Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Skippy Shortbottom]

credit: Brandood

It was leading up to this, and I'm sure you guys kinda expected it too but Phil has pignotized the fuck out of her. The same shit he does to his fans is applied to her.
She has picked up a few Philisms like using the words unique and almost following the same damn script as him for things pertaining to things like trolls.

Also with Jasper in the room, he's like describing how he acts to her like she has never been around the fuckin' thing ever.(which is more to do with Phil's habit of just thinking everyones fuckin retarded).
There's a lot more to this video but it's hard to sit through. Still not as bad as the hostage video but holy fuck.

He's still talking for her, still staring at the camera dead on nodding his head as usual while she goes on and on like he's a parent listening to their kids recital, making sure the lines are right.

Overall disgusting and holy fuck what a slimeball for sticking her right by the laptop. He should be thankful theres a ton of mods there to delete all the bad comments like mentioning his WWE CHAMPIONS SPENDING.

This is what years long direct exposure to DSP does to people.

Forgot to add but, Phil pretty much made her, him. Down to the black hair and fat. And the orgasm face.

 

[Cataloons]

@Null is there a way we can get this thread cross posted to Death fats? This girl gained 25 pounds a year for 5 years. and has a Fupa bigger that her tits. I know you love your big girls.

I mean, sure, she's chubby AF, but she's more soccer mom than land whale.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

LMAO. I guess it's because of the docu?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Even a crack head porn star is dunking on her. Fuckin’ hell

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Phil the cheeky cunt made bloody well sure Katherine can't run away or leave him. Can you lot imagine her run, fuck me.
Katherine on a mobility scooter arc when?

 

[The Pulverizer]

This will be a good one.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

she looks like a star trek extra

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I COME HOME FROM WORK TO SEE THIS... JESUS CHRIST!

 

[Xenomorph]

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This will be a good one.

That shirt isnt baggy thats her whole arm there..

 

[The Pulverizer]

Is Kat better than Phil at videogames? She appears so rarely that it's kinda hard to tell.

 

[Xenomorph]

Is Kat better than Phil at videogames? She appears so rarely that it's kinda hard to tell.

If you mean Skyrim with sex mods, yes.

ETA: Khet is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Donut Coma]

I once thought Phil and Chantal should get together. I've changed my mind since, but evidently, Kat agreed with me.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Can you lot imagine her run, fuck me.

I can. We'd immediately read about a magnitude 8+ earthquake with its epicenter in Renton.

 

[The Pulverizer]

I once thought Phil and Chantal should get together. I've changed my mind since, but evidently, Kat agreed with me.

Phil: I don't need your fantasy women!

 

[Fren]

Woaaaw dood, bugged calories mechanic, she was blocking that.

Is this Phils way of a limited hangout? Presenting his white whale to the masses before the doc drops (which will be a bigger nothing burger than the Boogie one), just so he can get ahead of the memes?

She let herself go but still klings to her awful, overdone, steampunk racoon makeup. She really reminds me of Chant0rl in that regard. Khat, you can't hide 300 pounds under makeup, doesn't matter how thick you apply it.

With her new haircut has a stunning similarity with Puglsy from the old Addams Familie.

 

[Xenomorph]

Phil: I don't need your fantasy women!

He has a supermodel at home...yeah for Torrid.

 

[Fapcop]

Seeing Fat Kat makes me want to workout.

I can’t help but get a “there for the grace of god” feel. I think most of us would abuse something if we were living with DSP.

In Khat’s case, her drug of choice is apparently mayonnaise.

Say what you want about Kat, she still looks more normal than Phil.

Lmao what?!

Maybe if your normal is a scooter race at Walmart when they have donuts on sale or something.

She’s fat as a house. We’re talking 300 pounds on a tiny frame.

On top of that there’s the makeup and hair, which makes her look like a fat prepubescent tranny.

 

[jimmybags]

Phil went to a mostly black high school, makes sense that he’d find the same kind of women attractive that his black peers back in the day did (fat white bitches). SHIEEEEEEEEET

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I'm actually shocked he brought her back after that one halloween stream he did. I'd feel bad for her, but you know...you reap what you sow. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[The Pulverizer]

She just sat there and dozed off most of the time. Eventually reminding herself to stare at the camera and react to what she's hearing. I really doubt Kat and Phil talk often.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

2024 fucking RULES