Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

Some new Discord screencaps from Empresa + Kengle being retarded (link) (a):
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(Kengle thinks "I'm registering the domain rn" means he's registering a .rn domain, not "I'm registering it right now") :story:

Also Elaine says she didn't age well, lol
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/yPWna)
>KF needs an alternative that isn't OF or LCF

We had one. It was glorious. Until @cjöcker ruined everything
 
Crossposting from Mike Thurlow / Angry Canadian's thread, Mike claimed in an argument with Plate Gang back in March 2023 that he had previously sexted Elaine while pretending to be Josh:
Empresa has posted a couple old Discord recordings of Mike fighting with Plate Gang (mainly Roxo) from March 2023.

Boring precursor:

Heated argument:
(https://rumble.com/v467fp6-roxo-v.-mike.html)

I haven't listened to all of these, but at ~7:10 of the second one, Mike claims that he was sexting with Elaine while pretending to be Null. Not sure if that fact's already out there or not, just wanted to make a note of it.

Is there anything else beyond this that points to Mike being the one that catfished Elaine into cutting herself? Or is there any info that points away from Mike? I'm extremely rusty on the Thurlow lore, it's been a while.

Does anyone even have any concrete information about Elaine's catfish that got her to cut herself? Anything to indicate whether or not it could have actually been Thurlow?
 
Crossposting from Mike Thurlow / Angry Canadian's thread, Mike claimed in an argument with Plate Gang back in March 2023 that he had previously sexted Elaine while pretending to be Josh:


Does anyone even have any concrete information about Elaine's catfish that got her to cut herself? Anything to indicate whether or not it could have actually been Thurlow?
When it happened people automatically blamed Thurlow because it seemed on brand for him but Elaine swore up and down it wasn't Mike who orchestrated it. Some believed her, others didn't. There's never been any solid evidence outside of what Elaine has been willing to provide, and she has changed her story so many times.

Personally I sometimes wonder if there ever was a catfish that got her to go that far. Maybe Mike put the idea in her head after he started fucking with her, and she went to that extreme herself. The sad thing is there are many plausible stories because Elaine is unreliable when it comes to honesty but also crazy enough to take things too far in the name of seeking attention.
 
Personally I sometimes wonder if there ever was a catfish that got her to go that far.
Have you not viewed the chudbud leak? She has a very long conversation with her catfish and confirms everything.
Made and archived by @IamnottheNSA , it's long but worth listening. Do yourself a favour and scrub the video as it takes quite a long time for the conversation to change from two retards courting to believing null is professing his love secretly and "in graphics there's 256 colours"



https://odysee.com/@IamnottheNSA:8/Poast-DMs-Trollcow---Shaitan:d
 
Have you not viewed the chudbud leak? She has a very long conversation with her catfish and confirms everything.
Made and archived by @IamnottheNSA , it's long but worth listening. Do yourself a favour and scrub the video as it takes quite a long time for the conversation to change from two retards courting to believing null is professing his love secretly and "in graphics there's 256 colours"


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https://odysee.com/@IamnottheNSA:8/Poast-DMs-Trollcow---Shaitan:d
Again....it isn't necessarily confirmation that someone coerced or catfished her into cutting herself. She was coerced into sexting multiple times, into weird ass roleplaying and spilling secrets but there's no real indication that anyone told her to do the shit she did to herself. The thing with BPD is someone can plant the idea in her head by behaving in a certain way towards her but the mental illness takes it to a new extreme.

I would think if she actually had incriminating evidence of a dude trying to get her to do crazy shit and she realized they were fucking with her she would drag them up and down the street and have evidence. She's queen hacker and doxer, she magically has the dossier on everyone who posts in her thread but she can't manage even one tiny shred of evidence that a catfish encouraged her to hurt herself.
 
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Again....it isn't necessarily confirmation that someone coerced or catfished her into cutting herself
I don't know, I haven't watched the video of her doing it so I'm not sure what was said in it. I just assumed since it was done on video chat with whoever was catfishing her that it was at least encouraged.
She's queen hacker
She LARPs queen hacker.
 
Have you not viewed the chudbud leak? She has a very long conversation with her catfish and confirms everything.
Made and archived by @IamnottheNSA , it's long but worth listening. Do yourself a favour and scrub the video as it takes quite a long time for the conversation to change from two retards courting to believing null is professing his love secretly and "in graphics there's 256 colours"


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https://odysee.com/@IamnottheNSA:8/Poast-DMs-Trollcow---Shaitan:d
lol, bonkers.

The back-and-forth tempo of the speaking parts combined with the melodramatic angsty edgelord content made it seem like one of those theater play scenes that pretentious actors like to recite for auditions, like something out of Glengary Glenn Ross.

Anyway, she at least acts like there was a catfish, but she also stated she intentionally released the videos as a "honeypot," deep faked the videos, someone else deep faked them, and probably some other explanations that involve her being a brilliant 4D chess player and we're all the ones actually owned for believing she was catfished, enjoy prison, etc.

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So she seems to be admitting that she was on the fence of whether the catfish was Josh or not. At some point you're sort of a willing participant.

Then she accuses Shaitan of being Josh. Just bizarre.
 
Someone gave Elaine an rDrama award that makes her posts extra edgy. I'd say it fits:
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This also happened:
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It's hard enough to take the cockroaches seriously as it is, but these faggots are just unashamedly e-dating in public now :story:

Elaine had a lot to say about her catfishing:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BrGvu)
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pAD9w)

She claims that Thurlow had nothing to do with the cutting catfish, that a lolcow.farm janny and a Jdanks spammer were some of the "main culprits" (whatever that means), and that there is now "legal intervention" (whatever that means).

Some posts specific to the @IamnottheNSA reading of her Fediverse DMs:
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>the person wasn't Null
No shit, dumbass.

New voice recording dropped. She's extremely out of breath for some reason? Was she jogging around her flat while recording? :story:
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uKhn7)
 
She keeps changing her story as always, but continuously defends Mike, who doesn't give even the slightest shit about her. I would feel bad that she's gunt guarding such a shitty person but they kinda deserve each other. Each time Elaine makes some progress being accountable for her actions she backtracks into some schizo shit too.
 
Oh and I forgot, a cow crossover with Teddy Feaser:
Seems like King Theodore Feaser of New York is still thinking about the farms after a week of non-feasing. He’s now feasing about @Null and the gosh darn haydurz merely documenting his wild internet adventures as “fan fic” writers:
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Archive

Some more Feaser flirtations with Godwinson’s BPD girlfriend:
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gl9Gc

Everything here on the Farms is a fanfic Feaser, including your Feasoning :cunningpepe:
 
Have you not viewed the chudbud leak? She has a very long conversation with her catfish and confirms everything.
Made and archived by @IamnottheNSA , it's long but worth listening. Do yourself a favour and scrub the video as it takes quite a long time for the conversation to change from two retards courting to believing null is professing his love secretly and "in graphics there's 256 colours"


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https://odysee.com/@IamnottheNSA:8/Poast-DMs-Trollcow---Shaitan:d
the 256 color thing kills me everytime, guess im just not high IQ and selfaware enough, i remember this being good cringe audio though
 
Elaine had a lot to say about her catfishing:


If she "would like to ideally forget that happened" then why would she report it to the police in the first place?

I mean, we all know she didn't, and can't, because the police don't care if an 18+ year old girl films herself doing embarrassing shit and self-disseminates it, but then why go with such an illocigal lie?

I can never decide if she just says the first thing that comes into her head that sounds halfway plausible or if she deliberately tells contradictory lies and tall tales all the time in an attempt to muddy the waters.

I will never understand this woman, but I'm hugely entertained anyway.
 
If she "would like to ideally forget that happened" then why would she report it to the police in the first place?

I mean, we all know she didn't, and can't, because the police don't care if an 18+ year old girl films herself doing embarrassing shit and self-disseminates it, but then why go with such an illocigal lie?

I can never decide if she just says the first thing that comes into her head that sounds halfway plausible or if she deliberately tells contradictory lies and tall tales all the time in an attempt to muddy the waters.

I will never understand this woman, but I'm hugely entertained anyway.
The best way to erase it from her life is to stop engaging with the internet, the sektur, lolcows, all of it. Live her life, work at her job she supposedly has, erase all of that from her life and try to be a normal girl. But she's addicted to being terminally online.
 
How is it revenge porn when she posed for the picture herself? That's what I have always wondered...and no, Elaine, saying someone spread your nudes without your consent doesn't constitute as revenge porn. If you're webcamming or sexting with someone you have never met in person and can confirm they are who they say they are, assume the whole world is watching you. Even then, assume the whole world is watching you at all times. But I digress.

Here, let me add mine:
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How is it revenge porn when she posed for the picture herself? That's what I have always wondered...and no, Elaine, saying someone spread your nudes without your consent doesn't constitute as revenge porn. If you're webcamming or sexting with someone you have never met in person and can confirm they are who they say they are, assume the whole world is watching you. Even then, assume the whole world is watching you at all times. But I digress.

Here, let me add mine:
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>gaping hole between the legs
another elaine nude
 
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