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It'd beat continuing to be Jack Scalfani.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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He has to still be loading up on cream and sweetener with his coffee. That’s my theory anyway.
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He shouldn't be drinking coffee on carnivore anyway. The more hardcore ones say it should be avoided because it's from a plant. Unless you choose specifically organic high altitude coffee beans.
But we all know it won't make a difference. Fatty drinks his coffee piss weak with loads of cream and sweetener. Be a man. Drink it black just like Hammy likes her men.
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If the Amerimutt asshole wants energy, he should eat liver, raw and dripping, with his bare hand(s).
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(edit: checked OP and the mentioned channel is in fact listed there so this isn't exactly news, still interesting if anyone hasn't seen this channel though)
This F as in Frank channel is linked to another one of Jack's channels that none of the others are connected to: LettersFromJack
Seems like he abandoned it due to all the criticism of his hair-brained takes. For example, in his latest video he tells the USPS that they could save money by just not delivering mail to people and making them come get it themselves. What a great idea, Jack! Then he follows up that zinger with "stop paying union wages!" Because it's the employers right to decide if their employees unionize, right?
Fat fuck is so lazy he couldn't be bothered to do basic exercises to regain the use of his arm but wants people to have to go pick up their mail just so the USPS doesn't have to get bailed out because "that's just guna liderully piss me off!"
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The hilarious thing is Jack would be the very first to bitch and whine incessantly about having to go down and pick up his own mail, if it were imposed upon him. In his old blog he even said he'd get a gun and mow down every dog in the neighborhood if his mail delivery were delayed by minutes. He doesn't give a shit about improving the world around him, just asspats for being "brilliant."
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Couple highlights of Jack's new "Carnivore Chat group" created earlier today. (Note: Dontell is a troll, his profile is pretty funny his "catchphrase" on nearly every post is "strokin'", follows 3 of Jack's pages, and also 3-4 confederate flag things, as a supposed black man.)
#hotdongs
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I want to ask Jack how cheese falls under "carnivore" dudes trying to speed run his death but, he's not like your basic crack addict who knows it's suicide. Jacks retarded enough to see "keto good" once on YT and legit thing his triple bacon gluttony is a good idea .
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has anyone made an edit of stroke Peter Griffin as Jack? His eye nowadays reminds me of this episode so much.
I don't know why I'm listening to F as in Frank, but around the six-minute mark Jack admits he eats, even if he is not hungry.
lol "I ate the food that I most like, I most like meat" Fatty might as well print that on a damn shirt instead of his usual crap. "Sometimes I didn't even want to eat, I wasn't ready to eat but I knew I need to put something in"...
The man is literally addicted to food. What's left of his brain is telling him to shovel food into his face when he doesn't need to, and he does anyway.
"I eat at meal time and my stomach doesn't grumble"... yeah, when you eat like a normal fucking human being... and charles saying some shit about eating when it's "fuel time" Fatty could go a week without eating if it wasn't for his damn food addiction. And Charles talking to him like he's an idiot "food isn't fun, it's fuel" it's like a halfassed intervention. Then at the 15 minute mark from fatty "I want to talk about your workouts because exercise is as important as anything" Yes Fatty it is, what's YOUR exercise routine?
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Alternatively it could go on his gravestone.
I wonder if anyone has ever confronted Jack with "Eat what you need, not what you like".
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He would just say “okay MOM you’re not my doctor” or smth
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His next stroke can't come soon enough.
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This fat fuck thinks his listening devices are spying on him to serve him veggie porn.
Yeah, I’m sure the National Vegetable Growers Association and Farm Board or whatever are monitoring your smart devices to listen to you gurgle about the carnivore diet, Jack.
Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory. No one cares that you are slowly killing yourself, except for us at the farms and maybe like 3 unironic fans. Your family certainly doesn’t care.
Yeah, I’m sure the National Vegetable Growers Association and Farm Board or whatever are monitoring your smart devices to listen to you gurgle about the carnivore diet, Jack.
Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory. No one cares that you are slowly killing yourself, except for us at the farms and maybe like 3 unironic fans. Your family certainly doesn’t care.
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Yep, Big Vegetable is totally monitoring us all. It’s not like we can grow our own is it.
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Maybe it’s like when you are thinking of buying/leasing a new car (or new to you car) and you start seeing it everywhere on the road.
Jack is secretly craving/wanting to eat vegetables so he’s seeing them everywhere.
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"Not even searching for them." No shit, we can tell.