DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
To the people who actually sympathize and feel pity for DSP. I have my doubts that any of the so called proDSP posters here are genuine and not just trolling. But on the remote chance that they are.

Know that Phil doesn't give a single solitary shit about you or the struggles you feel you share with him. I don't personally hate him like some people here but that won't prevent me from seeing him for what he really is. And thats a sociopath, mercenary, and chameleon through and through. A man who wears and sheds identities and opinions like a snakeskin with the worst of them depending on which way the wind blows. A man for whom the past doesn't exist and can be freely rewritten as many times as necessary depending on what is most convenient at the time even from a few minutes ago. A man who has no values or philosophy and cares about nobody and nothing but himself. About the best thing you can say about him is he's a hermit who lacks the energy, courage, or imagination to do anything much worse.... directly at least... other than lock himself in his house and scam stupid people. And yes, he is far far from the worst person on earth unfortunately. But you don't have to go out and fuck your mom to still be a bad person.
This just reads like pure hate mail. Go outside. You need vitamin d and sunshine
 
This is just so the whiner street thread folks can continue doing what they like, and we can document DSP and his daily failures in an orderly manner.

EDIT: If we ever get mods this can be merged with the currently locked main thread, was my autistic (apparently) idea.
 
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Well.. It's a shame that it's come to this.

I'm sorry for how all of this played out. It's entirely unfair to the vast, vast majority of people who regularly post on this board. I care about this subforum and it's posters, and I always tried to do right by all of you, even if we disagreed on shit. And we all know that Agent Proper did the same, and went above and beyond for us on multiple occasions. That goes without saying. Unfortunately, I think we've passed the point of no return, here.

As far as I'm concerned, the DSP subforum died last night, and Null killed it.

He can try to spin whatever schizophrenic delusion he wants - about how people on Twitter are conspiring against him to cause a rift in the DSP board, or KF in general, but the truth is that the DSP board was more than just a bunch of usernames and profile pictures talking about DSP. It was a community with it's own culture, that was completely unique from the rest of the website. We were close-knit, friendly to each other, and self-policing.

Null hated us for this.

From my interactions with Null in DMs and the Staff-Only moderation boards, it's been my experience that he is incapable of listening, incapable of reasoning, mentally unwell, and generally difficult to talk to, and I think that's been the experience that many of you have had here over the last couple of days. No matter what you say, no matter how hard you try to get Null to understand, he just does not listen.

I want to thank you all for posting here with me, it's been fun.

If Agent Proper gets his own website going, I'll see you there. If not, then this is goodbye.
 
Onto DSP though he was fucking fiending for the members. He stopped his stream for an hour to bitch about how the youtube employee he was emailing was a 'total moron who doesn't understand anything' because he didn't get the answer he wanted to hear. Went total boomer/karen with the line 'I don't accept this response and you need to go back and get a proper one'. So fucking entilted, such a fucking narc he must know better than everyone.
 
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I'm amazed by the brazen manipulation. Phil spent like 20 minutes talking in circles about how upset he was that the 50 potentially fake memberships were a risk of convincing dents that for once they wouldn't have to give him their lunch money as he already had enough. You can smell the greed wafting through your screen.
 
Looking at this thread feels like I'm walking through the burned remains of a crack house. Sure it was covered in piss and shit and needles, but this was OUR crack house bros! Look at what they took from us!

Regarding Dave, I need to talk about the man's very ample breast
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We are talking at least C's here fellas.

But what's funny about this is for some reason DSP feels the need to remind everyone that he bought all these clothes 10-15 years ago. But he ALSO tells us that he used to be 25-30 pounds heavier back then!! Bro this shirt is so tight it could be UNDER ARMOR!! So are you lying about your weight loss or lying about buying the clothes David 🤨?
 
Yeah, this is all really stupid. I'm not taking sides, neither with dear leader nor with the people flinging shit at him.
There's valid points on either side, and a lot of misunderstanding, I feel.
Most of us regulars are, as far as I can tell, relatively level-headed people that just point and laugh at the cow pig.
There's retards here too, but I would assume they exist on every board. Can't say for sure though, I've only ever interacted with the DSP board.
I don't know why people accuse Null of protecting DSP or being a feeder and I don't fucking care.
All I wanted to do is stay up-to-date on the latest antics in the pigpen, but since that doesn't seem to be possible without cringy SoK-like infighting, I'm calling quits.
Making fun of a robust loser-style streamer is not worth the headache.
 
Why can't we just thread ban faggots for shitting up the place and be done with it?

No place else has retards fucking it up for everyone else like this subforum. If people did this kinda shit in the Pat or Ethan Ralph thread they'd just get punished. And people absolutely do retarded shit elsewhere.

Let me watch and laugh at the fat, balding, stupid man poorly play video games.
 
Onto DSP though he was fucking fiending for the members. He stopped his stream for an hour to bitch about how the youtube employee he was emailing was a 'total moron who doesn't understand anything' because he didn't get the answer he wanted to hear. Went total boomer/karen with the line 'I don't accept this response and you need to go back and get a proper one'. So fucking entilted, such a fucking narc he must know better than everyone.

Pretty hilarious that Phil still thinks he’s dealing with “poorly trained employees in a call center reading from a script”, and not a chat AI.

His own dents have tried telling him that YouTube help is an AI bit, but he refused to believe them.

The guy is literally too dumb to tell a chat AI from a real person. It’s like a reverse Turing retard test.
 
So let me try and understand the situation, to the best of my abilities:
  • Null is pretty frustrated with many a DSP detractor, for various reasons, and this section of the forums causes him more headaches than essentially all other parts combined due to that.
  • He's gone on a mass banning spree of people calling out his behaviour, like 15 or 20 folk.
  • Many have suggested that if this particular section of the forum is causing such negativity to his well-being, to just have it be relocated away from the farms and let someone else deal with it, freeing Null of this constant burden of managing and maintaining it.
  • Null then believed that this was some sort of organized effort by some of the moderating team to 'pull people away from KF and profit from it', and therefore nuked the moderating team.
Is it reasonable for me to assume that despite Null's frustrations with this section of the farms, that he would rather have it remain here to line his pockets, than have others take it and potentially profit from it elsewhere?

There's nothing wrong with that btw - it's just one of the conclusions I've arrived at.
 
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