Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[WEEKEND]

The missing link
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Teeth are way too good.

 

[Ponzo]

Apparently someone on Twitter got some screenshots of NAL before she deleted a stream last year

Spoiler: Saggers

Does NAL fit his boglim standard?
Of age
Alive
Cis-Gendered
Consenting
Non-related
4+ on good looks scale
6 on her best day
21+ of age

 

[3D2A]

Looks like NAL has already admitted defeat in the comments from the GFM video.

As well as uploading a new riveting video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKa179orgk

(Apologies for any incorrect formatting)

 

[Slim Boglim]

Cobies mom has apparently been unearthed (key word being apparently. Id take this with a grain of salt) and has a YouTube channel. Museum is hosting it on his own and it’s been posted on Reddit where people are apparently refusing to share the channel name. I suppose because they don’t want some poor woman to get bombarded with a-log harassment because her estranged son is an internet retard. They, of course, are seething about it and calling people who won’t share it “white knights” which should tell you enough about what their intentions are in regards to finding her channel.

Which begs the question if you dug up Cobes mothers YouTube channel and repost her videos claiming she’s his mother but you don’t want to share the channel name so as to avoid directing harassment her way… why post it or make it known in the first place? Not saying museum was the one posting it on Reddit or trying to hide the name just whoever else was discussing it as well. Seems kind of silly. “Hey look this is cobies mom! I won’t share her channel name cause I don’t want you guys to fuck with her” you know what else would ensure people don’t fuck with her? Not posting her to Reddit and outing her as cobies mom at all in the first place

 

[UncommonParlence]

One of god's own prototypes. A rare one, Cobes. A real specimen. Bless him.

Too strange to live, too rare to die.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Not saying museum was the one posting it on Reddit or trying to hide the name just whoever else was discussing it as well. Seems kind of silly. “Hey look this is cobies mom! I won’t share her channel name cause I don’t want you guys to fuck with her” you know what else would ensure people don’t fuck with her? Not posting her to Reddit and outing her as cobies mom at all in the first place

Yeah you're right in that it sounds fishy as shit to be posting bait on Reddit, but this is retarded.

What enjoyment would come from harassing Cobra's mother? It at most will be like 2 weeks of "Hey, you're a deadbeat and your husband raised an animal-abusing retard" to try and get a reaction, or trying to get them to meet - which considering half the party involved is a hermit that can't even be moved by pussy and Clint, won't happen - until they inevitably just shut the youtube and socials down and leave the internet.

He will eventually cave and give out everything he knows regarding that woman, can see it as clearly as I see Allah, karma is to a Redditor what a juicer is to BMJ,

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That's not cobra's mom that's just low effort trolling

I don't have time right now but I'm positive I can find the source of them on facebook or youtube if nobody does shortly

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobies mom has apparently been unearthed

I've seen too many gay ops in my time to take this one at face value. I guess she kinda looks like his mom compared to the one pic we have of her, but I don't know. It would be kind of weird and ironic that after Clint stated recently that they've searched for her for years that the trolls on reddit would find her within weeks of that statement.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Apparently someone on Twitter got some screenshots of NAL before she deleted a stream last year

more like nakedandsmiling amirite?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

• I was right in assuming there is a bit of hands-off parenting, when it comes to Josh. I guess as long as Josh isn't harming people, Clint doesn't give a fuck what Josh does.

Josh is a 31 year old man who has lived on his own for over a decade. What "hands on" parenting do you expect Clint to do? Should Clint go over to his house daily and make sure he showers? Stop and make sure he's dressed properly?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

key word being apparently. Id take this with a grain of salt)

i don’t believe that’s his mom

Josh is a 31 year old man who has lived on his own for over a decade. What "hands on" parenting do you expect Clint to do? Should Clint go over to his house daily and make sure he showers? Stop and make sure he's dressed properly?

okay? he got evicted from his last apartment because he refused to spray paint outside, he would cum, spill liquor, or other shit on his rug. he barely used his vacuum so much that it was the only clean spot on his rug. cobes can barely function as a human besides paying bills, tarding out and jerking off. he trashed his cobra lair so bad that the above apartments couldn’t be rented out.

i don’t expect him to baby him now because it’s far too late. josh is fucked. i’m saying there could’ve been more preventative measures

he could’ve saved his psychology degree and used the money to put him in a home

 

[Slim Boglim]

i don’t believe that’s his mom

okay? he got evicted from his last apartment because he refused to spray paint outside, he would cum, spill liquor, or other shit on his rug. he barely used his vacuum so much that it was the only clean spot on his rug. cobes can barely function as a human besides paying bills, tarding out and jerking off. he trashed his cobra lair so bad that the above apartments couldn’t be rented out.

i don’t expect him to baby him now because it’s far too late. josh is fucked. i’m saying there could’ve been more preventative measures

he could’ve saved his psychology degree and used the money to put him in a home

You can’t involuntarily put somebody in a home without their consent. Just like you can’t have somebody forced into rehab without their consent. I have constant fucking deja vu with how often this EXACT conversation has played out over the years over and over and over

Why doesn’t Clint _____?
He can’t or doesn’t want to

Clint should _____!
He can’t and or/doesn’t want to

Why didn’t Clint ______?
He couldn’t or didn’t want to

Well Clint should have ____
Well, he didn’t.
Why?
Because he couldn’t or he didn’t want to.

 

[An automatic clown]

Are we really going to do another five pages of what Clint should do, how he could do better, and saying Copes should be in a group home again ? Give me top hats but this is all so tiresome

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

i don’t expect him to baby him now because it’s far too late. josh is fucked. i’m saying there could’ve been more preventative measures

It was over from the start, watch the interview they did with Clint and Josh, that man was blowing smoke for about 15 minutes straight on how he "worked very, very, very hard in volunteering with mentaly disabled children to get a feel for and learn how to better deal with Josh"

And then admits that the moment he turned 18 he just dove straight into every vice and sin known to man, retard wouldn't even shower and almost died of too much caffeine, funniest shit imaginable, you couldn't writte this on a 6 figure salary.

Are we really going to do another five pages of what Clint should do, how he could do better, and saying Copes should be in a group home again ? Give me top hats but this is all so tiresome

It never ends, I'm adding on like a fag but the interview with Clint should be mandatory and placed at O.P.

 

[snort beg snort]

The same people who want him in a group home or at least think he should be in one are the same people that watch all his videos or at least follow clip channels for the laughs. Which do you really want? Group home or retarded videos? You can't have both. Also, even tho I find Clint to be a bit of a tool, I think he's done a pretty good job considering the circumstances. Cobes is a high functioning retard and you can't just lock him away because his behavior is inconvenient or weird. He's in his 30s ffs.

As far as that being his mom, who knows. It does kinda look like the woman in that one known picture of her. The fact that she apparently does cooking videos is kinda hilarious considering her sons passion for food. If it is her I hope her info never leaks because you know those reddit freaks are gonna be cruel to her.

 

[Muze]

Its like watching "Leaving Las Vegas" but with duster and no hot former babysitter turned hooker ... sit back and enjoy the show.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

It was over from the start, watch the interview they did with Clint and Josh, that man was blowing smoke for about 15 minutes straight on how he "worked very, very, very hard in volunteering with mentaly disabled children to get a feel for and learn how to better deal with Josh"

And then admits that the moment he turned 18 he just dove straight into every vice and sin known to man, retard wouldn't even shower and almost died of too much caffeine, funniest shit imaginable, you couldn't writte this on a 6 figure salary.



It never ends, I'm adding on like a fag but the interview with Clint should be mandatory and placed at O.P.

*Six salary figure

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

You can’t involuntarily put somebody in a home without their consent. Just like you can’t have somebody forced into rehab without their consent. I have constant fucking deja vu with how often this EXACT conversation has played out over the years over and over and over

Why doesn’t Clint _____?
He can’t or doesn’t want to

Clint should _____!
He can’t and or/doesn’t want to

Why didn’t Clint ______?
He couldn’t or didn’t want to

Well Clint should have ____
Well, he didn’t.
Why?
Because he couldn’t or he didn’t want to.

I feel like this needs to be stickied on the front page of the farms for how much I see it pop up in threads about almost every lolcow.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I feel like this needs to be stickied on the front page of the farms for how much I see it pop up in threads about almost every lolcow.

I generally don't want to shut down discussion despite how much I might bitch but yeeaaaah at a certain point it's like come on man there are hundreds of pages of people having the same discussion and it's just going in circles at this point

 

[bathtubcosby]

I generally don't want to shut down discussion despite how much I might bitch but yeeaaaah at a certain point it's like come on man there are hundreds of pages of people having the same discussion and it's just going in circles at this point

Clint isn't a necessary part of the equation. Maybe Josh would be better off if Clint wasn't a big part of his life anymore. I know this falls under "what if clint...?", but the solution may be to just leave him to his own devices and see if he can possibly learn anything or change. Things are pretty bad these days for our boy. I think Clint is an ass clown, but he's probably a good parent and he probably wouldn't be able to bring himself to abandon Cobes. It is what it is toobz