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What an ugly, stupid man, volunteering to be a guinea pig for Frankenstein-level medical experiments and mutilations. And he still gets a sealed-up stink ditch because he's too lazy and weak to dilate.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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still not the grossest cyberpunk pussy story yet. Old Landon Hiscock was shitting out of his hecking valid pussy until they put a colostomy bag on him.
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FOR THE SECOND TIME, NO LESS.
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>any time a year can be associated with Star Wars my brain does so"Aging is weird"
This is peak consoomer brainrot.
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In retrospect, dating would have been easier than trying to dig his own.
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Don't say that! Now we have plenty more whining and updates for him to livetweet to us! He keeps coping about his surgeries already and we couldn't get that laughter if he was dead.
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Yerh sure Kevin you can't afford a nice vibrator when you drop hundreds on toys a week
This is weapons grade cope because it's a one and done purchase and then you'd be able to have all those magical lady orgasms you always talk about, but you keep putting it off because your amhole is the place sexual pleasure goes to die and you know it
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He's talking about spending 95 on fucking two ugly cartoon cuddly toys and stickers, to go alongside his thousands of identical crap.. Makes you wonder exactly what kind of money we're talking for a "nice" one.
It's a thing that vibrates. It must surely top out at around a hundred dollars, apart from idiot consumer shit where they make it look super fancy in a fancy box but even then that must be like 200 dollars.
Until you're moving up into the realm of those insane full size sex dolls made to look like demons and shit, I can't see where the problem is.
( I really don't want to search for "most expensive vibrators")
I reckon it's more likely he doesn't dare get one, cos he will get a nice, fancy one and still can't come, lmao, and wants to put that realisation off as far as possible.
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I want to make sure I understand: Is Kevin saying he had such a large blockage of piled-up feces and fart gas that they had to pump his stomach and his bowels or he would have died of being literally full of shit? They had to aerate his entire amholio-colonic poopy tract?
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Stop it, you're making Jen excited.
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He still hasn't fucked this.KevKev's wound worsener has arrived! He will not be able to use that, JFC... "scales gonna feel heavenly" Um, I have to pres X to doubt on that...
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He allegedly still hasn't fucked one of his live-in "girlfriends."
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar fuck more than the bottom 90% of the people in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe combined.
(I was going to say all and then I remembered that Kindness exists and regretted remembering that.)
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Kevin treats his Amhole like he treats his toys - he loves to buy it, he loves talking about it but taking care of it? Nahhh to much effort. Kevin is and will always be a lazy fat bastard.
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Yes, but not as exciting as that. Because Kevin made so little of the story, it's likely he just had a postoperative ileus--the guts were slow to wake up after surgery, worsened by opiates, and the peristalsis train slowed to a halt. (He had peritoneal pull-through, right, not anything that would cause adhesions?)
Kevin didn't swell up like Mr. Creosote full of backed up, impacted poop; since this was immediately post-op, he didn't have much in him, just gastric juices plus the clear liquids you'd start on after surgery. Nausea kicks in quickly and most people stop trying to hammer food down when there's nowhere for it to go. Since there isn't an impaction or obstruction, the first line of treatment is nasogastric tube decompression and bowel rest.
It's funny that Kevin, noted inflation fetishist, wasn't posting about how erotic it was to have a distended abdomen that he couldn't do anything about.
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Kindness went from LARPing being disabled to actually making herself disabled from drug abuse. I suspect her tub pissing and banging stranger days are over.
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The circle of munch.
You've got to be pretty tenacious to lay hands on that many weird drugs (in a country with socialised medicine anyway.. I know doc shopping exists in the US but I assumed it was more for pain pills? But whatever perhaps if you have a cavalcade of different departments who aren't talking to each other, maybe you can get signed off on whatever?)
But yea. Takes a nut to get that far in the first place, a la the leg picking insane ballet, now amputee bitch.
Whatever caused them to munch was arguably enough of a long term illness in itself, because look where it's got them.
Hoenstly there should be more research as well as general awareness* on munchausen /by proxy/ general facetious disorders.
I think a lot of it would provide a key to some of the mystery and misery of current year troonism.
I suppose it's somewhere between wanting attention and wanting to volunteer authority for wellbeing.
It probably fits somewhere into my great psychosexual explanation of life that I gave up on thinking about somewhere last year, after peering so deep down into the under reaches of coom, to try and find some sort of truth.. but just kept finding more layers of misery and just noped out of in too deep a disgust.
*the "I'm disabled" crew, aka 98.9% of the farms level specimen troons and their orbiters, would obviously hate and fight this.
Maybe. Idk.
Maybe if it was all revealed to be some gross first world quasi bdsm thing as I suspect, that would be even worse to be brought to the surface. They are already doing very badly with the lack of shame and sexual freedom they enjoy currently.
I dunno. Just fucking nuke us all from orbit at this point.
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…. So I know more than I would like too about tranny butcher surgeries. But what the fuck, why does Kevin need to get gallons of Hawaiian Punch and Tacobell pumped through his nose?
Wait… like lost more than he had before with his version one Frankenpussy? Bwahhaha what the fuck, that one was already “two dots at most” on the dilator and now he’s reminiscing about those days?!?
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Why do trannies call each other dolls? Is it a tacit admission that they are little more than an imitation of a woman?"I just hope I can get a pussy that doesn't need to dilate before sex. Also it being less sore would be nice."
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It's a fetish thing in Kevin's case. Look up dollification. It's ALWAYS a fetish thing with Kevin.