Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Crispy Jakes]

We've got another old video from Jack and of course his favorite sauce is the one with the most sugar.

Primary ingredient is soybean oil. These gud sauces are 12oz bottles of heavily processed oil with dry aromatics blended in.
Just like the old country.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Jack's church has lots of Romanians, tons of Romanians, the Romanians are great and loving people

Ștefan, Mircea, Ionuț, and their retarded Hungarian friend Bundaș threatened Jack into endorsing Romanian protestants.

 

[p1138]

I watched the first few minutes of the Fatty podcast. Truly gripping stuff.

- Fatty set the chat to subs only, clearly the trolls are getting to him
- Jack has a sippy cup so his still-working hand can maneuver the straw to his piehole
- On Friday night Jack and Tammy saw the Beekeeper, was gud, gud movie, gud
- Clears throat, sounds like an old diesel engine trying to start
- Jack explains how he used to clear his throat all the time during his failed radio DJ career, helpfully demonstrates
- Chat asks his opinion about homeless people sleeping on benches, Jack says this is a "food show", then explains there are different categories of homeless
- Jack says he hopes they're okay in the panhandle
- Jack can't understand why the windows on his screen keep moving around
- Jack's church has lots of Romanians, tons of Romanians, the Romanians are great and loving people

After that I decided I had more productive things to do, like piss and take out the garbage.

You missed Fatty talking about food withdrawls... as if he isn't just gorging on meat and cheese... wtf does he know about withdrawls? lol he talks about not having any withdrawls for SHUGUR but his sugar stayed the same while he was reporting it because he was eating SHUGUR the whole time.
Actually gets a question from Jim Traynor in chat asking about Joe Rogan for some reason. Wish I knew what they asked, but for whatever reason the chat keeps asking about Joe Rogan.
Fatty thinks reddit is truth and there's no trolls there.
41:30 admits his "7 year research" was just listening to Charles talking about carnivore
"when is the next F as in Frank? It was last Saturday" WHAT? LOL
"how come you held onto the bbq sauce video? which bbq sauce video?" Did Fatty completely forget he just released a fucking sauce video? Wait... did he set to go live and just got the date way off? hahaha
46:00 he wants to smoke a whole fucking alligator?
new logo/intro/everything when he gets to the new studio
claims he's still going to be doing more experimenting with Fat on the go, and he's going to film a steak video after the stream
"if it's meat, if it comes from an animal you can eat it if it isn't been processed. if it comes in a can, bag, or a box you probably shouldn't be eatin' it" This is after all the processed bagged shit in his carnivore pizza video, lol.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

what other "treasures" could he possibly have in his vault that are likely even worse?

Church Chili II

I WANT TO BELIEVE

 

[Crispy Jakes]

"how come you held onto the bbq sauce video? which bbq sauce video?" Did Fatty completely forget he just released a fucking sauce video? Wait... did he set to go live and just got the date way off? hahaha

What BBQ video? Who is "Tammy"? Where am I? Why do I smell burnt toast?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

My favorite bit from this week's livestream is Jack talking about how he got into an argument with a manager at Longhorn Steakhouse because his steak wasn't big enough, and he tried to show the manager his previous JOTG at Longhorn to make his point. Also Jack is starting to get into dangerous territory with "pork rind breadcrumbs" and "pork rind bread".

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

My favorite bit from this week's livestream is Jack talking about how he got into an argument with a manager at Longhorn Steakhouse because his steak wasn't big enough, and he tried to show the manager his previous JOTG at Longhorn to make his point. Also Jack is starting to get into dangerous territory with "pork rind breadcrumbs" and "pork rind bread".

By next month he'll be leaning carnivore.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I watched the first few minutes of the Fatty podcast. Truly gripping stuff.

- Fatty set the chat to subs only, clearly the trolls are getting to him
- Jack has a sippy cup so his still-working hand can maneuver the straw to his piehole
- On Friday night Jack and Tammy saw the Beekeeper, was gud, gud movie, gud
- Clears throat, sounds like an old diesel engine trying to start
- Jack explains how he used to clear his throat all the time during his failed radio DJ career, helpfully demonstrates
- Chat asks his opinion about homeless people sleeping on benches, Jack says this is a "food show", then explains there are different categories of homeless
- Jack says he hopes they're okay in the panhandle
- Jack can't understand why the windows on his screen keep moving around
- Jack's church has lots of Romanians, tons of Romanians, the Romanians are great and loving people

After that I decided I had more productive things to do, like piss and take out the garbage.

A bunch of people showed up with lewd NSFW avatars. Tits, wieners, back holes, nickado avacado lewds. Jack never mentioned them, so I’m wondering if he can even see that detail on his screen?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

My favorite bit from this week's livestream is Jack talking about how he got into an argument with a manager at Longhorn Steakhouse because his steak wasn't big enough, and he tried to show the manager his previous JOTG at Longhorn to make his point. Also Jack is starting to get into dangerous territory with "pork rind breadcrumbs" and "pork rind bread".

Just imagine being there and seeing this steaming red blob on a wheelchair with one arm sticking out screaming "GIVEMEMEATS! MOAR MEATS!"

 

[p1138]

A bunch of people showed up with lewd NSFW avatars. Tits, wieners, back holes, nickado avacado lewds. Jack never mentioned them, so I’m wondering if he can even see that detail on his screen?

He banned Jim Traynor for it after people in his chat started complaining. It was around the last 10 minutes of his stream once people finally brought it to his attention.

Church Chili II

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Imagine Fatty trying to make carnivore chili. wtf would that even be? Just a weird meat soup? We already know chili is his favorite food since he got top it with cheese and basically just swallow meat cheese and grease in one go. But chili requires vegetables.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Power level, the rotato chickens come in a plastic bag filled with blood, it's not the regular chicken for the customers.

That's not blood, it's myoglobin. That's the middleman between your blood and the cells. It's job is to take the O2 from the blood, give it to the cells and take the CO2 to be passed back to the blood so it can be exhaled. Blood is thicker and darker in color.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

My favorite bit from this week's livestream is Jack talking about how he got into an argument with a manager at Longhorn Steakhouse because his steak wasn't big enough, and he tried to show the manager his previous JOTG at Longhorn to make his point. Also Jack is starting to get into dangerous territory with "pork rind breadcrumbs" and "pork rind bread".

Pork rind bread? Nah, I'm gonna throw this under the same bus I throw discount vegan 'meat' under - if you're eating a restrictive diet, stop making abominations of normal people food. Accept and live within your choices, fuck that shit.

Imagine Fatty trying to make carnivore chili. wtf would that even be? Just a weird meat soup? We already know chili is his favorite food since he got top it with cheese and basically just swallow meat cheese and grease in one go. But chili requires vegetables.

Yea, I guess you'd make it outta a high fat ground beef, cheeses, spices. The more I think about it the more it sounds like something a broke college student would make after buying nothing but on sale and priced to go foods at the supermarket.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Just imagine being there and seeing this steaming red blob on a wheelchair with one arm sticking out screaming "GIVEMEMEATS! MOAR MEATS!"

 

[Blasterisk]

Here's Blast Snyder's Director's Cut of the latest Jacking Off Live or whatever the hell he calls it:

I hope you enjoy.

 

[LustrousMelons]

Here's Blast Snyder's Director's Cut of the latest Jacking Off Live or whatever the hell he calls it:

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I hope you enjoy.

"My eating plan is I can eat as much meat as I want, We're not counting calories. We're not weight watchers." So is he just trying to speedrun his death? Legitimately what is the end game with this "carnivore diet"?

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

"My eating plan is I can eat as much meat as I want, We're not counting calories. We're not weight watchers." So is he just trying to speedrun his death? Legitimately what is the end game with this "carnivore diet"?

Jack is like a saiyan. His near death experiences only make him stronger.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

"My eating plan is I can eat as much meat as I want, We're not counting calories. We're not weight watchers." So is he just trying to speedrun his death? Legitimately what is the end game with this "carnivore diet"?

Well, if you accept the general premise of the carnivore diet, part of the theory is that its hard to overeat on protein since its so filling, and filling for so long. So if you have a relatively normal, or only modestly overextended appetite, you'll struggle to eat obesity levels of calories. The problem is that this doesn't work if your already eating such immense portions that you stomach can handle 4,000 calories of pork in a single sitting. The carnivore diet is actually pretty fucking hard if you're already morbidly obese and sedentary.

But if Jacks operating off of his brothers praise for it, and the first-page internet advice for it, the diet is the endgame, as when you ignore all the warnings, caveats, and must-do's, then it does read 'eat meat get healthy'. Jacks endgame will likely be the extreme levels of protein in his system pushing his likely fucked kidneys over the edge. Between his obesity, gluttony, and his blood sugars, they have to be already damaged, if not hanging on by a thread, and excessive protein will just strain them further. Kidney failure would be the genuine death timer for Jack - no way he gets a transplant, and even with Dialysis and carefully managed diets in otherwise healthy people, he'd be lucky to last a couple years. Much healthier people often only make it five.

 

[Whaler]

Jack is like a saiyan. His near death experiences only make him stronger.

Jack takes the phrase "Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." way to literally.

 

[Dead Air]

He can eat as much meat as he wants guys. He's not counting calories to lose weight. Do you want him to die? That's just science. What's 2000 calories in one sitting?

Holy shit lol.

Here's Blast Snyder's Director's Cut of the latest Jacking Off Live or whatever the hell he calls it:

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I hope you enjoy.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's going the Mr. Luggs/Mr. Creosote route of gluttony, which will kill him. Then he will be too fat to go to Heaven, and spend all eternity eating.