Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

You weren't the only one to question this method, but another user came in and explained how this approach worked in her life.

https://twitter.com/PreyForTrump/status/1731899666760167635

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I've perfected a similar code. When my concubine wife wants food, she sucks my dick to completion. When she wants water, she allows me to penetrate her vaginally. Should she want 5 minutes of outdoor time, she signs over full custody to the children. It has worked like a charm so far.

It's getting bad when even indie V-tubers are taking time to dunk on you. Fat indy v-tuber Kirsche (friend of Pippa, renegged on a Coomalot appearance after his brouhaha with Pippa) has been dunking on the Balldoman, and @elb was kind enough to clip:

I love the part when Camelot reads the Kirsche superchat, Nick speeds past it and the next one is Mandy offering to draw Nick a vtuber avatar. Serendipity.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is the type of thing Nick wants Rumble to implement: totally free speech only limited by creator preference filters and individual user filters.

Which is fine, to a point. Hell, I fully support that. Mindful of the fact they'd have to prohibit outright illegal stuff. Which might extend into Still Life's constant issuing of death threats

He completely misses the plot when it comes to revenue though. Rumble is still a business.

Nick's whole thing seems to be that Rumble should just give him money and he owes no return on their investment.

That's simply not sustainable. Free speech doesn't negate market economics.

This site stays up because people give Null money. Most of us see value in KF. If that ever changed, it would be a dead duck.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Imagine being the kind of retard like chucklefuck00 who goes on a fucking vtuber stream, throws money at them and does so to defend the honor of a drunk non-practicing retard.

Nigger at that point just end your life, there's homeless drug addicts with more dignity than you.

 

[Pomniman]

The majority of whisky has already had the water added when you buy it. Distilleries add water to hit a certain price point, or just because they think it makes it more drinkable at a certain dilution. A lot of people find that it tends to benefit from the addition of some water when you're drinking whisky with a higher alcohol content, but it's all really just a matter of taste and how you like to drink it.

True, but it's sometimes fun just for variety's sake because it does change the flavor a tiny bit. Customary addiction talk of the thread aside, I feel like brewing and distilling are genuine artforms when taken to a high enough level.

The issue is there’s no way of knowing — without drinking — if you’re one of those people whose body chemistry will not allow you to use alcohol safely. Some people never try it because they see the impact it has had on family members and don’t want to risk it. Others find out the hard way by trying and going through hell.

The individual genetic + physiological factor is definitely overlooked by a lot of people, yeah.

Well it does if your goal is just to get wasted or when it's less convenient to get alcohol in general. For example it is trivial to carry a bottle of Whiskey even for noodle arm Nick here while a case of beer for example containing the same amount of alcohol is bulkier and heavier. But I can sit down and drink a lot of that beer over an evening without having to pay as much attention to what I'm drinking, almost like a regular beverage. If Nick ever really drank for the taste those days are long gone, he's a at the point where he might as well be drinking the ultra cheap shit or straight up rubbing alcohol to get his fix, not like there's a lot of mask left to slip.

But if he drank beer he couldn't brag about having 30ish $300+ bottles in his gooncave streaming room! Checkmate, incel prude.

Though in all seriousness I think beer-based alcoholism is a more working class phenomenon because the type of dude to end up in the ICU after drinking a case of Budweiser a day (who will typically be obese on top of being an alcoholic) for a decade isn't going to be a millionaire by any stretch.

 

[FedPostalService]

The majority of whisky has already had the water added when you buy it. Distilleries add water to hit a certain price point, or just because they think it makes it more drinkable at a certain dilution. A lot of people find that it tends to benefit from the addition of some water when you're drinking whisky with a higher alcohol content, but it's all really just a matter of taste and how you like to drink it.

Whisky (not whiskey like some peasant who drinks American or, Allah forgive me for saying this, Irish stuff) snob here and a couple of drops of water can really change the flavour profile of a good whisky.

Get a good single malt scotch, sip in neat, add a bit of ice, then watch the flavour changes as you sip.

Or you could be a non-practicing lawyer and overpay for rye garbage whilst drinking it neat and destroying your career and marriage.

 

[Captain Manning]

Imagine being the kind of retard like chucklefuck00 who goes on a fucking vtuber stream, throws money at them and does so to defend the honor of a drunk non-practicing retard.

The last part is superfluous, tbh. The first part is pathetic enough.

Though, if I'm being honest, Pippa and her friends have been pretty funny throughout all this. It really underscores how far Nick has fallen.

I'm just happy elb clips them because I wouldn't be caught dead watching them otherwise.

 

[Pomniman]

Whisky (not whiskey like some peasant who drinks American or, Allah forgive me for saying this, Irish stuff) snob here and a couple of drops of water can really change the flavour profile of a good whisky.

Get a good single malt scotch, sip in neat, add a bit of ice, then watch the flavour changes as you sip.

Or you could be a non-practicing lawyer and overpay for rye garbage whilst drinking it neat and destroying your career and marriage.

Sad as it is to say given the absolute state of their country at the moment, the Scottish do mog absolutely everyone else when it comes to making this stuff.

 

[FedPostalService]

Sad as it is to say given the absolute state of their country at the moment, the Scottish do mog absolutely everyone else when it comes to making this stuff.

Only down to a few distilleries. Some of the highland ones over peat it to cover up for using shit malt.

Look for golden promise malt. It has a lower alcohol yield so they need to work a bit harder but a better flavour.

Now hit me with the autism stickers for knowing that everyone else.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick might comfort and defend himself by saying “I’ve never lost a job or gotten a DUI so it’s fine.”

Can't lose a job if you never had one.

If Nick ever really drank for the taste those days are long gone, he's a at the point where he might as well be drinking the ultra cheap shit or straight up rubbing alcohol to get his fix, not like there's a lot of mask left to slip.

Alcohol in large quantities nukes your taste buds, which is why it's so ridiculous for this faggot to drink $200 bottles of whiskey. Any taste that shit has is completely wasted on a lush who is practically falling out of his seat squinting like a gay Popeye.

 

[Maude Snew]

I've perfected a similar code. When my concubine wife wants food, she sucks my dick to completion. When she wants water, she allows me to penetrate her vaginally. Should she want 5 minutes of outdoor time, she signs over full custody to the children. It has worked like a charm so far.

Wait a minute. Is your wife currently missing presumed dead in the wilderness of Canada?

But if he drank beer he couldn't brag about having 30ish $300+ bottles in his gooncave streaming room! Checkmate, incel prude.

Eh, you can get pretty fancy and expensive with beers these days if you want and most of those are actually pretty tasty although I will admit also more of a gimmick.

Though in all seriousness I think beer-based alcoholism is a more working class phenomenon because the type of dude to end up in the ICU after drinking a case of Budweiser a day (who will typically be obese on top of being an alcoholic) for a decade isn't going to be a millionaire by any stretch.

Beer has fueled the builders of the pyramids and other working people throughout history and I'd argue that in my experience working class alcoholics naturally also gravitate towards spirits, just not the expensive stuff Nick drinks. Not saying that beer is harmless by any stretch and there's certainly people who drink too much too often but I don't think I've ever seen alcoholics who just stick with beer, they need to get the shakes gone and the buzz going so they always go for the harder stuff. I am actually curious though.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick's whole thing seems to be that Rumble should just give him money and he owes no return on their investment.

This is really what exposes Nick's retardation.

The company is going to get value for their money equal to or greater than what they are paying you. No matter what, your audience is the product they are purchasing. There's literally no way around that.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Realistically, Rumble is trying to get more people to install the app on their phones and their TVs. And most importantly, registering with the website and putting in their payment info. At a particular size, advertisers won't care about streamer x or y, because there are just so many eyeballs to reach on this platform, provided there isn't obscenely objectionable material. Rumble's scale is not there yet.

Does adding another year of Nicky "The Nose" Rekieta add to this goal of a wider user base? In particular, when his streams seem to be going down in viewership, as a trend? If I was them, I wouldn't sign him. But I was wrong about them signing him last year, so I'll probably be wrong about them signing him again.

The Balldoman super chat thing was really interesting, and I think if someone could figure out the formula, it would be replicated. But even Nick can't seem to figure it out these days. He's dropping down to Ralph's territory with these anemic numbers.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Cope, seethe, be a lightweight.

Enjoy catching a buzz off one bottle of Budweiser and going home.

Cope, seethe and have a long wait

Enjoy being put on a transplant list 25 years long and going to that European cuck shed in the sky holding out for a liver.

I've perfected a similar code. When my concubine wife wants food, she sucks my dick to completion. When she wants water, she allows me to penetrate her vaginally. Should she want 5 minutes of outdoor time, she signs over full custody to the children. It has worked like a charm so far.

Thanks for stopping by Ralph.

 

[Pomniman]

Beer has fueled the builders of the pyramids and other working people throughout history and I'd argue that in my experience working class alcoholics naturally also gravitate towards spirits, just not the expensive stuff Nick drinks. Not saying that beer is harmless by any stretch and there's certainly people who drink too much too often but I don't think I've ever seen alcoholics who just stick with beer, they need to get the shakes gone and the buzz going so they always go for the harder stuff. I am actually curious though.

The ICU example I brought up was an actual patient I saw admitted to a hospital, so it does happen. I guess you could chalk it up to a vague cultural difference of some sort.

 

[Chibitzen]

I love the part when Camelot reads the Kirsche superchat, Nick speeds past it and the next one is Mandy offering to draw Nick a vtuber avatar. Serendipity.

We're so blessed to have the clippers (or I should say mainly Elissa). That was a gem. Apparently MANdy still hadn't gotten the notice that Nick only LARPs being interested in anime culture.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

It's getting bad when even indie V-tubers are taking time to dunk on you. Fat indy v-tuber Kirsche (friend of Pippa, renegged on a Coomalot appearance after his brouhaha with Pippa) has been dunking on the Balldoman, and @elb was kind enough to clip:

And

So fat, but she's a visionary, and for the most part on Rackets, she's right.

I have never seen this level of karma backhand anyone so consistently before.
Reminds of when he laughed at Ralph shit his pants fiasco. Even the hypocrisy of the reach out is shown when Kirsche tries to DM him. Only to be left on read.
Weird Nick, so weird. One might say hypocritical.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

It's getting bad when even indie V-tubers are taking time to dunk on you.

The superchatter called Rekieta a source of law school academic viewpoints.

 

[Shagedan]

Wait a minute. Is your wife currently missing presumed dead in the wilderness of Canada?

Eh, you can get pretty fancy and expensive with beers these days if you want and most of those are actually pretty tasty although I will admit also more of a gimmick.

Beer has fueled the builders of the pyramids and other working people throughout history and I'd argue that in my experience working class alcoholics naturally also gravitate towards spirits, just not the expensive stuff Nick drinks. Not saying that beer is harmless by any stretch and there's certainly people who drink too much too often but I don't think I've ever seen alcoholics who just stick with beer, they need to get the shakes gone and the buzz going so they always go for the harder stuff. I am actually curious though.

This may be power leveling but one side of my family seems to get drunk exclusively on shitty light beer. The grandparents would kill five, six, seven cases of Bud Light by themselves, and their grandchild does the same thing with Miller. All of them avoid hard liquor like the plague. They were fairly open about their alcoholism, too, so it wasn’t a coping thing.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Beer has fueled the builders of the pyramids and other working people throughout history and I'd argue that in my experience working class alcoholics naturally also gravitate towards spirits, just not the expensive stuff Nick drinks. Not saying that beer is harmless by any stretch and there's certainly people who drink too much too often but I don't think I've ever seen alcoholics who just stick with beer, they need to get the shakes gone and the buzz going so they always go for the harder stuff. I am actually curious though.

I have this soviet-era expression by my grandmother etched into my brain "Beer alcoholism is the most dangerous type". Have no fucking idea if that's verifiable or not, but it kept me from having more than a beer a week.
[...] Just googled the term and the page for it on Wikipedia is only avaliable in Russian (ахахах, my fucking sides): https://shorturl.at/nwxzM . Some choice quotes from it translated to the best of my ability:

"Beer alcoholism or gambrinism is a term used for an addiction to beer. The term comes from the name Gambrinus, the legendary Flemish king, inventor and patron of brewing."
"The probability of developing severe alcohol intoxication when drinking beer is significantly lower than when drinking vodka." (yeah, no shit) "At the same time, the risk of developing alcohol dependence in beer drinkers is much higher than in wine or spirits drinkers."
"In real clinical practice, there is a peculiarity that the more pure substances a patient uses, the easier his detoxification is. Alcoholics who drink whiskey, vodka or homemade moonshine are easier to detoxify."
"Severe somatic consequences (liver cirrhosis, hepatitis, myocardiodystrophy) - the so-called "beer heart syndrome" are often found in cases of years of regular abuse of beer"

Nick, you stupid nigger, drop the whiskey! You could be having the "beer heart syndrome" ark and saving lots money in the process. What are you doing?

 

[Pomniman]

I have this soviet-era expression by my grandmother etched into my brain "Beer alcoholism is the most dangerous type". Have no fucking idea if that's verifiable or not, but it kept me from having more than a beer a week.
[...] Just googled the term and the page for it on Wikipedia is only avaliable in Russian (ахахах, my fucking sides): https://shorturl.at/nwxzM . Some choice quotes from it translated to the best of my ability:

"Beer alcoholism or gambrinism is a term used for an addiction to beer. The term comes from the name Gambrinus, the legendary Flemish king, inventor and patron of brewing."
"The probability of developing severe alcohol intoxication when drinking beer is significantly lower than when drinking vodka." (yeah, no shit) "At the same time, the risk of developing alcohol dependence in beer drinkers is much higher than in wine or spirits drinkers."
"In real clinical practice, there is a peculiarity that the more pure substances a patient uses, the easier his detoxification is. Alcoholics who drink whiskey, vodka or homemade moonshine are easier to detoxify."
"Severe somatic consequences (liver cirrhosis, hepatitis, myocardiodystrophy) - the so-called "beer heart syndrome" are often found in cases of years of regular abuse of beer"

Nick, you stupid nigger, drop the whiskey! You could be having the "beer heart syndrome" ark and saving lots money in the process. What are you doing?

I can't remember if this specific patient I'm thinking of was a Slav, but he was this fat and schlubby middle aged man from what I recall. The exact description my coworker gave was "This dude sat down every day and drank a 12 pack". I was pretty surprised at the time too, because you just don't hear about that sort of thing too often.