Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

A passport for America is not a get out of jail free card and is not a shield from consequence.
When that American kid got worked to death in North Korea for stealing a sign, people didn't get that bent out of shape. He got caught, was tried, proven guilty, and sentenced to a labor camp. Some of the war hawk politicians made a big stink about it, but people generally thought he should have known better that to do what he did under the circumstances.

CRP went to a country that was being sold to the West as a new first world democracy that was welcoming Western liberalism with open arms. They were on the fast track to NATO membership and Zelensky was basically the 2nd coming of Winston Churchill. Our values are their values and their values are our values, therefore we need to express fiscal and militaristic solidarity with them to our own detriment because it's so vital to the health of civilization that letting the Russian subhumans win is a fate worse than death. George Washington would do a cartwheel in his grave.

Oops. Nevermind. They're a bunch of glue sniffing neaderthals that beat A PASSPORT CARRYING MURICAN CIT'ZEN to death in a prison cell while awaiting trial. Mind you this is on the heels of their midget leader going on another world begging tour, trying to convince the West that, "they're just like us!"

Nobody is making the argument that Americans have a get out of jail free card. Under these hyper specific geopolitical circumstances, Ukraine fucked up big time. This isn't comparable to the vast majority of instances of Americans getting themselves killed overseas. You're hyper focusing on a very narrow context within those circumstances and building a strawman argument around it.
 
What kind of oppressive regime lets you write a letter sting you’ve got mega aids without blacking out 90% of the words? If it was the shithole he said it was that letter would just be black bars with the words “I, am,” and “fine” sporadically on the page.
You’re talking about Ukraine, a country so fucking retarded their official Government Twitter account keeps posting uncensored pics of Ukie soldiers with neo-NAZI tattoos and emblems on their uniforms. And they picked an unhinged autistic tranny as their spokesman, who then threatened US politicians while their president was begging Congress for money.

These are some of the most incompetent and stupidest people in the world today. Ukraine is 100% the shithole he said it was.
 
I still wonder why the Ukrainian officials didn't just deport CRP after the first arrest in April of '22. This whole thing reminds me of Bald&Bankrupt being detained by Russians in 2022 shortly after entering the country. He was arrested because he criticized Russia when he was in Ukraine at the beginning of the war. He was forced give an apology and confess his "wrongdoings" to the Russian police. Afterwards he got released and issued a lifetime ban from Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKsjLlVpMLA

The Ukrainians could have done the same thing but I feel like they wanted him to continue to talk shit about their country/government so they could have enough evidence to punish and sentence him. If I was in their place I would have said: "Look Gonzalo, here is the deal, we give you a one way ticket to Poland/Slovakia/Hungary and you will never enter Ukraine again and in exchange we'll drop all the charges against you".

CRP was a prideful idiot who couldn't admit defeat but didn't deserve to die like this. He should have just been deported.
 
Have you still got any connection with Russia? I would love to get as much data as I possibly can on wages, payscales, taxes...

I looked at what impact the sanctions have had. They have actually turned Russia into, seemingly, some kind of fucking paradise.

All it did was put a middle-class lifestyle within reach of the average Russian.
not really, most of my relatives are Moldovan, the only Russian proper people I knew were my father and his mother, I haven't spoke to the former in years and the latter died a couple years back, I think I heard in passing that my father might've moved back to Moscow a while back but I don't have any way of contacting him, sorry.
 
Russian news Agency TASS: "US authorities confirm death of reporter Gonzalo Lira in custody in Ukraine"
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People were saying it for the retard boomer man who shot the people blocking the road and they also say it for CRP.
Nobody said anything about an American passport being a license to kill. They thought the shooting was justified and it would have been had he been a local. Also, shooting people without justification is a crime anywhere. CRP just talked some dumb shit and died in inhumane conditions without medical care until it was far too late.

And by fake, shitty "allies" who aren't worth a shit and have cost us tens of billions in a war they deliberately provoked.
 
You’re talking about Ukraine, a country so fucking retarded their official Government Twitter account keeps posting uncensored pics of Ukie soldiers with neo-NAZI tattoos and emblems on their uniforms. And they picked an unhinged autistic tranny as their spokesman, who then threatened US politicians while their president was begging Congress for money.

These are some of the most incompetent and stupidest people in the world today. Ukraine is 100% the shithole he said it was.
It’s almost as fun to tell Ukrainians they’re Russians as it is to tell the Welsh or Irish that they’re English.
When CRP began his Retard At War streams never in a bazillion years would I have believed that he would eventually become a determining factor in Ukraine's ultimate fate. Well, here we are!

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Gonzalo was suicidal/had a martyr complex imo. After watching his last video I believe a part of him wanted to get caught and either end up in prison for a long time and/or to die. If he really wanted to escape he would’ve stayed quiet until he was in Serbia, like one of his commenters recommended.

Then again he has a massive ego and it would be in character for him to spill his spaghetti and get caught trying to escape the country.
 
Gonzalo was suicidal/had a martyr complex imo. After watching his last video I believe a part of him wanted to get caught and either end up in prison for a long time and/or to die. If he really wanted to escape he would’ve stayed quiet until he was in Serbia, like one of his commenters recommended.
I remember the knoxville fight, and IBS is where he came on a radar.

He was addicted to attention, and took russia today endosing him as some honor, all while walking around a warzone, being a total retard.

It woulda been best if he was basically deported from ukraine.
 
R.I.P. Lira I suppose

It has to be said though that calling Ukrainians pigs to their faces as their country is getting invaded as well as gloating that Putin is going to steamroll them, in their own country, doesn't exactly make me sympathetic to the guy. That was pure retardation on his part.

Not that he deserved to die for it.
 
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This seems like a massive own goal for Ukraine. First the tranny threatening senators and now a US citizen literally rotted to death in their prison. They should have just kicked him out of their country and only arrested him if he tried to sneak back in for some retarded reason.

What's more important to them: securing military material support or imprisoning a gigantic clown of a man?
You're trying to rationalize the logic of the Holhols. They're the niggers of the Slavs. They couldn't manage to keep him alive and instead let him get beaten to death.

I hope this fucks up their chances of getting more free shit from my government
 
This is just sad and anti-climactic, they couldn't even give him a cool prison assassination, just let his lungs slowly fill up with fluid over the course of months until he died. Pretty torturous death if you ask me. He will be used as fodder for the anti-war pundits like Tucker for today and then forgotten quickly
*cuts to drone shot above his head* rest easy CRP
 
Coach was a gibbering old lunatic, observing him trying to e-daddy for the youth was always amusing, as was watching him muddying his feet in the sektur. I don't believe he deserved to die, but the sheer hubris mocking the Ukrainians (while in Kiev) followed by announcing his attempted escape was bewildering. Rest in piss you old goat.
 
Yeah it's sad, but the average person knew this was the most likely outcome of Coach flapping his dicksucker in Ukraine the second he started doing it. That's why people were like "hey I wouldn't do this shit if I were you Coach" or "you need to get out of the country now while you can Gonzalo". Did he listen? No. The man was so attenuated to grifting that he just stayed the course of getting clicks and attention right up until the ukrainian troon commissar threw his ass in a moldy third world gulag.
Yeah, CRP is destined be a case study in "When shitposting and grifting goes too far."

I don't GAF about the politics of the war, or what side he or anybody is on. What he did is monumentally stupid.

To be clear, if CRP were in Russia, talking shit about Russia, in support of the Ukraine, I'd hold the same opinion.
 
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