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[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Is it an L if you get exactly what you wanted, and you hate it? These pooners are truly masculinized, not just in the physical sense, but in social spaces as well. And they're discovering it's not just like their animes.

But... you mean men can go bald, and have ass hair, and not be pretty thin gay bois with six packs? The manga lied to me!

 

[monstrous bubo]

Why do the girls seem to have more problems weight wise getting permission for surgeries then men? Both types of tranny have absolute units in their ranks.

Not a medfag but I wonder if it has something to do with the length of the surgery. For chaps, it seems around 6-7 hours (excluding revisions) for a full tunnel of lurve, but women go for mastectomies (a few hours), and multiple stages for their faux cock and balls, plus more need of revisions. That means multiple hits of anaesthesia and longer times under, therefore higher risk from the anaesthesia, plus of complications. Apparently weight distribution also plays a role, so maybe the T gives women more of a gut than the fat guys on E.

BTW, here’s a rather chipper slide deck from an experienced urologist who has nobly devoted the rest of his career to making weird white floppy things, or what he calls the Mt Everest of transgender surgeries. Lots of awful pictures, but his text on slide 18 made me laugh.

 

[Geraldine]

They're only interested in hounding and threatening the small percentage of women who, by definition, could never be attracted to them.

Likewise the distain for "chasers".
In effect the position is anyone who finds them attractive is a creepy degenerate.

I agree with that of course, but it doesn't affect my love life either way, even when I'm not getting any.

If a real man feels "very suicidal" because of thinning hair, I say it'd be better if he troons out.

But... you mean men can go bald, and have ass hair, and not be pretty thin gay bois with six packs? The manga lied to me!

An insight that applies to many troons and pooners alike.
A desire to be a porn fantasy, with a heavy weeaboo tendency to the style of porn.

 

[Evilronald]

I feel like they actually think that they were going to become a real woman from SRS. Maybe the reason they’re so bitter and toxic to everything is the realization they cut their dick off for nothing? Who knows, being a Frankenstein monster would be difficult to bear so only way to handle that is to make others suffer.

 

[AMHOLIO]

have these TiFs ever just thought of cosplay? Just pretend to be your animu boyfriend for a few hours or a day, get it out of your system? That sounds a lot more euphoric than planning a rotdog surgical project that takes years to complete.

That's where it starts for some of them, particularly the more yaoi brained ones. Those women want to escape from themselves for a while, and a while, and a while longer, oh why does no one give me the same attention and respect and friendship when I'm out of costume, how do I do this forever... For them it is a temporary escape turned to their new homeland, and they still end up hating themselves because somehow, their past and their personal problems happen again and again. Because they're the same person and they can't fucking stand themselves.

Transitioning for some is an expression of trying to bury the old self. Starting over, I never knew a past me, I was never that, fuck that guy, I was so bad I mentally killed my last self out of self hatred. But that's not how it works. Even if they did the old trick of moving to a new place a hundred miles away from their old one, they'd be miserable within a year because they made the same mistakes or are the same person their past self was.

Maybe the reason they’re so bitter and toxic to everything is the realization they cut their dick off for nothing?

The final post nut clarity.

 

[Evilronald]

That's where it starts for some of them, particularly the more yaoi brained ones. Those women want to escape from themselves for a while, and a while, and a while longer, oh why does no one give me the same attention and respect and friendship when I'm out of costume, how do I do this forever... For them it is a temporary escape turned to their new homeland, and they still end up hating themselves because somehow, their past and their personal problems happen again and again. Because they're the same person and they can't fucking stand themselves.

Transitioning for some is an expression of trying to bury the old self. Starting over, I never knew a past me, I was never that, fuck that guy, I was so bad I mentally killed my last self out of self hatred. But that's not how it works. Even if they did the old trick of moving to a new place a hundred miles away from their old one, they'd be miserable within a year because they made the same mistakes or are the same person their past self was.



The final post nut clarity.

Literally post nut clarity as in no nuts. I have no idea why anyone would want to actually troon out.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Literally post nut clarity as in no nuts. I have no idea why anyone would want to actually troon out.

The only type of troon I've seen who self reportedly finds some peace are the ones who had a cripplingly high sed drive or constantly thought about sex to where it obstructed everyday tasks. It sounds like an issue that could have been solved by psychology and or a different kind of hormone therapy, but what do I know.

 

[GethPrime]

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"my ribs are under 1-2 inches of fat"

jesus christ you're fat

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Today's tale is courtesy of u/Electrical_Durian_59.

Two and a half years ago, their AGP comes to the surface.
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Is it possible to overcome gender dysphoria without transitioning?Need Advice (self.lgbt)
submitted 2 years ago by Electrical_Durian_59
How do you overcome gender dysphoria without transitioning?
Hey! I’m a 23M, super manly, outdoorsman, I do bodywork on cars for a living, I bowfish and hunt and all that jazz. Ever since I was a child I would beg my older sister to dress me up. It always used to just be a nagging in the back of my brain. Recently I lost 60lbs and that nagging has turned into shouting (metaphorically of course.) I know I’m a woman trapped in a mans body, but I can’t transition. There’s far too much to lose, and I’d rather make my family happy over making myself happy. How do I fix this? I know what gender I should be; it’s not a man. I have a size 14 shoe and stand 6’ tall made of muscle. I know I could never been the woman I was meant to be, I’m built like a shit brick house. I’m okay with that. I live in a very traditional area and have a very traditional family. They wouldn’t understand, I know whatever I said or did would result in me losing my family, and all of my friends and my SO There’s nothing I can do but hope to bury this feeling deep inside myself and carry on. What would you do? What are your experiences? I can’t come out to anyone. I know I’d be ridiculed, and seen as a freak since the people around here do not understand. What the heck can I do ? Thank you so much for your responses.

Now the L's start piling up. First they come out to their girlfriend, who immediately dumps him:
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Just came out to my girlfriend.. (self.asktransgender)
submitted 2 years ago * by Electrical_Durian_59
I just came out to my girlfriend of one year. She said if I transitioned from male to female she would leave. What should I do? I’m so torn.
Edit- She is still processing. I don’t think it’s conditional love, it’s more of shes not into girls, and she didn’t sign up for this. Thank you for all of these amazing responses and the guidance!
Update- We ended up breaking up

His family knows he needs help, and wants to get him help, but instead he hits the bottle. Note the brief thought of "maybe this is mental illness" which of course the troons assure him it isn't.
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I feel like I’m beating a dead horse... (self.asktransgender)
submitted 2 years ago by Electrical_Durian_59
Hey all, I’m 23 AMAB wanting to be my true self. I came out to my older brother, he said “Don’t worry, we will get you fixed.” My sister said “Not to worry, if you want to wear eye liner and have long hair that’s okay!” My Dad said “Pray harder and it will go away.” My Mom said “ Do not let this define you, it’s okay. We will get you fixed.” My therapist, “You should learn to accept yourself, it’s okay to feel this way.” Growing up in a very Christian and conservative household, I’ve been trying really hard to accept myself as a beautiful woman, but I still have this burning doubt inside of me that this is all a mental illness that must be fixed. Those of you that have felt this way, how have you coped with it? I’m sick of feeling this way, and I find myself doing unhealthy coping mechanisms such as getting drunk just to fall asleep. This isn’t a mental Illness is it? I just have to be myself right?

He's training to do autobody work, but realizes nobody wants to hire a tranny in the T&H part of the country where he lives.
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Are any on you ladies in the automotive industry? (self.MtF)
submitted 2 years ago by Electrical_Durian_59
Hey!
I’m currently in school for autobody, and honestly I’m super duper worried I won’t be able to find a job as a trans woman. I live in a very rural and conservative area, and I wasn’t sure if any of you wonderful ladies have experience navigating these sorts of challenges?
My ultimate plan is starting my own bodyshop or mobile PDR service. I know I’ll most likely have to move and I’m okay with that. But in the mean time, what should I do? I’m pre everything and still presenting as male.

Part of his brain is screaming at him "this is a mistake, don't do it", but who does he talk to? That's right, trannies, who reassure him that getting his body mutilated is perfectly normal.
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How do I stop feeling like a freak? (self.MtF)
submitted 2 years ago by Electrical_Durian_59

Hello! I hope you’re having a wonderful Monday! If not, I hope it gets better.
I’m 23, MTF Pre everything.
My question is as stated above. How did you learn to accept yourself? For those of you who grew up in more conservative areas, how did you get the “You’re going to hell if you do this.” Or “It’s unnatural” thoughts out of your head? How did you learn to come to terms with who you are?
To be truthful, I’m scared. In fact, I’m petrified and excited all at the same time. I want to start hormones after I’m out of college. But I’m still a bit nervous about it. There’s still times I feel like a freak of nature. How do I learn to accept myself? I know it’s from years of being raised in a church and growing up in a very rural area. Stuff that’s been burnt into my brain. How did you undo that?
I’ve been searching methods of self acceptance but so far no luck with the trans aspect of it.
Thank you so much!

His therapist encourages him to see a drag show... perhaps the therapist understands that he could just be gay, but clearly this is pushing him in the wrong direction:
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My therapist reccomended I go to a drag show at a gay barNeed Advice (self.lgbt)
submitted 2 years ago by Electrical_Durian_59
Hey!
Im 23, trans MTF pre everything. I live in a very conservative state, but not too far from a super awesome city. Anyways, my therapist reccomended that I go to a drag show at one of the gay bars. I have no problem with that, in fact, it sounds exciting! However, she said that if I felt comfortable to go presenting fem. Literally, the only one living soul that has ever seen me presenting fem ( like sports bra and panties) is my girlfriend.
I’m stuck between wanting to get all glamed up and watching my first ever drag show and staying closeted in my little South Dakota town.
How should I go about this? I have zero Queer friends irl so I would be going alone and that sounds absolutely terrifying.
What are your thoughts?
Thanks!

He switches from autobody to the hot job field of ... web developer taking "bootcamps" and other borderline scams.
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Will I be employable after taking the 2022 Web Developer Course by Colt Steele? self.transprogrammer
Submitted 1 year ago by Electrical_Durian_59
Hello, I would like to preface that I have zero prior coding experience. I am very eager to start my programming career and am in the early parts of the Udemy course. My question is, after completing the course and having a basic understand of coding, am I employable? My plan would be to create a couple projects to add to my resume to make me more employable as well. I have an option to take a Software QA course and become certified through a local university for free. I imagine that would look good on a resume as well.
Thank you!

Decides he wants to be in the even hotter job field of... QA Engineer This time self-taught. Also he needs a job immediately, so he's got to teach himself that QA real quick, then switch over to being a real developer.
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Is anyone here a QA engineer? self.transprogrammer
Submitted 1 year ago by Electrical_Durian_59
I’ve been self teaching for programming, but I need to start my career now. The university has a 16 credit hour certificate for a QA engineer. One of my family members works for one of their locations so I get 16 FREE credit hours per school year. Is this a good way to get my foot in the door in the tech industry? Can someone go from a QA engineer to a dev? Is the transition alittle easier?

Is on HRT, which shockingly doesn't help his mental health at all. Also he somehow found a handmaiden, and keeps stopping HRT whenever he wants another kid. Note he still doesn't have a real job but gotta keep popping out kids.
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Tips for fighting off depression? (self.MtF)
submitted 11 months ago by Electrical_Durian_59
My wife and I welcomed our child into the world, and not too long after I started HRT. We both decided that one kiddo wasn’t enough, so I stopped taking HRT. I was on it for just under a month. I felt good mentally, it was awesome. I’ve been off of HRT for three weeks and I can’t help but just feel sad and sluggish. I’ve been doing all the self care things, but with a newborn it is difficult to find time to do makeup and that sort of stuff. I gained 20lbs, so I’m focusing on losing as much weight as I can for the next year while being off of HRT. We also live in a tiny one horse town in a red state, which we are planning to move to a bigger city in the coming year. I’m also learning web development, and it’s coming along nicely. What are some ways I can help fight depression in the mean time? I’m sorry this is kinda all over the place, I’m trying to post before work lol.
What are some ways to help fend off depression?

And here he is today. He used to be a farmer who looked pretty happy, all things considered. Now he's an unemployed troon, with a dead-eyed stare and a forced smile.
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Man threw away a career, a girlfriend, and a family for his fetish.

 

[AGP]

Two and a half years ago, their AGP comes to the surface.

Man, this shit is tragically hilarious.
If he had asked on r/detrans instead of r/lgbt maybe he wouldn't be this miserable

 

[Geraldine]

Note the brief thought of "maybe this is mental illness" ... Part of his brain is screaming at him "this is a mistake, don't do it",

Almost getting it. It really is part of the process.

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Cute?
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[Kumquat]

Guess she didn’t really read all those “informed consent” forms, but this is exactly what testosterone usually does.

Congrats lady! You will end up like an ugly, fat balding dwarf, and you’ll have nobody to blame but yourself and your fellow pooners who lies to you.

Maybe if you had come to the farms to be exposed to some hate speech, we could have warned you. Or you know… You could have read about the side effects?

Or maybe she could just have an ounce of common sense and realize that changing your sex is literally impossible.

I'll never, never understand how these people can be fooled into thinking this. Even if you are sooper dysphoric, you should have the mental capacity to recognize that the thing you want cannot be done. Your sex is coded into every cell in your body. It's determined the moment that sperm cell fuses with that egg. It's like trying to change your species. It just cannot be done, no matter how you try.

I just can't fathom it. I get being unhappy with your sex, I get thinking the grass is greener on the other side (even though it absolutely is not and your views of how the other half lives are based on fantasy and porn), but you have to know, deep down, that what you want is impossible, so why waste time pursuing it?

 

[Stan]

That's where it starts for some of them, particularly the more yaoi brained ones. Those women want to escape from themselves for a while, and a while, and a while longer, oh why does no one give me the same attention and respect and friendship when I'm out of costume, how do I do this forever... For them it is a temporary escape turned to their new homeland, and they still end up hating themselves because somehow, their past and their personal problems happen again and again. Because they're the same person and they can't fucking stand themselves.

The troon's curse: wherever he goes, there he is. They end up trading up identities like a hermit crab swapping shells.

 

[Kumquat]

The troon's curse: wherever he goes, there he is. They end up trading up identities like a hermit crab swapping shells.

They expect it to be some kind of easy solution for their problems. Just take the magic penis pills/titty skittles and all of your problems will go away. They never realize that the call is coming from inside the house. It isn't society, or their parents, or their school, it's them.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The troon's curse: wherever he goes, there he is. They end up trading up identities like a hermit crab swapping shells.

What’s telling is when they change their last name as well, especially when it’s to something exotic. It’s like they’re trying to transition into a character.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Post #4: have these TiFs ever just thought of cosplay? Just pretend to be your animu boyfriend for a few hours or a day, get it out of your system? That sounds a lot more euphoric than planning a rotdog surgical project that takes years to complete.

That’s what got an unnerving number of them started. That and Role Playing of the same for fanfics. They used to do that, then sometime in 2014 (when I first noticed it in fandom spaces) it became evil for women to write their smutty yaoi fanfics because it fetishized gay men. Which proved they had never decended into male written gay porno, because it has as much in common with yaoi fanfic as penthouse letters do to bodice ripping romances. Both might describe sex, but they are both WILDLY different in how they do so.

So the younger, less psychologically stable girls started claiming they were akshually boys, so it was fine for them to fetishize gay men because they were one.

And now we’re here…

 

[Stan]

it became evil for women to write their smutty yaoi fanfics because it fetishized gay men.

Ug fuck that if I'm in the mood I'll hop over to P-town and gape at the fags and leather daddies until the bars close.

 

[Evilronald]

Pooner threatens to burn house down with kids and ex in it. “She’s doing that transition thing.” Gets arrested. The cop misgenders the pooner and laughs at her trying to beat up a grown man “it’s not like she started transitioning in her teens.” This is upstate New York too.

 

[Kumquat]

Pooner threatens to burn house down with kids and ex in it. “She’s doing that transition thing.” Gets arrested. The cop misgenders the pooner and laughs at her trying to beat up a grown man “it’s not like she started transitioning in her teens.” This is upstate New York too.

So typical. Acts all tough and tries to be a big, scary man, but the minute backup arrives and the cuffs are on, the feminine cries begin. "The cuffs are too tight! I can't feel my arms! I have carpal tunnel! It huuuuuuurts! Waaaaaah!"

Cry those manly tears, little pooner. Smash those gender stereotypes! Men can cry too!

 

[Evilronald]

So typical. Acts all tough and tries to be a big, scary man, but the minute backup arrives and the cuffs are on, the feminine cries begin. "The cuffs are too tight! I can't feel my arms! I have carpal tunnel! It huuuuuuurts! Waaaaaah!"

Cry those manly tears, little pooner. Smash those gender stereotypes! Men can cry too!

I loved how the cops didn’t even bother using whatever pronouns the pooner wanted. They don’t even have forms to specify pronouns either.