you serious?" They exclaimed' is not a phrase written by a real man about other real men ever. Not even the faggiest gayboys write like that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.

This is the Cliff's Notes version of Genderqueer.

Chubby fujoshi, sperg or just awkward, finds it easier to think about two anime boys kissing. This is not a unique or unusual story; even from this condensed comic, you can tell it's just a fujo who'd rather frame herself as having a special identity.

It's not even necessary; it's always been completely legal to dress like a nerdy lesbian and post m/m fanart online. If you don't spend all that time and mental effort on attention-whoring about gender, you can use it to draw more Naruto getting railed, and get (fujo) compliments about your actual (fujo) acoomplishments and not just commisserating about ephermeral gender feelings and injustice.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.




When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"

Notice how she was a fat chick with no friends when she was young. Not the first time I’ve seen Jai posted, but every time I see this comic I can’t help but think their self-drawings look extremely chinky compared to the white bread author photo.

Neckbeard pooner thread tax:

Spoiler: Photos (nsfw…?)