Lmao, an "unexpected" expense of Total Headphone Death. Austin doesn't even know the first step in budgeting
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Idk why you woke up and chose to personally attack me this way…
Yeah dude, exactly. It’d be massively disappointing. It takes a certain mental fortitude to play tarkov in any meaningful capacity, and BMJ isn’t exactly known for his mental fortitude.
He has "self-realized" probably over a dozen times now, it just means he didn't get enough juice to stream yet but he wants people to know he's ok so they can still donate to him
I'm glad he said this, I know from the "I'm about to delete everything/I'm about to do something stupid, I'm not kidding" and "$200 lowest, one more I swear on my mom's grave" BMJ is nothing if not a man of his word.
Wishful, but his brain is so fried that I don't even know if homelessness would snap him out of it. He definitely has been too comfy living his gambaneet lifestyle for way too long.
Austin would probably be into retarded dopamine dispensers like Lethal Company too. It's all about finding shit that appeals to the mindset of a crack addict.
I think he's totally screwed. What we know about his life so far shows that he's never been shown the value of working at something long term, only ever short term, since if the dumb short term thing fails mom and dad will bail him out. When he was in high school instead of trying to do well or work towards college he was a user/seller of drugs, despite coming from a very well off family. After he lost his network of clients (the school) he had to break into cars to support his habit instead. He got sent to jail, and now he gambles his entire life's savings every day for a living, losing it all almost every day. I don't think showing him consequences now, after his actions have worked out in his favor for over 20 years, is going to fix him. If he became homeless he would be like every other homeless addict - beg for money for "food", buy drugs/gambling, then root through the garbage for food and sleep under a bridge.
I've played a bit of Lethal Company and I think the dopamine drip would be too slow for his brain.
Did someone say DotA!?!
He's retarded and is extremely bad at anything that requires thought that hasn't already been burnt into his brain
Fittingly the most retarded hero in-game, with a whopping 0 Intelligence that cannot be boosted, and one of at least two heroes that solely relies on RNG as part of the kit is my namesake: Ogre Magi (the other hero that comes to mind is Chaos Knight). If he ever did play DotA there's not a more fitting hero. For those unaware and less autistic than me, you can literally hit multis with Ogre Magi in the form of a chance to recast abilities for free. It plays slot machine sounds when this happens. It doesn't get any more fitting than that.
At the same time, OSRS isn't so easy for average gamer to understand mechanics of the game, it takes a lot of time to learn these things. Maybe he would treat playing this games like a therapy and actually stop thinking about gambling for a while.
He's a convicted felon, almost 30 years old with no appreciable job history, and the closest to qualifications he has is an AC repair certification from God knows when. Most people at his age have finished their education and they're a good few years into their careers by now. In his current state Austin isn't getting hired for anything other than the most shit tier entry level jobs that any warm body can do. He's not going to cope well getting screamed at manning the returns counter at walmart for the kind of hourly pay he'd normally lose in a single click of keno.
TBH would love to see him play a game like Luck be a Landlord where he has to decide the best reels for money. Curious how well he could do.
The post-inheritance stream will be a good conclusion to his career as a cow.
