Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[alan thicke]

I've cracked the code. This new tattoo isn't a snake or gadsden reference. It's Andy Warski's purple dragon.

 

[MeltyTW]

I've cracked the code. This new tattoo isn't a snake or gadsden reference. It's Andy Warski's purple dragon.

That's the first thing I thought of, imagine immortalizing Andy at his moat homosexual on your arm. I couldn't believe that he got warskis purple penis phallic dragon on his arm forever. I immediately changed my opinion on how worthy of lolcow of the year he was.

 

[Chibitzen]

Interesting that LR repeats Nick’s line about having “institutional problems with churches”, even while going “but we still have faith!”.

Is there anything at this point they don't have "problems" with? They homeschool their kids and micromanage every aspect of their lifestyle down the microsecond, allegedly. How much of their lives is spent being carted around in vehicles? They don't exercise, apparently, because Kayla sends the whole family to a chiropractor like it's a day trip to the spa. $3000+ snack budget. The alcohol expenditures are probably not tracked. Their lifestyle is inconsistent with any kind of substantive structure, so of course they have "institutional problems". Their life a literal me-fest.

It doesn't appear Nick and his family share much in common with other human beings at all. Well, other than joining in with their fellow slaves who serve their Alcoholic Goddess who also happens to have relations with the Religion of Coom. Then there's the other forms of socially unhinged entertainment he partakes in, such as raging jealously at other Creators.

He especially favors going after those who are easy to milk for social media interaction but whom otherwise objectively live far more productive lives. "I need you to be distracted by me!! Stop being productive!! I have a problem with your persona/institution/business situation!! You're too popular! Stop that!"

 

[Neetorino]

So my girlfriend knows much more about tattoos and tattoo "culture"; this morning I asked her about what Nick's options are since he got it from a California based artist at a convention and the tat wasn't finished. I've learned that it's apparently very uncommon for an artist to even touch up a piece someone else did, let alone finish one someone else started. So, unlesd that artist is sticking around for a few weeks we should expect Nick to go to California "in the next month or so under the guise of finishing the tattoo but also for the sex clubs that Cali is probably full of. Or to do some swinger shit."

 

[Lemmingwiser]

It's a very basic design that almost everyone does when they're 8 years old. Apparently there is a wikipedia entry on it.

Cool S - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

It's a stylized "S" that was very common to see American schoolchildren (and probably other countries) draw as if it was the coolest goddam thing in the entire world. It becomes a joke in adulthood about the childish perceptions of what's "cool" and what matters in life. "Gee, isn't it silly how kids think drawing the letter 'S' like that is such a big deal?" Replace the kids with Rekieta and the "S" with his shitty tattoo.

It's an elementary schoolbook doodle that can be made into a longer chain.

Fuck. Shit. I still make those. I hope you all get a million dollars.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

So my girlfriend knows much more about tattoos and tattoo "culture"; this morning I asked her about what Nick's options are since he got it from a California based artist at a convention and the tat wasn't finished. I've learned that it's apparently very uncommon for an artist to even touch up a piece someone else did, let alone finish one someone else started. So, unlesd that artist is sticking around for a few weeks we should expect Nick to go to California "in the next month or so under the guise of finishing the tattoo but also for the sex clubs that Cali is probably full of. Or to do some swinger shit."

Can confirm. A lot of artists won't touch up someone else's tattoo unless it is to black it out or radically change it to something else. It's considered to be in poor taste to touch up someone else's work due to not being able to tell which artist did what and how much each one contributed to the final piece. There are tons of artists out there that are scummy and unethical and they will gladly take money for anything, so it's not an impossibility to get it touched up by someone else. You're just not going to find anyone with a notable reputation to do so.

Leaving a piece unfinished, when the customer wants the full tattoo done, is another HUGE red flag for that artist. That's insane that they would do something like that and not have some kind of immediate follow-up, but fly-by-night tattoo convention artists don't strike me as very credible in the first place. Most credible convention artists will schedule a session to finish outside of the convention if such a thing occurs.

What an absolute fuck up. Very symbolic, though, when you think about it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick Rekieta could be dropped on a deserted island and the first thing he’d do is build two churches: the one he goes to and the one he can talk shit about online.

Lol j/k it’s the same church.

there anything at this point they don't have "problems" with?

Nick Rekieta could go to the moon and make enemies. Nigger gets in brawls at his solitaire games.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

CGoody isn’t giving up on his one shot at love with a true and honest woman — and he’s pissing on his Locals turf so Booshmcfadden knows Buffalo Dan already has a white knight.

CGoody massively big-dogged Booshmcfadden there.

For the unimportant Locals posters like Booshmcfadden, Dan (speaking as "Mandy") told him OF COURSE "Mandy" doesn't care about being revealed as being a man, because OF COURSE it's not true and "Mandy" is not a man.

But to CGoody, Nick's top mod and another guy who has paypigged thousands to Nick, Dan admitted that "Mandy" cared about it.

CGoody continued to defend Mandy's existence as a real person in the YouTube live chat last night. His new line is that he has spoken to Mandy in voice chat and she is definitely a woman.




Reminder this is what MANdy sounded like.

- Nick and possibly wife tried to go to some social group thing at the Church. Nick didn't like it because Nick saw everyone in the room as inferior beings that could not possibly relate to a streaming youtuber like him and could offer nothing of value to a streamer celebrity like himself.

Nick also heavily implied that at least one person at the church group pressed him for something they read online.
This was around the time he was complaining about how Scandinavian culture loves gossip as well.

 

[Pomniman]

Was Mersh ever popular?

If he ever was, I must have totally missed that. Last time I saw the RotC faggots, Tonkasaw wasn't a yet considered a joke and Jim didn't have canceraids.

I actually became aware of Mersh around 2018-2019 or so before my introduction to the rest of the "sekturrr" proper and there was a period where he was taken slightly more seriously in his small corner of the internet because Porsalin (probably best known for his Sam Hyde/World Peace documentary at the time) was still friendly with him and Royce at the time and funneled some of his own viewers (myself included) to the ROTC tards. Though I think most people from that moment eventually got sick of Mersh's faggotry because his personality is really insufferable in general and he's not shy about being a total shitbag on his nightly solo show.

 

[Chibitzen]

Fuck. Shit. I still make those. I hope you all get a million dollars.

I hear ya, brother. I've seen so many adults put this in their illustrative work, though it's usually for a logo or some other character form. I figured this trend was how polygon-esk type became so popular. I had no idea either it was ubiquitous with someone wanting to be the "cool kid". I figured we all still wanted to one of the cool kids. Then we can all wish each other into mere existence a million dollars, just like Saint Nick.

For the record, I searched some fonts to see if I could find a cheesy example for creative usages and gave up when I saw this gem was still in one of the site's forms from a graphic I made. Time sure does fucking fly.

Spoiler: God Save the King

So my girlfriend knows much more about tattoos and tattoo "culture"; this morning I asked her about what Nick's options are since he got it from a California based artist at a convention and the tat wasn't finished. I've learned that it's apparently very uncommon for an artist to even touch up a piece someone else did, let alone finish one someone else started. So, unlesd that artist is sticking around for a few weeks we should expect Nick to go to California "in the next month or so under the guise of finishing the tattoo but also for the sex clubs that Cali is probably full of. Or to do some swinger shit."

But how is he going to have time to meet with Rumble??? Oh dear, this really does throw a real wrench in the works. That tattoo artist sure could use that cool million just to make ends meet in California, though.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Fuck. Shit. I still make those. I hope you all get a million dollars.

I hear there's grown women nowadays that use coloring books to destress, I'd put this action in the same bucket.

 

[Harm]

His new line is that he has spoken to Mandy in voice chat and she is definitely a woman.

It's called "voice acting." Even putting aside HRT, tranny vocal training, and audio filters, being able to "act" with your "voice" has been a skill for centuries.

It's very common for people to have their mind blown finding out that male/female characters in media are voiced by the opposite sex. I don't know why these retards who flirt with "women" online think they can suddenly clock it with perfect accuracy.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Reminder this is what MANdy sounded like.

Not that anyone here needs to be convinced, but I don't think I've ever heard a woman autistically tell jokes in a row like this. Not even female comedians have this kind of focus.

Gender analysis agrees:



(also I have no idea what word followed after "texas" so I threw in something that it might be but probably isn't)

And also chatgpt after it was wrangled to get over its gender neutral hangup:

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Most credible convention artists will schedule a session to finish outside of the convention if such a thing occurs.

Feel even if it was the top artist in the world that scheduled follow ups, Nick would just no show or say he is too busy at the last moment.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Feel even if it was the top artist in the world that scheduled follow ups, Nick would just no show or say he is too busy at the last moment.

I’m surprised Nick isn’t holding out for a tattoo artist who is also a law relationship streamer with thousands of adoring fans. You know, someone he can relate to.

 

[Chibitzen]

CGoody continued to defend Mandy's existence as a real person in the YouTube live chat last night. His new line is that he has spoken to Mandy in voice chat and she is definitely a woman.

He didn't say anything this confident anywhere near the beginning of the Mandy speculation so I think very little of what this dipshit has to say. While I'm sure this is Noseguarding, I'm willing to bet also this is just so he can keep appearing relevant and keeping the "new" chat plebs aware of the official narratives surrounding their religious order. It's about keeping himself knee deep in the drama within that circle so people feel they have to depend on him for an objective viewpoint.

If "Mandy" wanted to clear up these details, they could've done so a long time ago instead of playing "Look at me!" with superchats and public digs. All they had to do was.. not do that? The primary person responsible for the speculation surrounding their identity is the person who has flaunted their lack of a confirmed one for mysterious Youtube notoriety. Mandy's correspondence with CGoody is not much evidence of anything except that this person continues to be pegged as being attracted to ego maniacal faggots. They're officially a form of Youtube marine life at this point whose primary hobby is making their way through the various channels looking for celebrity encounters.

 

[Maude Snew]

Is there anything at this point they don't have "problems" with?

"I feel bad for you incel prude, I got 99 problems but planning for old age isn't one." the Rekieta explains as he washes down another pill with a fifth of Whiskey.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Briefly looking around on Rumble, Nick's numbers are not too far off from Viva Frei. Live streams from The Quartering tend to be higher. Greenwald's numbers are 2x to 4x that of Rekieta's. I understand that Rumble needs eyeballs, but I think paying for talent was a mistake. Their platform is still a cobbled mess. Their apps are total shit. Discoverability on Rumble is practically nil. The only legit adverts I've seen are that Baerskin hoodie company and everything else has been scams with terrible text to speech that sounds obviously robotic and are most likely filled with fraudulent claims.

If Viva and Barnes' numbers are close to Nick's and that (vs. Mersh) is the metric Rumble is using, that might be an interesting thing to consider, but recall that Viva and Barnes are onboard writing internal policy and doing legal consultation for thr conpany.

It seemed like Nick and family abandoned going to church during COVID.

The children at least are going back, as far as I know. A month or two ago Nick lamented that he had to take his oldest to a Confirmation-esque class before or after the main service that would last 2-3 hours ans go on for years. By the time they finish, his next would be attending. If all children go, he would have to do it for a decade. Remember he had that couples group where they didn't UNDERSTAND HIM!

- Nick was teaching at the church a while back. But I think he had to stop doing it due to problems. I think its suspected that Nick was teaching his own version of the bible and asked to stop.

Nick's version of the story was that he stopped proactively, but I am starting to doubt that because...

- Nick and possibly wife tried to go to some social group thing at the Church. Nick didn't like it because Nick saw everyone in the room as inferior beings that could not possibly relate to a streaming youtuber like him and could offer nothing of value to a streamer celebrity like himself.

He went to this group at the suggestion of someone in the church. It was a group for relatibely long-term married couples and most of the people were a lot older. These were the ones who could not FATHOM his struggles.

Nick also heavily implied that at least one person at the church group pressed him for something they read online.
This was around the time he was complaining about how Scandinavian culture loves gossip as well.

This was in the context (or very close to) the married family church group that he was suggested to attend. It was also near the Null shower call and Nick patiently explained that he wants peoplw to come to him if they hear something weird and he will tell them the truth, but people believe what they want to believe and not him. What can you do?

Someone else speculated, and I now agree that it was a soft intervention for the older couples to guide them. Nick just sperged out at them and we got 'Scandanavian prudes' as an oddly specific derogatory term.

Because Rekieta thinks God is a prude despite God going out of his way to make procreation pleasurable in the first place.


This is the only way I can see myself getting a tattoo. Wife & Kids names / birthdays. Not because of any special meaning, but because I'd like to ensure I remember their birthdays.


It's an elementary schoolbook doodle that can be made into a longer chain.

Want to guess that his fourth ans final tattoo is a DNR in preparation for his one last big party? He has only 7 more years to be as degenerate as he wants, according to him.

 

[Space Pope]

Reminder this is what MANdy sounded like.

Preaching to the choir here as I don't need a website to tell me what I just heard with my own ears, but even an app designed by troons for troons says the voice isn't passing. I played it excerpts of the call without Joe's voice.

Transgender individuals often find voice training challenging. The founder of Genderfluent experienced this firsthand, working diligently to feminize their voice. Frustrated with the lack of high-quality voice training apps tailored specifically for transgender individuals, and the costly alternative of speech therapy sessions combined with a plethora of online guides, the founder recognized an opportunity.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I hear there's grown women nowadays that use coloring books to destress, I'd put this action in the same bucket.

Hey, I like those coloring books. I have one with kitties. A MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU.