Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Golden Boy]

The vtube revisioning is utter cringe. These personalities are sold as boyfriend-free girls to autists. Her pimp just didn't want the scent of a man to be around. But it dunks on Nick so it’s pretty funny.

 

[Swole McPole]

Get a good single malt scotch, sip in neat, add a bit of ice, then watch the flavour changes as you sip.

That would be my own preference.

Rekieta should shift his affinity from alcohol and embrace the opioids. He'd have far more scope for flexing his ass muscles by showing off his rare acquisition.

"Last night, we were intravenously injecting a batch of Number 4 heroin from the old Golden Triangle. Proper diamorphine hydrochloride, this stuff dissolves as soon as it hits the water. None of that 'add acid and cook it up' rubbish. That stuff was the real thing and very hard to find outside of the deepest bowels of the dark web.

But if that was a scarce batch of heroin, tonight we have something even scarcer. Genuine freeze-dried ampoules of diamorphine from the UK's National Health Service. And not the baby-sized 10 mg variety. These are the man-sized 50mg amps. These are what they give you when you're on death's door and the pain from the cancer is so great that you'd scream down the walls of the hospital. So we'll be reviewing those later in the show.

Then tomorrow, we've got Lenny Bruce's old favourite -- Dilaudid. Long beloved by pillheads everywhere and again, very difficult to get hold of unless you're letting elite melanated drug dealers run a train on your wife.

Tonight's guest who'll be helping out with the opioid review part of the show, is somebody with a great deal of experience in this area of drug consumption. She's a regular on the show and somebody that you all know and love. Ms Clara Sorrenti, aka Keffals!"

 

[East_Clintwood]

The fucking show was called "Lawsplaining the Interwebs."

His very first video on YouTube, uploaded in 2018, was about the Maddox case.

This is all stuff anybody can go check.

And he has the gall to act ignorant as to why KF knows he's a lying liar who lies. A fair number of people here were around in 2018-2019.

Come on now. Just because the channel is called Rekieta Law, and just because it's tag line is "lawsplaining the interwebs", and just because he constantly introduced himself as a "lawyer from a small lawfirm in Central Minnesota" and just because for the first several years he almost exclusively covered legal topics by giving his opinion on them as a lawyer, you can't just jump to wild conclusions like "it's a law show", that's just madness.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

i mean he WAS the hook for his content. he was a real lawyer explaining the legal side of various lolsuits to the lolcow audience. that's what made him unique in this space, and that's what got him his initial audience.
his mistake is to think that people watched him because of his ~personality~ when what they were really interested in was his skillset which was (and still is) very rare in this space.

That’s not what a hook is. The hook is the reason you start watching in the first place, i.e. Johnny Depp trial.

 

[AnOminous]

And he has the gall to act ignorant as to why KF knows he's a lying liar who lies. A fair number of people here were around in 2018-2019.

What's irritating about Nick's bullshit, and would be infuriating if you gave a shit about him any more, is that he isn't content just to lie and lie and lie and lie and lie. He has to insult your intelligence too. What fucking idiot does he think would believe this cretinous whopper of a lie?

 

[Sam Losco]

He's kinda looking like Jack Murphy. Especially around the eyes, if you look at even more recent pictures of Murphy.
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Jesus, he's really going full Anisa. How embarrassing.

That smug smirk makes him look like he doesn't have teeth.

It's a huge red flag that the artist let him drink; it's also a bad sign that the artist severely misjudged the amount of time the tattoo would take. Most experienced artists would have a good handle on time estimates

Maybe the estimate was off because he kept squirming around. Because he was drunk.

I made a new logo for my Balldo summaries.

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Good job Kinochet.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That would be my own preference.

Rekieta should shift his affinity from alcohol and embrace the opioids. He'd have far more scope for flexing his ass muscles by showing off his rare acquisition.

"Last night, we were intravenously injecting a batch of Number 4 heroin from the old Golden Triangle. Proper diamorphine hydrochloride, this stuff dissolves as soon as it hits the water. None of that 'add acid and cook it up' rubbish. That stuff was the real thing and very hard to find outside of the deepest bowels of the dark web.

But if that was a scarce batch of heroin, tonight we have something even scarcer. Genuine freeze-dried ampoules of diamorphine from the UK's National Health Service. And not the baby-sized 10 mg variety. These are the man-sized 50mg amps. These are what they give you when you're on death's door and the pain from the cancer is so great that you'd scream down the walls of the hospital. So we'll be reviewing those later in the show.

Then tomorrow, we've got Lenny Bruce's old favourite -- Dilaudid. Long beloved by pillheads everywhere and again, very difficult to get hold of unless you're letting elite melanated drug dealers run a train on your wife.

Tonight's guest who'll be helping out with the opioid review part of the show, is somebody with a great deal of experience in this area of drug consumption. She's a regular on the show and somebody that you all know and love. Ms Clara Sorrenti, aka Keffals!"

He has said he does not take opioids because he did once and it affected him. He has also seen what it has done to his clients (and family/friends, I think?) so he is very hesitant.

This makes his blindspot with regards to alcohol much less credulous.

 

[AltisticRight]

Good job Kinochet.

He stole the GNN thing from Godwinson and stole the logo from us, actually.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Imagine zoomorphising yourself as a fucking dog, without being a grotesque furfag of sorts.
This has to be some kind of exhibitionist fetish.

Imagine believing everything you see that is posted on the internet.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He doesn’t take opioids because you’re not supposed to mix with alcohol and he can’t abstain.

 

[Swole McPole]

The fucking show was called "Lawsplaining the Interwebs."

Wait, guys! I've been dying to get together with you to talk about the future direction of Rumble and my show, of course.

I've got a great idea on how to revitalize the show. Instead of legal topics, we'll do ''Coomsplaining the Intercourse'. A completely based way in which a Christian family can leave their kids at home while they go on a swinging vacation to Jamaica, We can have an episode where the wife pulls a train with the local bulls while the husband watches. Another episode where the husband pulls a train while the wife watches. American swingers might approach them to proposition them with offers of sex, but of course, they'll always turn those down because they're 100% monogamous. Good Christian families.

Entertaining melanated brothers isn't cheating. It's just Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. The Rekietas are doing their bit for sexual social justice. I hope these Jamaican bulls all make a million dollars.

He has said he does not take opioids because he did once and it affected him. He has also seen what it has done to his clients (and family/friends, I think?) so he is very hesitant.

This makes his blindspot with regards to alcohol much less credulous.

Yes, I find it curious. I have friends who have fallen foul of alcohol, others who have fallen foul of opioids. Opioids tended to take a heavier toll economically, but alcohol generally took a bigger toll on their health and made them much more obnoxious to be around.

Of course, that was pre-fentanyl. I think today, all bets are off. You'd have to be mad to go anywhere near opioids today.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

There's still time for Nick to randomly meet Hunter Biden at some MDMA underwear sex party at a gay bar he goes to completely by chance. I could see it happen.

I can totally see one of those random black dudes he adds on Instagram hooking him up. Maybe next time Nick's paying for the MDMA/coke/poppers he enjoys with his/his wife's ass, he'll be drunk enough to start rambling about his internet show and the dealer nigga will tell him he knows a nigga who knows a real nigga.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

EVS's take on his last visit to a Balldoman stream (thanks again, @elb )

Licking the bottle, American Beauty.

 

[Retink Retunk]

EVS's take on his last visit to a Balldoman stream (thanks again, @elb )

Licking the bottle, American Beauty.

Oh boy, here it comes, the last of the Balldo supporters are starting to turn.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Oh boy, here it comes, the last of the Balldo supporters are starting to turn.

People could laugh off the balldo. But when the guy corners you on scream and starts yelling at you, or starts rambling on and on about American Beauty... (Like the other guy on the vid says, the movie?) It's a tough scene. I don't know what it would take for a guy like coomalot to neg the balldo, but certainly people with skin in the game don't want to be associated with this weirdo, Nick Rekieta.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

It was a bountiful year, the flower that bloomed under the moon was as beautiful as watching your first child take it's first steps. Thank you Mr. Rekieta for uplifting our spirits during these crucial times. Through the fiery crash of a non-practicing attorney's career...Ralph rose like a Phoenix.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Of course, that was pre-fentanyl. I think today, all bets are off. You'd have to be mad to go anywhere near opioids today.

Hasn't fent infiltrated must drugs? Maybe that's just a boogeyman.

 

[Honey's Dead]

So in his American Beauty fantasy is he the closet gay?

On the bottle licking thing, I always physically cringed when he did it. I have never been that fucking desperate for a bit of Whiskey.

 

[Fapcop]

Oh boy, here it comes, the last of the Balldo supporters are starting to turn.

If your enemies say you drink too much, your fans/former fans say you drink too much, your friends say you drink too much.

I dunno, follow me here guys I know it’s a weird turn to take but… Maybe you drink too much?

Hasn't fent infiltrated must drugs? Maybe that's just a boogeyman.

A lot of heroin these days are fentanyl. Often with horse tranquilizer or some other shit to make the high longer.

The cartels have started not growing poppies and instead just make fent. Bigger profits, easier to transport, easier to manufacture.

So in his American Beauty fantasy is he the closet gay?

On the bottle licking thing, I always physically cringed when he did it. I have never been that fucking desperate for a bit of Whiskey.

It’s an addict thing.

A coke fiend will scour the carpet for rocks, a junkie will pick the pill out of their vomit and eat it, an alkie will never waste a drop of liquor.

The thought of that drop rolling down the bottle instead of ending up in his bloodstream, is disturbing to Nick at a level us non drunkards just can’t comprehend.

 

[Maude Snew]

He doesn’t take opioids because you’re not supposed to mix with alcohol and he can’t abstain.

You're also not supposed to drive your kids in a sports car in winter in Minnesota two hours after climbing into bed after drinking an entire bottle of Whiskey live on stream yet here we are.