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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
As bad as I think Jet is, Sam's bit is what drove me away. Honestly I think the show needs an Executive Director. Someone that's never on cams, never known, never directly interacts with the Fish, watches the community, and has a vote with Jet and Sam on what happens in the house/eliminations. Jet and Sam both clearly have preferences opposed to the fan base(Brian for Jet, TJ for Sam, I think Trish for both of them), and I think a more neutral view for what's best for the show would help.
I agree with this sentiment.

There is a lot of arrogance in Jet and Sam. They both seem to feel like they can do no wrong. I'm not sure Jet/Sam would go for this because it would compromise "their vision." This means that we'll still have the same problems until they get bored of the project or it fails spectacularly.
 
Sometimes I wonder how much of the Jet hate should be directed at Sam or one of the other members of the production staff. Jet is an easy target because he tries to involve himself personally way too much and has zero charisma but I think a lot of the things people complain about (no planning, failed bits, bits that drag on for too long) may not be his fault entirely.
This is something I've tried to bring up many times in this thread. Whenever something goes wrong all the blame is put squarely on Jet. Sam, Ben and the others never gets any backlash. No one ever calls Sam an incompetent wigger for running out of ideas and asking twitter what to do next. And I get it, it's Jets project so it's easy to just go after him but come on man.
 
This is something I've tried to bring up many times in this thread. Whenever something goes wrong all the blame is put squarely on Jet. Sam, Ben and the others never gets any backlash. No one ever calls Sam an incompetent wigger for running out of ideas and asking twitter what to do next. And I get it, it's Jets project so it's easy to just go after him but come on man.

Personally, I think it's because Sam isn't nearly as bad as Jet, he's more responsible(like with Jimmy the day he attacked Britt, Sam was making sure there were people up Jimmy's ass not letting it get out of hand), and he's more entertaining. Jet comes out and acts cringe, and interferes in content a lot more.

Ben I just see as an extension of Jet. If he's doing something that hurts the show(like telling Cole to pack his bags cause his replacement is here) I think he's doing so on behalf of Jet. Even when he says he isn't like kicking Duayne out of the Cell.
 
What is the script they are talking about? Also how many days is the show supposed to go.
Vance gave them some scripts and said "hey guys here's the revisions for the day since we had to change some things, try not to go too offscript like yesterday", presumably some gag about the show being fake/everyone being an actor. https://fishtank.live/clip/16691
 
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Vance came in and said no one can use the water or flush the toilets. Are they having pluming problems again?
What is the script they are talking about? Also how many days is the show supposed to go.
Not sure about the script since I just tuned in. As for how many days, they keep saying "6 weeks". If they mean exactly 6 weeks then that is 42 days.
 
so, you can view and browse the clips section but you need 60 buckaroos to record it

damn, if only there were recording software to completely circumvent that
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the big red button next to the toys and other buttons is the clip button lol. they must've just added it
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or https://fishtank.live/clips
They added a clipping system after half the show's gone by and a ton of clippable moments with it, quality wiggercoding
 
Vance came in and said no one can use the water or flush the toilets. Are they having pluming problems again?

Not sure about the script since I just tuned in. As for how many days, they keep saying "6 weeks". If they mean exactly 6 weeks then that is 42 days.
Yesterday morning Jet came in and told them that the plumbing is fucked again
 
They added a clipping system after half the show's gone by and a ton of clippable moments with it, quality wiggercoding
It's been there for at least a week, the earliest clips I've seen on the list so far are from January 5th, so Day 19? Still should've been there from the beginning, it deepens the feeling that they barely prepared any shit in advance, and are just calling an audible.
 
He's staying the whole show unfortunately, I don't have a clip but he confirmed it yesterday when asked by Donye in the doghouse
Fucking hell, I can't stand that fat piece shit, caused me to stop watching the first season, and it's just hard a sfuck to watch with his fat useless ass being around. I swear i don't get why the fuck they push him so hard.
 
Fucking hell, I can't stand that fat piece shit, caused me to stop watching the first season, and it's just hard a sfuck to watch with his fat useless ass being around. I swear i don't get why the fuck they push him so hard.
Hey, with all the Covid around the house, maybe Fatty will catch it. Between his morbid obesity, apnea and incipient COPD from non-stop weed smoking, he may pass away in his sleep in the house, which would be pure Kino.
 
Fucking hell, I can't stand that fat piece shit, caused me to stop watching the first season, and it's just hard a sfuck to watch with his fat useless ass being around. I swear i don't get why the fuck they push him so hard.
Well the first time it kind of made sense why they kept him around, because he was homeless. He was also sort of pushing the show forward, at least initially. But he definitely wore out his welcome last time, and I thought for sure they wouldn't do that again a second time.
 
I think i'm all in with tay and shinji, tj is okay, but sort of a boring bitch, and trasha can get fucked.
 
Jet gets so much shit especially here because he talked shit on KF users, so it triggers that very tribunal "US against Outsiders" mentality. Yeah he's made plenty of mistakes but anyone who thinks he'd get half the hate he gets now, if he didnt badmouth the sacred alter of KF is delusional.
I just saw him a few times and didn't like him. The dude's a doofus and comes across as one every time he's in front of the cameras.
 
Fatty's Ozempic spergout has got me thinking: If he is making such a big deal about people using Ozempic for weight loss, why doesn't he use it for it's full potential to treat his beetus AND loss weight? His he stupid?🤔
Because he's IS moron. He thinks it's a long acting insulin ffs lol. That's part of why I had so much fun watching him go off about it, he was talking so far out of his wheelhouse but was so righteous in his anger.
 
Because he's IS moron. He thinks it's a long acting insulin ffs lol. That's part of why I had so much fun watching him go off about it, he was talking so far out of his wheelhouse but was so righteous in his anger.
Maybe the real reason he's so triggered by Ozempic is because he's butthurt he can't afford it? He's so lazy, losing weight without doing anything sounds like the thing he would jump for. But it's an expensive drug if your insurance doesn't cover it, I'm talking like $700+ a month expensive. Does Fatty even have insurance?
 
I think i'm all in with tay and shinji, tj is okay, but sort of a boring bitch, and trasha can get fucked.
Agreed. TJ is the quintessential reddit contestant and Trish is painfully boring. TayJi final 2
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