Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Why the fuck do they both pronounce ocarina so wrong? They both say Oakarina back to back, I’ve legit never heard it every said like that.

Like I get he’s an idiot who pronounces things wrong or weird a lot, but having another “human” do it right after him just threw my whole world off

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Listening for the DoorDash man.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

they look like brothers, lmao

 

[Crooked 16th]

Listening for the DoorDash man.

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Even Jasper saw the corner demon

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You know if you took Dave's weak bitch Jimmy Elsworth chin and combined it with Mrs. Ed's jutting ork jaw you'd be able to create a pair of normal jaws.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Listening for the DoorDash man.

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So did Phil lure Khet and Jasper into his streaming room with some treats and lock the door so they couldn't run away?

 

[GodModule]

Phil never disappoints

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It is fucking hilarious to watch Phil struggling to not interject himself into every sentence FatKat says.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Somewhere out there, the Panda is breathing a huge sigh of relief. Seriously, good on her for not letting Phil drag her down further and turn her into this. He's like Dahmer, but instead of wanting a sex slave he turned Kat into a fat loser with no ambition except to Doordash and piss life away never going outside. It's funny, because I saw a picture of them earlier and dismissed it as AI or photoshopped Reddit faggotry. But it's fucking real, and she's HUGE. Once again, Phil’s complete lack of shame and self awareness truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[uncritically]

Hearing Khet talking about how GoT is too oversexualized and too violent ..that pretty much confirms everyones speculation that dsp is just mirroring his entire world view to cater to khet.
tiddies??! EWWW W whats wrong with you... im a happilly married man! Thats so gross! right khet?...thats what we think? right?......

Edit: thinking about it for a second. I wonder if its Kats traumatic past that makes her paranoid that if Dave sees anything sexual on tv/the internet, that he's going to get turned on and want to have sex with her. Not knowing that Dave is most likely asexual..
I bet DSP acts like he totally understands why she cant have sex with him, to play up the loving husband act.; only to go in the other room and breathe in a sigh of relief, that he doesnt have to have sex with a woman for at least one more day...

 

[Mature Adult]

Damn, now I see why his day off door dash meals are so important now...

Imagine watching your wife struggle with weight gain, and continuing to go out/door dash so many meals. I guess DSP either doesn't care or doesn't want to rock the boat and risk her leaving or confronting him about his own bad habits.

The stream seemed pretty boring so I tuned out quick, but did she have any opinion that differed from DSP? Every time she talked she seemed to just parrot every thing DSP said.

 

[Ygolonac]

Kat's weight is surprising as Phil is slimmer than ever despite his history. She seemed to cook somewhat healthy slop that DSP would talk up as great, but sounded gross -- I assumed this was what was keeping his weight down. I guess when they get doordash she just orders way more? or she orders extra stuff alone. I would not be surprised if both became fatties but that it's just Kat who got fat is weird.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Kat's weight is surprising as Phil is slimmer than ever despite his history. She seemed to cook somewhat healthy slop that DSP would talk up as great, but sounded gross -- I assumed this was what was keeping his weight down. I guess when they get doordash she just orders way more? or she orders extra stuff alone. I would not be surprised if both became fatties but that it's just Kat who got fat is weird.

I'm still on the Phil's got the 'beetus train.

Weight loss due to ozempic.

 

[clothes in my closet]

 

[Perverted Monk]

I know it's common knowledge that Doody is a retard, but it still makes me happy to see his clickbait divorce saga bullshit be definitively disproven.

 

[myone]

I can't believe Dave did this. Is it because of the documentary? Trying to foster a more friendly, family man, image?

I mean, we already knew this from the pic taken in public, but dammmn, she really took the horse insults to heart and turned herself into a blob of undistinguishable shape.

 

[Niggernerd]

Looks like a little fat boy who ate a family sized bag of hot cheetos

 

[Monopolywheel]

Trust the Mike plan

 

[Incel Death Note]

So Kat hates

• woke stuff
• urbans
• the gay episode from TLOU
• nuDisney
• Starslop

AND she's a pawged up tomboy metalhead goth girl? Yeah I'm thinking based, let's gooo Team Kat

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I just want to know if she knows about the WWEC spending and how bad it really is. She seems to not watch his streams, so she probably knows less than a lot of people here. If she's just bad a math and never ran a household, it might be easy to spend a couple $k a month without her knowing.

Or does she have her own vices, so doesnt say shit?