Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

drop rolling down the bottle

I'm still not sure how he's accomplishing this. I've never had drips from pouring whiskey.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know what it would take for a guy like coomalot to neg the balldo, but certainly people with skin in the game don't want to be associated with this weirdo, Nick Rekieta.

Coomalot is a degenerate fag and always has been. Neither he, or his audience, probably sees anything nothing wrong in what Rekieta is doing.

Remember, KF laughing at Nick notwithstanding, there's is a market for this type of shit. It's just not the same market as people who used to like Nick. Coomalot has always been this way. With Nick there was a jarring change.

EVS has buyer's remorse because CG is supposed to be a some conservative movement, and it's dawning on him that throwing in with Nick, Dax, and Vito really damages the brand.

I don't think he feels he has any other choice but to stay the course though. July is kicking his ass, and Nick, Dax, and Vito are July's biggest alogs.

If your enemies say you drink too much, your fans/former fans say you drink too much, your friends say you drink too much.

I dunno, follow me here guys I know it’s a weird turn to take but… Maybe you drink too much?

Naaaaahhhh... that's projection bro.

I think it was yooooooouuuuu who drinks too much!!!

 

[Fapcop]

I'm still not sure how he's accomplishing this. I've never had drips from pouring whiskey.

He probably pours it too eagerly and quickly.

Or maybe it’s those super fancy 200$ bottles that are built weird?

Dunno.

It’s probably some alkie twitch/ritual.

Most addicts have a habit or ritual of some kind that goes with their drug of choice. Gambling addicts need a particular drink at the table or have to blow on their dice. Coke addicts only use dollar pills instead of straws, junkies shoot up in a particular way or arrange their lines in the same way every time.

It basically tells the brain of the addict that their fix is coming, so eventually their ritual becomes as indispensable as their drug of choice, does that make sense?

It just happens that Nick has settled on a particularly gay one.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Remember, KF laughing at Nick notwithstanding, there's is a market for this type of shit. It's just not the same market as people who used to like Nick. Coomalot has always been this way. With Nick there was a jarring change.

Wasn't coomalot's early stuff just retail wars and horror stories? Or was there always coom? I couldn't stand the retard when he first popped up on Nick's stream(s) back in the weeb wars days, so I never looked into it, but my impression was he was the gamestop guy for quite a while.

It's a fair point though, Nick's turn was much more abrupt.

Edit to add: Also, give me all the rainbows, but Coomalot has a far better torso/upper body build than Balldoman. I mean, I'd sooner gouge my eyes out with rusty ice cream scoops than watch either one topless... or to watch either one, period. But I'm not getting HIV survivor vibes from old coomy. There's at least some muscle tone, instead of flab and bone.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe the estimate was off because he kept squirming around. Because he was drunk.

He was also posing and gurning if that picture of him looking like an absolute retard is any indication.

That smug smirk makes him look like he doesn't have teeth.

Has he even looked at the pictures where he makes that faggot ass expression?

 

[Chibitzen]

Oh boy, here it comes, the last of the Balldo supporters are starting to turn.

Nah, it's just Elissa and her Kiwibros making shit up again. You obviously didn't see the exclusive secret shower texts so you can't know how busy and definitely not falling out he is with his Youtube buddies.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I stopped following the thread shortly after the DANdy drop because it simply started moving too fast.

I noticed today that Eric Hunley did a very soft rebrand to his Friday Lawtube panel show, which seems to amount to simply changing the name from Laid Back News to Laid Back Law because all they ever have is law panels.

Interesting to note that his seemingly new intro features almost nothing but Rekieta clips despite the fact that Nick has ghosted him for half a year at least.

I checked the intro to his last 4 streams or so and none of them had the same Nick-laden intro.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's getting bad when even indie V-tubers are taking time to dunk on you. Fat indy v-tuber Kirsche (friend of Pippa, renegged on a Coomalot appearance after his brouhaha with Pippa) has been dunking on the Balldoman, and @elb was kind enough to clip:

The timing here is interesting.

1. VTuber makes joke about Nick putting the bottle in his ass
2. Nick responds every time VTuber is brought up with "I'll talk to you about that later"
3. VTuber gets ignored after DMing Nick to see what the problem is.

In other words, this 100% confirms he had a blacklist, like he got mad at Eric July for having. This person got placed on the blacklist for making a joke about a photo Nick deliberately decided to take to post on the Internet.

Unfortunately, everybody is laughing at Nick now, he's the Lolcow of the Year. He's either going to have to start taking names off his blacklist or he's going to be down to Camelot, Joe, Drex, and Ty.

It's a tough scene. I don't know what it would take for a guy like coomalot to neg the balldo, but certainly people with skin in the game don't want to be associated with this weirdo, Nick Rekieta.

Camelot was on the stream in December that was so bad Nick declared "Sober January" and he didn't say anything negative toward him, but he looked sad. Like Camelot just realized that oh yeah, he thought he hitched his wagon to this super popular YouTuber but it turned out the reason Nick wanted to be Camelot's friend was because he was in a midlife crisis which would end up torching his channel.

I had no idea Nick was friends with those impoverished retarded steel toe losers. The woman is known as MegaMind due to her massive forehead.

He was apparently streaming earlier at their place so they could go out afterwards. Sober January is still in full effect.


Also:

Spoiler: Now

Rekieta's line about the drinking moving from a "feature" to a "crutch" is identical to what he said in June after the infamous "MANdy stream" and his "beach out west" vacation where he followed Ricardo and Romaine.

I wonder what this bodes for whether Sober January turns into Sober Winter or not?

Spoiler: Then

 

[Captain Manning]

Wasn't coomalot's early stuff just retail wars and horror stories?

Dude, he never stopped.

His latest video is about Gamestop. Most of his latest videos are about Gamestop.



When they finally liquidate, it'll be a sad day for him because he'll have to find a new angle.

Something tells me it's not gonna be vtubers though.

I couldn't stand the retard when he first popped up on Nick's stream(s) back in the weeb wars days, so I never looked into it, but my impression was he was the gamestop guy for quite a while.

It's a fair point though, Nick's turn was much more abrupt.

He might have been less coombrained in his earliest content, but the point is that he didn't undergo a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide bait and switch transformation like Nick did. Unlike Nick, I don't think you're ever gonna see anybody ask Coomy "Hey what happened? I thought you were a tradcon family man!?"

In the end, I feel totally confident in saying that Coomalot has always been the way he is now. You're just seeing more of it.

In other words, this 100% confirms he had a blacklist, like he got mad at Eric July for having

Well, duh. He publicly announced Null is on it for the crime of not answering his shower texts and talking about him on MATI. Null ghosted him, and Nick be all like "You can't ghost me! I'll ghost you!"

In another universe, I'd actually applaud Rekieta for not having anything to do with vtubers, but given the context that he's doing it because they won't allow him to grift off them and are instead making fun of him, I'm laughing my ass off.

It takes a lot for me to side with vtubers, but Nick somehow managed it.

2023 was magical.

 

[Harm]

In other words, this 100% confirms he had a blacklist, like he got mad at Eric July for having.

That was pretty obvious from the way he jumped to that conclusion and how indignant he became over it.

Look, having people you don't want to stream with is normal and healthy, maintaining those names on some sort of list is rational. These are boundaries. Nick is using boundaries as a weapon to try to harm others for committing sins (which he openly declares don't bother him). "You know me, I can take a joke! I'm a drunk faggot retard, haha!" Who knows what lies he was telling people to justify blacklisting Kirsche too. "They were claiming I beat my family with beer bottles and then shove them up my asshole!"

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I do not understand the Kirsche shit. Is there more context? Or does he just blacklist vtubers who hang w/ pippa or something?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

You misunderstand. Nick’s not pretending and he’s not lying. He genuinely believes that he is the hook for his streams. That’s how far gone he is.

Go ahead and Rainbow me, but I wonder if this whole "Never Law" thing was Nick's attempt to explain to the future judge (and possible jury) that he is just a "comedian" and he should be protected from his statement as he was doing it to be funny, rather than defamatory. I half expect the entire crux of his defense to be that he's a comedian, and that Montagraph is a public figure because he's some moron who has been on the internet since the early streamer days.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Wasn't coomalot's early stuff just retail wars and horror stories? Or was there always coom? I couldn't stand the retard when he first popped up on Nick's stream(s) back in the weeb wars days, so I never looked into it, but my impression was he was the gamestop guy for quite a while.

It's a fair point though, Nick's turn was much more abrupt.

Edit to add: Also, give me all the rainbows, but Coomalot has a far better torso/upper body build than Balldoman. I mean, I'd sooner gouge my eyes out with rusty ice cream scoops than watch either one topless... or to watch either one, period. But I'm not getting HIV survivor vibes from old coomy. There's at least some muscle tone, instead of flab and bone.

His rise to fame was telling Gamestop retail horror stories the average person can relate to.
Similar to Nick, Camelot used his audience to vent personal stuff like his divorce. The man is a cow, but he is a slow burn like Rekieta.
The hardcore cOOm stuff came a little later when he started working out and chasing hook ups on Tinder. There is an infamous stream when he cries on camera saying he is 30 and has no friends. He has cried for dramatic effect in the past during his retail stories.

In short, he and Nick are soulmates. Though I find it amusing he is now trying to hitch on Drinker and Mauler's sphere. When his cOOm jokes spill out on stream everybody pauses for about 10 seconds before moving on. I would encourage people to find those Drinker streams, the little moments when he falls on his face or out of his depth are amusing.

Perfect new entry for the inevitable Rekietaverse board.

 

[Captain Manning]

"You know me, I can take a joke! I'm a drunk faggot retard, haha!" Who knows what lies he was telling people to justify blacklisting Kirsche too. "They were claiming I beat my family with beer bottles and then shove them up my asshole!"

Yeah, that'll be the public cope.

The real reason is they simply won't put on the Balldo.

Credit where it's due though, I'm actually kinda shocked he hasn't gone completely thermonuclear on Sean and Andrew yet. I thought for sure that was coming. One possibility is that he might know that will trigger the "Lawtuber civil war" that I've prognosticated about and leave him with even fewer allies.

I do not understand the Kirsche shit. Is there more context? Or does he just blacklist vtubers who hang w/ pippa or something?

She's making fun of him.

Go ahead and Rainbow me, but I wonder if this whole "Never Law" thing was Nick's attempt to explain to the future judge (and possible jury) that he is just a "comedian" and he should be protected from his statement as he was doing it to be funny, rather than defamatory.

That theory has been floated before, yes.

I dunno if it would really help him though. What he said is what he said. It doesn't matter if you are a lawyer or not.

 

[RollerGator]

He was apparently streaming earlier at their place so they could go out afterwards. Sober January is still in full effect.

The only memorable thing about the steeltoe welfare show is that they once got into a big fight on air over the fact that moobie (Aaron) can't make MegaMind cum during sex.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

She's making fun of him.

That's it? I knew she made some jokes but I figured there had to be something more than that. Like they had meant to stream but she called it off, idfk, just some reason other than "she took a couple of shots at me". Sure, dislike them for that, w/e, but that doesn't need a "I'll explain later" thing. Just return in kind of laugh it off "She took a couple of shots at me but she's great, I hope she makes a million dollars and shows phase what's what".

I guess I forgot we're talking about Nicky here. Apologies everyone.

Edit: Apparently Attorney Tom performed at an open mic night. Crowd seems to react kindly to him. Just another L for balldo.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I do not understand the Kirsche shit. Is there more context? Or does he just blacklist vtubers who hang w/ pippa or something?

The convo in the clips is a reiteration of similar convo before and during the Pippa situation. During it, Kirsche wanted to go on to tell Rekieta he was wrong about vtubers. Her audience enlightened her he was just grifting.

Greater context shows any disrespect to the Balldo goes in the Book of Grudges. Insight into someone who loves drama but does not like being the center of it.

Nick really, really wanted to be on a show with Pippa and only Pippa. His spergout calling the audience simps and pedos seems odd in hindsight considering his Dax/Vito alliance.

 

[Poop Shoot]

You're also not supposed to drive your kids in a sports car in winter in Minnesota two hours after climbing into bed after drinking an entire bottle of Whiskey live on stream yet here we are.

Haha that’s fair.

But mixing narcotics and alcohol can make your heart just… stop.

 

[Maude Snew]

Wasn't coomalot's early stuff just retail wars and horror stories? Or was there always coom?

He got his break with Gamestop horror stories then branched into other retail shit people sent him. Actually enjoyed those back in the day but I eventually lost interest in the same stories over and over again.

Also, give me all the rainbows, but Coomalot has a far better torso/upper body build than Balldoman.

Stephen Hawkin had a better upper body than Nick, frankly I have no idea how Nick is so shit. He's skinny fat to a level I've never thought possible, and to make it worse he adds the shittiest fucking tattoos known to man outside of people married to IDubbz.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I'm still not sure how he's accomplishing this. I've never had drips from pouring whiskey.

Because you're not a peasant. Nick lacks refinement