Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hard Toothbrush]

TIL Sinatra and the Rat Pack sang about middle-aged anorexic men with negative muscle tone and the sex appeal of an Appalachian pappy’s corpse.

I meant the Mr Booze thing from Robin and the 7 Hoods

 

[Poop Shoot]

I didn’t talk shit at all about his “I will be us” tattoo, even though it’s not my style there’s still some artistic merit to it and it at least looks well enough done.

But this new tattoo is just embarassing. Maybe he’ll be a real badass and get a barbed wire tattoo around the other arm next.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I didn’t talk shit at all about his “I will be us” tattoo, even though it’s not my style there’s still some artistic merit to it and it at least looks well enough done.

But this new tattoo is just embarassing. Maybe he’ll be a real badass and get a barbed wire tattoo around the other arm next.

I think he’s washed up enough to do youtuber boxing.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I think he’s washed up enough to do youtuber boxing.

Rekieta Anisa crossover?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Rekieta Anisa crossover?

It’s the only match Anusa could potentially win. Nick would be drawn in by her camwhore status, and Icuckzzz could cry after Nick spent the entire time clinching

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Rekieta Anisa crossover?

Maybe Nick Rekieta will be Idubbz's first win.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Forget Anisa or her husband, fucking Andy Warski might actually last more than 20 seconds against him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Forget Anisa or her husband, fucking Andy Warski might actually last more than 20 seconds against him.

Say that to Nick’s face, motherfucker.

 

[Retink Retunk]

You mean josh is called dear feeder for nothing? He doesn't have a feed and seed? No kiwi seeds?!

Off topic, but I'm annoyed I can't find the stream where Josh's brain glitches and he pauses the stream and says "Feeder tip number 1..." instead of streamer tip. I'm pretty sure it was during one of the person streams about a fat woman.

Rekieta Anisa crossover?

Icuckzz vs. Balldo in cuck combat, the loser gets to be with Anisa.

 

[Captain Manning]

With special thanks to @Peace Through Power for finding that "Dude got catfished hard" clip.

Did any of you who voted for BMJ or Fatrick ever hear the tragedy of Cuck Rekieta the Alcoholic?

I thought not. It’s not a story that you would learn from the Bossman Jack and Fatrick threads. It’s a legend of the Rekieta thread.

Cuck Rekieta was a drunken lord of the Balldo, so coombrained he could use the Balldo to turn himself from a "friend of the Farms" into a Lolcow of the Year. He had such a lack of inhibition that that he even started palling around with Vito the Pedo. The Balldo is a pathway to many traits some consider to be... degenerate. He became such a gigantic FAGGOT the only thing he was afraid of was @Null not returning his shower calls.

Which eventually, of course, is what happened.

Unfortunately, he decided he wanted to "fuck the shit out of" some person on his Locals, and that person turned out to be a dude.

Ironic. He could throw shade on others being catfished, but could not save himself from the same fate.

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Also, congrats are in order to @Balldo's Gate and @elb.

This is the video on the front page now.

 

[Maude Snew]

He’s not even drinking (at least not on camera) yet still with the spastic faggot mannerisms.

There is precedent for a bottle up his ass so my bet is he's boofing it.

 

[Dance For Us]

I'm just sitting here waiting for the cirrhosis and rehab arc.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I didn’t talk shit at all about his “I will be us” tattoo, even though it’s not my style there’s still some artistic merit to it and it at least looks well enough done.

Same. I think it's a terrible thing to get tattooed, especially on a middle-aged man, but it at least has an aesthetic (an MCR album art aesthetic, but still). This new one genuinely looks like something drawn by a high-schooler who's just discovered Iron Maiden.

But this new tattoo is just embarassing. Maybe he’ll be a real badass and get a barbed wire tattoo around the other arm next.

He's definitely now wet-brained enough to start getting into ironic tattoos. I can see a 'No Regerts' one in the future, maybe 'cut here' and some - - - -'s along the throat.

That other arm is 100% going to have some tribal shit on it by January 1st, 2025.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

He looks like he’s wasting away in order to star in the next remake of Oliver! as Fagin

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Same. I think it's a terrible thing to get tattooed, especially on a middle-aged man, but it at least has an aesthetic (an MCR album art aesthetic, but still). This new one genuinely looks like something drawn by a high-schooler who's just discovered Iron Maiden.

If that high school is for the developmentally disabled, maybe.

He's definitely now wet-brained enough to start getting into ironic tattoos. I can see a 'No Regerts' one in the future, maybe 'cut here' and some - - - -'s along the throat.

How can you not get the joke?? It’s FUNNY to him!

 

[Mouse Cop]

"I think it's cool. I don't care if anyone else thinks it's cool," Rekeita says about his tattoo. People who feel the need to verbalize that they don't care about what others think actually care a lot about what others think.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

That other arm is 100% going to have some tribal shit on it by January 1st, 2025

I'd take that wager.

 

[Fapcop]

There was a stream right after new year 2019 where she was on the show for an hour. The only interesting parts about it were Kayla talking about Nick's gay story and how she beats up Nick. She is drunk from the start and drinks some more whiskey straight from the bottle at one point. It is really hard to watch through.

Interesting that LR repeats Nick’s line about having “institutional problems with churches”, even while going “but we still have faith!”.

She admits they haven’t been to church in a while.

So much for the good Christian Kayla being pushed into degeneracy by a wild Rekieta.

The “institutional problems” they have with church kinda sound like their priest or the senior leadership pointed out that swinging with other couples on Jamaica isn’t what good Christian couples should do, which made the two pout and boycott the local church.

 

[Spaded Dave]

"I think it's cool. I don't care if anyone else thinks it's cool," Rekeita says about his tattoo. People who feel the need to verbalize that they don't care about what others think actually care a lot about what others think.

It definitely signals that he's already feeling self conscious and having regrets.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

"I think it's cool. I don't care if anyone else thinks it's cool," Rekeita says about his tattoo. People who feel the need to verbalize that they don't care about what others think actually care a lot about what others think.

I mean what kind of moron draws something on himself that would require a mirror to see just because he thinks it looks cool. Even Nick's copes are regressing. We've gone from denial and lawyerly bullshit to 12 year old "well I think it's cool".