I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

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Japs_eye said:
IDK when not-liking a person online became equal to aylahging. Not every form of entertainment is just haha laughs. You don't watch a horror movie for the keks, you don't watch a thriller to calm down. Dave is the same way.

He appeals to me in multiple facets. I can laugh at him calling the star on top of the Christmas tree the "star of David", and I can also be stunned when he greedily begs on his night stream after receiving $150 just a couple hours previous. I can go "ack ack" when he pimps his fat wife out for superberries, and I can also marvel out how big of a piece of shit he is when he uses her past abusive ex to own the trolls.

You can do both. And everyone on this site understands this (including null, he feels the same way about Dick), but for some reason we need to do this disingenuous virtue signaling when it comes to the guy. I didn't hack the pigga's bank account, and neither did 99.9% of the people on this forum. I just like dishing tea with my fellow sistas on this literal gossip site. It's not that deep.
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It sounds like you're just to involved. I don't give a fuck that he's slimy. He has a thread on this website, he is not a good person. I just like watching him get creamed in fighting games and make up random excuses on the spot.

You mention you don't watch thrillers to calm down and have a laugh, but I would HOPE you watch them to be entertained. If your entertainment is making you upset, then my nigger what the fuck is you doin'?

Furthermore, the argument that most of the people here are innocent is fine, in a vacuum, but every time retarded shit happens, I see the same people looking at it, laughing, and then actively encouraging it. It is funny, but it's the lack of condemnation that I see every time that pisses me off with you people. At least PRETEND that it's fucked up, if only for self preservation, but you people never do that.

I don't think total subforum death is necessarily the right answer, just for archival, and some things other kiwis have said here, but I wouldn't lose sleep over it disappearing.
 
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The board is restored. I have limited posting in the board to users who have a special account status. The status was given to users who have at least 1 post and registered before 2024. This account flag is being rolled out right now in batches. If you get banned, you will not be able to sock account back into the board. I also disposed of the belligerent retards in this thread.
 
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Null said:
So I present an ultimatum: Find something that Phil has done in the last year that's funny and that was not induced by people committing crimes against him.
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You laugh at BossmanJack having the same reactions over and over again.

I laugh at DSP begging over and over again.

If that's not good enough, so be it.

Edit: thanks Null.
 
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Null said:
The board is restored. I have limited posting in the board to users who have a special account status. The status was given to users who have at least 1 post and registered before 2024. This account flag is being rolled out right now in batches. If you get banned, you will not be able to sock account back into the board. I also disposed of the belligerent retards in this thread.
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Semper Fi for allowing us autists who behave our funzone.
 
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Null said:
The board is restored. I have limited posting in the board to users who have a special account status. The status was given to users who have at least 1 post and registered before 2024. This account flag is being rolled out right now in batches. If you get banned, you will not be able to sock account back into the board. I also disposed of the belligerent retards in this thread.
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Thank you, Josh.
 
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Null said:
The board is restored. I have limited posting in the board to users who have a special account status. The status was given to users who have at least 1 post and registered before 2024. This account flag is being rolled out right now in batches. If you get banned, you will not be able to sock account back into the board. I also disposed of the belligerent retards in this thread.
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Can you alter the filter date to be when this shitshow started instead of 2024? I have been lurking here for a while and just created an account a few days ago. I'll keep my autism in check.
 
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Think of DSP like Boss man Jack. He pretty much does the same thing everyday and punches a hole in the wall every so often. It's more of the pathetic nature of him telling the same story or getting mad at the same thing over and over again. They both love to gamble except Phil has no possibility of winning actual money which makes it even more sad. Phil doesn't smoke crack but he is an alcoholic.
It's more of the routine of him being the same person and hoping for some kind of change when you know it's not going to happen. It's a daily soap opera where the writing is so slowly paced you're wondering if it's a rerun.
Yes, there are people who actively encourage real life harassment. Will they actually do anything? Probably not.
And now I see the board is restored since I took so long on this.
 
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Ghost of Ted Kaczynski said:
You mention you don't watch thrillers to calm down and have a laugh, but I would HOPE you watch them to be entertained. If your entertainment is making you upset, then my nigger what the fuck is you doin'?
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My nigger in Christ you people really think I'm sitting here watching RAW dsp?! That shit is TRASH! The entertainment of DSP being a scumbag comes from other people roasting him. It's satisfying to here people tear apart a greedy beggar, I don't get upset. My tone can sound angry in text but I just like to use ridiculous capitals and colors for emphasis to makes shit read funnier.
Ghost of Ted Kaczynski said:
Furthermore, the argument that most of the people here are innocent is fine, in a vacuum, but every time retarded shit happens, I see the same people looking at it, laughing, and then actively encouraging it.
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Go to the Portugal Ralph thread and see how many people were laughing at Ralph's actual literal assault.

Is assault okay? No. Would I encourage assault? No. Should the person who did it be punished? I'm not a cop idgaf tbh

But was it funny that it happened to Ralph? Yes! These things are not mutually exclusive.

Edit: thread back idgaf THANK YOU NULL #TYN
 
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