Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Sigmahat said:
I could completely believe they have a surrogate, Becky can't tolerate even the most minor discomfort, there's no way she wouldn't have been bitching her absolute face off for the last 2 months. She last posted a "pregnancy" selfie months ago and mainly just looks fat.

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Edit: My bad, she's added some Jan 3rd, she now looks fat with a pillow underneath her:

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Or fat with a burrito in her (Nov 13):

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She's not standing up in any pictures and she doesn't look any bigger Jan 3rd than Nov 13th. She's pretty apple-shaped to begin with, so she could manage 1 stretch mark and a round belly with a good weed-fueled gorge. No sign of an impending outie, either.

Guess we'll find out, Becky is NOT going to enjoy the recovery from even a super routine birth.

P.S: If she's anything like That Wife, she peed on that couch.
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Actually, that's one actually very important detail I hadn't noticed. Where the fuck is her outie????


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I refuse to believe she's "shutting down" her social media simply because her need for attention is too intense to forgo her usual outlets of getting it.

Or maybe the conspiracy theorists are right, she's not pregnant, and her social media silence is due to her needing to concoct a new story about what happened to the non-existent baby.
 
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Karl Hungus said:
Although I am a little surprised she didn’t name Hannah after her “beloved” dead “girlfriend” Krissy who can’t even rest in peace without this selfish cunt exploiting her memory for asspats and g(r)ifts.
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I’m not. Becky only uses Krissy to emphasise how much she grieves and how much she suffers. It’s her ticket into the trans genocide.
RisingPhoenix said:
Speaking of Mami and Papi. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to find a lady barely any of them knows in the delivery room.
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“I’m seein’ double here! Four obese green-haired genderblobs!”
CastrationFrustration said:
I refuse to believe she's "shutting down" her social media simply because her need for attention is too intense to forgo her usual outlets of getting it.
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Inb4 the cucks post enigmatically about “complications” in a way that sounds suspiciously like Becky.
 
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The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
 
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Jackson’s family doesn’t want anything to do with the little bastard, as Becky was too stupid to use the sperm from the “boy” with the trust fund. It does give Hannah the option of taking a one-way trip to Germany ASAP with daddy, though. And no spousal visa for mommy dearest because she’s actually married to someone else. OPPRESHUN.

She did come up with the receipts with that pregnancy photo, so credit where it’s due.

Daniel is keeping everyone updated? I thought her husband’s side piece was the only one able to be in the delivery room, since apparently one third of the state of California is dying of COVID (I don’t think they teach the difference between incidence and prevalence at Pokemon school). I guess that was just “My WaCkY PoLy LiFe” bullshit because she’s the only one allowed to have other relationships and the “boys” will be torturing all of the maternity ward nurses on her behalf.

Oh, and no one can come to visit while her parents are there. They will see that Mami and Papi are lovely people and Becky is a lying spoiled brat, not a horrifically abused child of adoption trauma.
 
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7 hours in and it doesn't sound like labor is progressing. Usually they'll give you 24 hours from an induction start before it turns into a c-section (less if you say you're done or the baby starts to have signs of distress).

This is very common in first-timers and inductions are more likely to fail when they're scheduled weeks ahead of the due date than if they're done for post-dates reasons. So I think we can expect a surgery saga, and Becky's c-section will be the most crazy dangerous one that has ever happened.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
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7 hours in and it doesn't sound like labor is progressing. Usually they'll give you 24 hours from an induction start before it turns into a c-section (less if you say you're done or the baby starts to have signs of distress).

This is very common in first-timers and inductions are more likely to fail when they're scheduled weeks ahead of the due date than if they're done for post-dates reasons. So I think we can expect a surgery saga, and Becky's c-section will be the most crazy dangerous one that has ever happened.
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So what happens during induction? Do they give you some drugs which are supposed to encourage the labor process to start and you lay there till baby and body figures out it's eviction time?

Also if they think baby messes with their schedule now they should see what Hannah's about to do to their sleep patterns (or lack thereof)
 
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