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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Sicko Hunter said:
Am I the only person here who doesn't care TJ was into weird porn shit? He's not not into diapers or kids like who cares? This is a reality show where most of the contestants are Sam Hyde fans. No shit people are deviants. What exactly did you expect?
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Was? He was liking porn a few months ago, it's not like he did it as a teenager and quit as he got older and more mature. Anyways, I just hate double standards, it's okay to make fun of Jimmy being a femboy chaser but nooo we can't make fun of TJ for getting off to sucking horse dick? Lame.
 
Marche said:
What did Sam yell? Something about 30 pounds and "You said you would make this show good"?
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Sam: “All you had to do was win a fight against someone you had 30 pounds on!”
Jimmy: “I couldn’t do it… calm down”
Sam: “Calm down with this! *slams door* You told me you were going to make the show good! Mission failed!”
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
“All you had to do was win a fight against someone you had thirty pounds on”
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Absolutely mogged.
I'm assuming Jimming cried/begged to get back on and make CONTENT since Sam was looking for big black guys for this bit yesterday but when he finally got back on he kept having little bitchy Jon tier "Im not doing that" fits.
 
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Jelq Cloaca said:
The meeting itself was expectedly boring. They opened it up for public comment at the end, and as expected, it was simply cringe MDE fans spouting memes to 60 year olds.
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It was funnier than I expected tbh
The council who decides whether Fishtank lives or dies was Markyposting irl without realizing what was happening
 
laoyang said:
I'm inclined to agree, but that wasn't the cause of Sam's rage towards Jimmy, imo Sam just correctly sees Jimmy as a punk who likes to throw hands against women but who pussies out when a man confronts him. He offered Jimmy a second chance after he headbutted Taylor and in return Jimmy attacked Brit over a toy phone. Tonight was all about revenge, sweet lasting revenge, and to expose Jimmy as the punk he is, to both the other fish and to his shrinking fanbase.

I think the scenario you talk about is more relevant to Cole and Jon, Sam genuinely took a liking to them and they both shit on him in return.
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possibly, I think that's just a switch from Jimmy shooting up on top of his immediate shitlist; a thing Sam had ignored as a character quality of Jimmy's becomes a thing to throw in his face right then and there
I don't think Sam has any qualms about throwing mallets at women in principle, like most all men he's just lucid enough not do it in the presence of alternatives, and cameras, or over a toy phone lol
hopping Jimmy up on lubecooch lore looks to me like trying to cut the Simmons situation in a different way, and Jimmy choked
 
CoolFool said:
Was? He was liking porn a few months ago, it's not like he did it as a teenager and quit as he got older and more mature. Anyways, I just hate double standards, it's okay to make fun of Jimmy being a femboy chaser but nooo we can't make fun of TJ for getting off to sucking horse dick? Lame.
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I didn't say you couldn't make fun of it. I said I personally don't care if TJ is into milfs and horses. Shinji literally did gay porn where he jerked off on camera for horny old Japanese dudes. I don't watch fishtank for the moral integrity of the contestants.

I'm not even a TJ fan. I want Shinji to win. I think TJ is whatever.
 
Surprised the screen even turns on.
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It is kinda funny since they started printing off gift dedications they've just been left around on the floor. The more cigs, the more litter. God, imagine how bad that place smells by now, especially after the milk challenge.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I didn't say you couldn't make fun of it. I said I personally don't care if TJ is into milfs and horses. Shinji literally did gay porn where he jerked off on camera for horny old Japanese dudes. I don't watch fishtank for the moral integrity of the contestants.

I'm not even a TJ fan. I want Shinji to win. I think TJ is whatever.
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It's not just about the MILFs and horses, but also the fact that a lot of TJ's alleged sexual fantasies involve his own imaginary daughters. It's disingenuous of you to omit that part out because it somehow lessens the severity of his fetishes.
 
curbside2 said:
Dumgay’s strongest attribute is endurance. I doubt Tai and Trish can mind break him. TTS pretty much exclusively calls him an aids riddled low iq faggot an nigger. He never cares.

I think Ben kicked him from the cell because they saw the writing on the wall and knew he’d outlast them. He’s the only person other than Trish that hasn’t threatened to quit. Don’t get me wrong he’s annoying but I think Tai/Trish fail their mission 10/10 times.
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He really really hates being outlouded. He loves to talk over others, so the only way you can win against him is to get a megaphone and blast your voice over him lol.
 
also, here on KF, how many times do you need to see the pornsick-to-troon (in other words, child molester) pipeline. TJ creeps on girls in vulnerable positions and it matches his porn. god help whatever kids fall of out an obese redneck he knocks up.
honestly hopefully he burns coal so at least nothing of value will be lost.
 
Tai has been given a forced date with Shinji. It is taking place in the bathroom because the date rooms are in use. Someone put a silence bag on Tay, and forced her to clear the room, so now she has to sit in the Trish and Duanye room. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
 
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