I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

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That just speaks to the unhealthy obsession some people have over DSP, rather than the need for more threads
I don't disagree in general, but the general threads were assumed to be posts about what happened that day, not just how shitty he looked (since you brought up his hair thread)

EDIT: @Null, can we at least keep the DSP chat please?
 
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That just speaks to the unhealthy obsession some people have over DSP, rather than the need for more threads
Even taking the DSP board’s claims that all the line crossing shit originated off-site, how much discussion could DSP really generate on his own? The illegal shit seems to be the only new developments that would warrant multiple posts (his wife being fat doesn’t count), and that only happens once ever 18 months at best. Phil has been stagnant for 15 years at this point, what is there to even talk about?
 
Even taking the DSP board’s claims that all the line crossing shit originated off-site, how much discussion could DSP really generate on his own? The illegal shit seems to be the only new developments that would warrant multiple posts (his wife being fat doesn’t count), and that only happens once ever 18 months at best. Phil has been stagnant for 15 years at this point, what is there to even talk about?
The daily content full of tard rage, begging, pig noises and other Phil antics that he's known and mocked for?
Jesus. I can sort of get Null tard raging at detractors over shit he doesn't understand because it's his website, but I can't believe how many people like you come here to suck his cock while admitting you don't know shit about Phil or what makes him funny.
 
I honestly dont know, and will probably never know, where you got this distorted view of the DSP userbase on this site, but a lot of more veteran users than me have told you how its simply not accurate, and yet you strawman or ignore their arguments, so i wont bother, its clear you just wanna shut down the whole forum...
Fine, i just wanna say is fucking absurd how out of all cows on this site you think is Phil the one that has the actual deranged fanbase, hes not even in the top 50%, but if you are happy with the forum dead then fine.
Do wathever you want, ill just go back to shithole reddit to watch my Phil content or something.
 
Even taking the DSP board’s claims that all the line crossing shit originated off-site, how much discussion could DSP really generate on his own? The illegal shit seems to be the only new developments that would warrant multiple posts (his wife being fat doesn’t count), and that only happens once ever 18 months at best. Phil has been stagnant for 15 years at this point, what is there to even talk about?
Have you taken a look in the general thread?
Even on a "slow day" people talk about for pages about him.
DSP has a 2 hour "podcast" 6 days a week where he rambles on like a madman about his mundane life.
This crazy ramblings alone provide ingredients for a healthy discussion.
 
Very gay to moralfagging about "Unhealthy obession" in a gossip forum. To me the principal appeal of Phill is he is "boring". He is no mom rapist, no sexual offender and continue to make goyslop content constantly. It's very cool to the end of the day just a watch of a 10 minute clip of him just being a little pettulant child playing a game and shamefully begging for "money to groceries".
And Phill have so much recorded material at this point that every now and then you get recommended some clip of him being dumb and arrogant like this

 
The illegal shit seems to be the only new developments that would warrant multiple posts (his wife being fat doesn’t count), and that only happens once ever 18 months at best.
You’re either being extremely disingenuous or retarded, sometimes it’s hard to tell. People have already pointed out plenty of things worth talking about already.

There were so many posts about his interview that there had to be a new thread made and is easily verifiable. The guy was going viral in normie spaces for being so hilariously bad at a children’s game.

Every single day the guy is having a mini meltdown on his ‘podcast’ which generates a lot of discussion. Why does him revealing his land whale wife not count? Just because that’s an example that happened the other day that ruins your narrative already?

If you’re going to try have a gotcha moment at least do the bare minimum.
 
Stop arguing with dear leader and answer his challenge if you want to post in the subforum so much instead of seethe like an undilated troon. Anyway:

Made a beg video on 1-23-23 as his year to year income was going to cut by 1/5th over 2023.

After previously having multiple autstic rage fits over youtube reaction content being worthless, unlike his beg streams, he opened his own reaction channel to beg with on 2-12-23.

3-16-23; The Sidescrollers Podcast, this is a long running, and in itself, funny narc ego bubble pricking session, that has repercussions to this day still as Phil can not copium huff himself out of this one no matter how deep he snorts in on the tank.

5.23-23, Phil claims his tire was stolen while his fat wife operated the vehicle, but she came to rest across a parking space so how did she park so shitty and then have the tire stolen? This is funny since there's claims of a crime but no actual evidence of it, and there is no police report because it never happened now that harpoon size whale is confirmed by the size of Khet's last stream apperance and she just was so fat the tire exploded trying to drive her around is the obvious reason for the tire problem.

9-6-23 another beg video as Phil is very in need of sweatyman.jpgs and his fanbase simply will not give him their money like they are expected to since his fat wife must eat and he must not have a job. Spoiler, his income went down by 20% still in cash tips, but his expenses went up, because Phil Burnell.

1-10-24 his wife weighs nearly 300 elbees and the reason why all those sweatyman.jpgs are better than sex with her becomes obvious to all when he shows her on his stream unannounced, most likely to get out ahead of the weight gain reveal on an announced documentary by the same person who did the same thing with Stephen's this year.

These are six hilights, within the last year timeframe from today that stay out of super autstic minutia, because there's plenty more if I can use that too, that I think answer the challenge, you may argue one doesn't count if the tire was actually stolen and it's not a cover story for Khet's fat stupidity yet again, but until that's actually shown otherwise, I don't trust a liar like Phil and neither should you null. The false flag alogs are a pain though of course so I understand why it grinds your gears that way however.
 
Even taking the DSP board’s claims that all the line crossing shit originated off-site, how much discussion could DSP really generate on his own? The illegal shit seems to be the only new developments that would warrant multiple posts (his wife being fat doesn’t count), and that only happens once ever 18 months at best. Phil has been stagnant for 15 years at this point, what is there to even talk about?
Bro he streams everyday, he plays multiplayer games and gets his ass absolutely handed to him while behaving like a neanderthal. He struggles to complete games kids can complete effortlessly. You don't create a community of people who love watching you fuck up if you aren't funny at it. There is a reason why there are like a thousand "This is how you don't play" videos out there with more still being made today.
 
If you have to force someone to do something by breaking into their bank accounts, hacking their routers, DDoS attacking them, falsely reporting them to the IRS, harassing the judges and attorneys working their bankruptcy case, pretending to be an escort to blackmail them
No one on our board does this. Bank leaks guy and Comcast guy (which may have been completely fake) were not users of our forum. They did what they did in private, then made brand new accounts to post what they did. The fake escort was not a user of our board. They joined here after that whole shitstorm started. In fact, it was our board that proved the escort to be a fraud, and exposed their operation.

I can't say for a fact that no one on our board harassed, or condoned harassing the people involved in DSP's bankruptcy, as that was four years ago and I wasn't around back then. I don't know about it, but I think it's pretty silly to hold the users of today liable for something that you say happened years ago.

If you're trying to take away someone's ability to legally work, generate revenue, and create content - you're not trolling them, you are actually trying to hurt them
No one on our board is doing this. I don't know why you think this. If you truly believe this, i'd ask that you prove it.

I don't know why I have to explain this every so often.
I've only been on this site for about a year and a half, but in the time that i've been here, I haven't seen you explain anything. Every time you come to our board, all you do is freak out and start a fight. You don't listen to anyone. You don't try to explain. You're not civil whatsoever.

When the Comcast shit happened recently, I went out of my way to inform you of exactly what was going on, I looked into whether it would affect the site in terms of legality, and I let you know that I had everything under control. You came to our board, called everyone faggots for something that we did not do, and you created a shitstorm totalling to 1,000 posts that I had to move, all because you believed, for some reason, that the DSP forum was at fault for something that a complete random did.

I go in to remind people of some things. Usually, if I go into a thread and ask people to do something (i.e. don't break the law, deplatforming is gay, you're not a vigilante), that's enough and people understand my perspective.
If you honestly believe that this is what you do when you come to our board, then I think you need help man. This is not what happens. Every single time you come to our board, you call everyone faggots, blame them for something that they did not do, say that they believe things and condone things which they do not, then you ban people who give it back to you. In some cases, you ban people just for making rude comments towards you. You have already banned one of our regular users in this thread for saying that you were seething.


The worst part is that you don't listen. People on our board were telling you the exact same thing I'm telling you now, and you just chimped out and claimed that people were doing and saying things that they weren't.
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To them, DSP is evil. He's not merely playing video games and grifting, he's exploiting the mentally handicapped
Yes. This is 100% an accurate statement. For years, DSP took advantage of his brainwashed audience of literal retards (we know that they are literal retards because we doxed them) by guilting them into giving him their money, under the guise that he was going to lose his house if they didn't. Then he secretly gambled all of that money away - hundreds of thousands of dollars, and he would ban and ostracize anyway who questioned him on it, as to further groom his audience of literal retards. To me, that is an evil person. You can disagree. Not sure why this matters.

This means he shouldn't be able to work, that people should get the government involved, that disrupting his streams is fine, getting him banned from his streaming platforms is righteous.
No one on our forum says, or does, any of this. I'm not sure why you believe this. Maybe people advocated for this years ago, again, I don't know. I wasn't around, but it certainly does not happen today.

That is retarded, and the response I get for saying as much is pure vitriol.
You're correct. That is retarded. The reason that you get shit for saying it, is because you claim that the people on our board are doing this, when they are not.

It's also worth mentioning the DSP board has zero organic growth. The people who register to post there have been banned a dozen times for being insane faggots.
This is innaccurate. Even in the few months that I've been a mod, there have been brand new users who now regularly post on our board. However, yes, we do have a sock account problem. I made you aware of this back in October.

It has been years since I laughed at something DSP related
So.. ? I don't find Chris Chan funny. We have different tastes. I don't see why this matters.

So I present an ultimatum: Find something that Phil has done in the last year that's funny and that was not induced by people committing crimes against him.
Just off the top of my head.

In March 2023, Phil did an interview with Stuttering Craig. He set it up as "the final go-to interview to see me debunk all the bullshit about me!" Phil believed that this would go well. He thought that he would be a regular guest on Craig's podcast, and this would revitalize his career.

He got grilled for five fucking hours. It was an absolute disaster, but because Phil is delusional, he legitimately thought it went well. Later, when Phil found out that his fans believed it made him look bad, he did an emergency stream reacting to what the hosts had to say about him after the fact. He scrubbed through the video, pointing out every troll that popped up in their chat, cut psychotic WWE promos on the hosts, and banned anyone who mentioned it for weeks. Phil has coped about this incident, minimum, once a week, for the entirety of 2023.

Phil has been going through a serious midlife crisis. After the interview fallout, Phil set up the summer as his "15th year anniversary on Youtube" He started wearing shirts with buttons on them, he began showering regularly, and he set up gay little events every month, in which people can give him money. The vast majority of these events flopped, and Phil went through all the effort for nothing.

In an attempt to once again revitalize his career, Phil tried to start beef with Low Tier God when Street Fighter 6 came out. Phil believed that this would spawn a rivalry between the two, and it would launch him into FGC relevency. LTG reacted to Phil's podcast, roasted him for 20 minutes, and ultimately became concerned for Phil's health, because he realized that Phil was wasting away in his gay Haiwaiian shirt. LTG ghosted Phil after this, which caused Phil to sperg out on his podcast, call LTG a pussy and imply that he was homosexual, and Phil has continued coping about it to this day.

Keemstar tried very hard to get Phil to do a lolcow podcast with WingsofRedemption and Boogie (This is it's own rabbit hole) Because Phil hates Keem so much, he tried to go behind his back, and steal Wings and Boogie, and do their own podcast. They very quickly realized that Phil is incompetent, and mentally unwell, so they both turned on him, and they both openly preach that Phil is a severe gambling addict who needs to go to therapy.

And of course, the recent fat wife thing. Mike Clum announced that he is doing a documentary on DSP. Mike revealed this before Phil wanted him to, so Phil has been bending over backwards to paint himself in a better light for the past week or so. Phil knows that if he revealed his fat wife for the first time in the documentary, he and his wife would be clowned to death, and it would be the focus of the documentary. So in an attempt to get out ahead of the documentary, Phil did a very weird stream in which he showed off his now nearly 300 lb wife, and he felt the need to announce that she was not in fact pregnant, she was just really, really fat, and then he refused to kiss his wife on stream.
 
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After 5 pages, these are the only responses I found to Null's challenge:
Recently he showed his fat wife on camera for the first time in four years with no prompting by any of his retarded detractors. I got a good chuckle out of that.
You want something funny from last year? Try watching that 5 hour long interview DSP did with that Stuttering Craig guy on his show SideScrollers that didn't involve a crime and DSP made a fool out of himself the entire time.
DSP trying his best to pignotize Stuttering Craig and his faggy co-host and failing miserably at it was the closest Phil has been to funny in years.
The interview, which was entirely his idea and came to him in a dream was funny. His beef with ltg in the summer was funny. Him pretending to be on his death bed for 2 weeks from a common cold was funny.
As for your ultimatum, the Side Scrollers interview happened less than a year ago, and it was funny (most people would say so), as you demanded.
Phill stumble with simple physics in the puzzles of new zelda game was pretty funny. Its even go semi viral on Tik tok.
So three things: his interview, bringing his wife on stream, and failing at video games. Not very persuasive, honestly.

DSP draws sadists who try to fuck with him because the sadists can convince themselves that they're acting righteously. That's really what's going on with his "trolls."
 
The daily content full of tard rage, begging, pig noises and other Phil antics that he's known and mocked for?
Jesus. I can sort of get Null tard raging at detractors over shit he doesn't understand because it's his website, but I can't believe how many people like you come here to suck his cock while admitting you don't know shit about Phil or what makes him funny.
But it's the same shit every day, how does that not get up getting on your nerves after a while?

He is like Ralph, yeah he has his funny moments but if you watch the daily "highlights" it's rare for anything of value and very samey.
 
I remember when Null believed in freedom of speech and now shutting everything down because a few people in the forums hurt his feelings.

You ask us to find moments where DSP is funny while accusing the forums of leading the charge on illegal activities.

I'd challenge you to find the posts where someone was planning something illegal and everyone told them they should do it and helped them coordinate it.

Edit: I'd like to add the the "organic board growth" that is lacking is 100% due to the site being down forever due to DDOS attacks, then going dark and only accesses through ToR or something else, and then back up but in various sites such as .pl and .hk or whatever else it's been.

Once things settle down the activity and growth will certainly come back.

I stopped posting more than a year ago but still log in and read the forums whenever the site is up so im guilty of being the reason the activity and growth seem stalled or shrinking.
 
After 5 pages, these are the only responses I found to Null's challenge:







So three things: his interview, bringing his wife on stream, and failing at video games. Not very persuasive, honestly.

DSP draws sadists who try to fuck with him because the sadists can convince themselves that they're acting righteously. That's really what's going on with his "trolls."
Well done, hall monitor. You get a sticker from teacher.

As to what's funny this year, his fat wife's crackhead DDlg-roleplay-hooker sister is calling her a fat cunt on social media right now. I really don't get this attitude. I don't find Rekieta that funny, or Ethan Ralph, or Bossman Jack. I don't find Chantel funny at all. I think the Rekieta alogs and Ralph alogs and sektur alogs are more psychotic than the Phil ones.
 
So three things: his interview, bringing his wife on stream, and failing at video games. Not very persuasive, honestly.
Null says find one thing he did that was funny in the last year, users mention multiple of the most notable things that happened this year.

None of the trolling happens here you mong, if we apply your own retarded logic to this whole site there would be no site and the Chris Chan board would have been closed 10 years ago.

Get his cock out of your mouth, pathetic.
 
DSP draws sadists who try to fuck with him because the sadists can convince themselves that they're acting righteously. That's really what's going on with his "trolls."

Ah yes, the sadism of laughing at him willingly making a fool of himself in a interview, showing his fat wife after hiding her for years and making up excuses for being bad at video games. So sadistic dood!
 
DSP draws sadists who try to fuck with him because the sadists can convince themselves that they're acting righteously. That's really what's going on with his "trolls."
Every multiplayer session of Phil is fucking hillarious, especially when he tries to justify his poor skills with the most schizo excuses ever without mentioning the fact that he bought two fighting sticks for an absurd price only to suck balls at the games he plays.

Nobody needs to fuck with DSP and no one asks for it because DSP is great at doing it himself. It's not just the things he does, DSP's detractors have created a library of songs, remixes, edits, animations, all around the shit that he does. He is one of the best lolcows when it comes to this.
 
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