Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[often puzzled]

Trygve then removed his own clothes, and they rutted their cocks together.

I am picturing them rubbing their dicks together like they're trying to start a campfire. You know, rubbing twigs together like you're at a Boy Scout Jamboree, except it's dicks.

Please tell me I'm wrong.

Please?

 

[Chromeo]

@SomeGuy11 may have links to Staph. He started a thread asking "y so toxic" and then started talking about how affirming and supporting "working with demons" is.

He just seems like an idiot who also likes demons, I don't know if that makes him Stephanie-adjacent.

Trygve then removed his own clothes, and they rutted their cocks together.

Anyone else reading "rutted" and getting totally confused, or just me? What the hell was "rutted" supposed to mean? Is it a typo for rubbed, or does she think "rut" as a verb is relevant here??

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is it a typo for rubbed, or does she think "rut" as a verb is relevant here??

Ehh, in the specific context of m/m fanfic, this isn't too unusual a verb to see in a description of frotteurism.

She's thinking about deer rutting--or more likely, A/B/O rutting--and she's not the first modern amateur erotica writer to use it that way.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Some additional info about our dear sweet Peet.

Only 8


Very ableist of her to say a spoonie looks 'kinda goofy.'



Hilarious if you're a Trixie Mattel fan:


She got into a massive and hilarious slapfight last night about men in female changing rooms, trying to use every card she has to win the argument. The guy she was arguing with found her deeply amusing and when she brought up Native American beliefs he told her to knock it off, as he is Native American. When she tries to play the intersex card, an intersex person also tells her to knock it off. She also tries to use her parents as playing cards, saying that her mom is intersex and mentioning that her father has an undescended testicle.

Spoiler: When I get my dick installed

Apologies if anything is out of order, it was hard to keep track.

She had nothing to come back with after that lol

Edit:

Spoiler: she's still going

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Do I want to know why Staph "knows" about how her dad's balls hang?

I want to keep laughing at "once I get my dick installed, will I be a valid man?" because it has the same peak delusional energy as the confused boner tweet, but that threw me off. Even if Papa Frigs walked around naked for a second while getting in/out the shower after work, why was Staph looking intently enough at his junk to discern that? It could be a lie that she pulled out of her ass as a weak gotcha. Still a bizarre one. (Especially since by her logic, then prepubescent boys are intersex? She also claims that Mama Frigs is intersex due to PCOS. Bitch needs to quit projecting her gender delusions onto her parents.)

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I want to keep laughing at "once I get my dick installed, will I be a valid man?" because it has the same peak delusional energy as the confused boner tweet, but that threw me off.

It gets funnier when you remember she doesn't want an arm sausage but rather the thing where they pull the clit out and turn it into a laughably small "dick". Honey, you don't look one bit like a man, even if you're on hormones, all it seems to have done is cause a bit of facial hair growth and voice deepening. If a hairy goblin woman such as Staph walked into the men's room I imagine she'd get funny looks at the very least. A few chin hairs and a deepened voice do nothing when you want to keep your boobs, have a feminine haircut and you continue to wear tacky novelty T-shirts from the women's department.

 

[Chromeo]

Some additional info about our dear sweet Peet.

Only 8

Housecats live around 12 years on average. In cat years he basically died at age 53.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She's finally going to do some spiritual work for her ill mother (if she can be believed). I checked her shop and I can't see where those new listings are because her shop website is shitter to navigate than her wordpress.


Being fat does not equal being a bear. Every man she lusts after - Dahmer, Ramirez, MJ, Ledger, Adam Driver, Till - have less hair on their face than her. And that's saying something, because she just has a handful of pubes on her neck.


No one bothers her in public because she never goes out in public.


I haven't a fucking clue what she's talking about. I doubt Till would appreciate a fan on Twitter wondering if he's a pedo.


Please someone ask me about which paras! Pleeeeease!

This was in some debate about people hiding their paraphilias.






I don't know if she's saying that she still has a private Tumblr. Such a victim complex.


Bringing that up again.


Wales and some parts of Ireland are in Britain, you mong. Also, some schools in those parts of the UK teach children those languages.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Staph can't even pronounce "Patreon" correctly and she thinks she can speak any language other than English?

(for those who forgot, she pronounces it puh-TRAY-yon)

 

[often puzzled]

Bringing that up again.

"this is like the other day when I said to someone bothering a friend that I'd write a cannibal one-off of their favorite member of a band and I was barraged by people calling me a weirdo for hours"

. . . neglecting to mention that the other party was a child, and people were calling her a weirdo because she upset a child with cannibalism references and then wouldn't back down or apologize. She was arguing with a bunch of kids about hypothetical cannibalism involving Rammstein. Yes, I'd call that pretty weird.

Eternal victim, never in the wrong, unreliable narrator-- that's our Staph!

 

[Quack_Quack]

tacky novelty T-shirts from the women's department.

You mean the ones she got specifically printed and still looks like a retard?

some schools in those parts of the UK teach children those languages.

IIRC, in many Welsh schools the first language to be taught is Welsh, with English being taught alongside. This is in mainly Welsh medium schools. PL but: in laws live in Wales, the nearest schools were Welsh medium schools, so Welsh was the predominant language of instruction.

 

[moorhen]

IIRC, in many Welsh schools the first language to be taught is Welsh, with English being taught alongside. This is in mainly Welsh medium schools. PL but: in laws live in Wales, the nearest schools were Welsh medium schools, so Welsh was the predominant language of instruction

Yeah, Welsh schools teach Welsh and Irish schools teach Irish Gaelic. Welsh tends to taught more frequently because it’s more widely used, I think like 2% of Ireland speaks IG these days.
IIRC some Scottish schools offer Scottish Gaelic as an elective during high school as well. There’s even a whole movement in the south of England to get Cornish back into popular use.

Of course, Staph has never done an ounce of research into the Celtic language family, so she just waffles absolute shite on the reg.
What she fails to take into account is that most British schools offer language courses in languages they’re more likely to use in their adult life. It’s even why a British Sign Language qualification is being brought into schools.

I don’t have children because they’re disgusting but if I did, I’d rather them learn Spanish or Sign Language than waste five years learning a language that they’re never going to use because my ancestors spoke it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Being fat does not equal being a bear. Every man she lusts after - Dahmer, Ramirez, MJ, Ledger, Adam Driver, Till - have less hair on their face than her. And that's saying something, because she just has a handful of pubes on her neck.

It's not just the hair that keeps Michael Jackson from being a bear.

Unless he's really bulked up in the afterlife.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

How can a femme bxy also be a bear? Especially if someone looked at her pfp and got the impression that it's what she looks like IRL. Classic Staph make believe.

New patches:

She's now a 'fabric artist.'




Eww the state of that flag backdrop. Cryptic messages as always.

The Pikachu avatar that she was arguing with recently also said that people who have baby-like kinks and use diapers/pacifiers are degenerates. Staph chipped in and classically self-owned herself.

There are worse things that make her a freak, this can just be added to the pile of evidence.


Poor MJ and his petite nose.

She added more to the 'grimoire' section on her website, under the maps of hell and troll land:

If she actually went and visited real places rather than all this astral tourism then she would lose weight. She could at least get on a treadmill whilst she's walking around the astral realms.

Edit: New Twitter bio.


Also: JFC she goes looking for fights on Twitter every fucking day.

Spoiler: Fat kid hiding in the Hot Topic

I like how she was practically begging him to say something transphobic but he wouldn't cave. I love a good old fashioned and childish over use of a fat insult.

I wonder why.

 

[a hapless toad]

If she actually went and visited real places rather than all this astral tourism then she would lose weight. She could at least get on a treadmill whilst she's walking around the astral realms.

This is the extent of her world. The red X is her apartment and the orange dot is the community garden. And the "mountaintop" is a 300' hill with a picnic area on top that's a half mile walk from her apartment. Good for her for walking around but she needs to pick up the pace and leave her druid stick at home.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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This is the extent of her world. The red X is her apartment and the orange dot is the community garden. And the "mountaintop" is a 300' hill with a picnic area on top that's a half mile walk from her apartment. Good for her for walking around but she needs to pick up the pace and leave her druid stick at home.

That cemetery is close by, can't wait for future hijinks there.

 

[An empty shill]

Steffles is such a classic narc. She left Twitter only to come crawling back cause it's the only place she can get any kind of attention. Even if its mean ol' bullying, it's still attention, plus, it add to her Victim complex, win!

 

[a hapless toad]

That cemetery is close by, can't wait for future hijinks there.

She's talked about it before, specifically mentioning wanting to clean off some gravestones, which is spectacularly bad idea for so many reasons but thankfully she seems to have been too lazy to follow through.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"You can dance if you want to unless you're black and queer" sounds like something a Nazi would wear, not an "ally".

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

specifically mentioning wanting to clean off some gravestones, which is spectacularly bad idea for so many reasons

Hopefully she never does, you need proper training to do that or you can damage and even destroy stones. Different stuff is used on different kinds and ages of stone, you have to have to have the right tools and cleaners. Some stones are extremely soft and porous like limestone. Even water can damage them.
There's more than one idiot on Tiktok and other social media damaging historic stones for clicks. All for the validation of having goff interests. I'm not against people cleaning stones but they need training and hopefully consent from the family or cemetery. Even the oils from your hands from simply touching some stones with bare hands can damage them.
Hopefully we can take solace in the fact that Staph is somewhat of a self declared spoonie and hopefully will not have the spoonz to do the labour of cleaning them (poorly). I can just imagine her with some nightmare harsh and unsuitable DIY cleaning solution, going at graves randomly with no permission and being questioned and going into panic mode.