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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet claims the power is out but the have a generator so they can still stream.
lol.
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One thing I enjoy is Frank constantly pointing out how Shinji doesn’t add to any situation. Hopefully they don’t pull another Josie and capitulate to the retarded fan base.

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I don't think the wiggers realise how much dumb gay is hurting the show, he's done his time there's nothing funny about him anymore. He's nothing more than noise pollution and an eye sore at this point.
 
Jet was seething yesterday when the paypigs immediately saved Shinji whenever he was sent to the doghouse, it sure is convenient the power went out right now lol
 
I don't think the wiggers realise how much dumb gay is hurting the show, he's done his time there's nothing funny about him anymore. He's nothing more than noise pollution and an eye sore at this point.
Na I think he has just generally chilled out a bit thankfully, its more like an organic realisation that he does not need to try be main character which is good because he can actually be funny.
 
While it initially sounded like gaslighting, the power outage is in fact real
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Well I'll be damned, they actually did plan ahead! Good on them for them thinking ahead with the generator and battery powered fish light.
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He straight up removed the wild dogs fishtoy because of it too.
I'm okay with this, it really lowers the stakes of beef when the loser is immediately freed.
 
Na I think he has just generally chilled out a bit thankfully, its more like an organic realisation that he does not need to try be main character which is good because he can actually be funny.
I've been consistently avoiding him, he's a dumbfuck who can't shut the fuck up for a min and talks so loud in arguments i can't hear the other retards .
 
Is Jet's idea of "advancing culture" having zonked out women expose themselves in full view of cameras?
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. It runs effectively from 6pm-5am Eastern. Time shift this and its 3pm-2am Western.
If they ended shit a bit earlier it would help the euros watch.
Also there is no one else who is going to agree to be in a basement nearly 24/7 for 6 weeks like that.
he doesn't have to if they got the fish a proper sleep schedule. Big brother is literally the biggest reality show of all time and the real world before that, then theres shit like the bachelor and a fuck ton of people have jobs where they monitor stuff similar to this 24/7. you just need to delegate a bit better.
 
You may recall that when the initial cast was leaked, the Cole fish ID had a picture of an androgynous-looking twink. This could be completely untrue, but someone on /tv/'s been claiming to have found their Instagram from Jet's followers. He won't post the name because he was asked not to but if he's telling the truth, this person should be arriving soon. The IG story was supposedly posted around 5:45pm.
 

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One thing I enjoy is Frank constantly pointing out how Shinji doesn’t add to any situation. Hopefully they don’t pull another Josie and capitulate to the retarded fan base.

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You might prefer a tryhard bootlicker, 1/10th of Letty, or a horsecock daughter fucker, but at least you're not a weeb. :semperfidelis:

I do agree Shinji needs to be given more shit, otherwise he's just gonna end up getting the Josie treatment, but that's just being a contrarian fag.
 
Nigger, you are just doing the opposite.

All contestants left are passive people, but I would like to hear your case why TJ, Trish or Tay are the real entertainers?
Trish or TJ are the only two I can see an argument for winning. Tay fell into legal fagging for the past two days. Shinji has ghosted in this final stretch. Jet and Sam even openly despise the favoritism. I'd argue it would be horrible for the future of the show if you give it to another passive coaster.

Trisha has been actively involved with nearly every big drama since the start of the show. She's naturally low energy, yes, but she does make an effort. She's my argument for most deserving. But I guess if you're going for storyline you can engineer TJ a few more Ws. Worth noting I don't think there is an ideal winner.
 
You may recall that when the initial cast was leaked, the Cole fish ID had a picture of an androgynous-looking twink. This could be completely untrue, but someone on /tv/'s been claiming to have found their Instagram from Jet's followers. He won't post the name because he was asked not to but if he's telling the truth, this person should be arriving soon. The IG story was supposedly posted around 5:45pm.
Oh god please don't bring in a fucking troon, Fatty already makes things unbearable.
 
I'd argue it would be horrible for the future of the show if you give it to another passive coaster
There are only passive coasters left.
Trisha has been actively involved with nearly every big drama since the start of the show.
As a follower.
Trish does play along when production tells her to, but so do all the other contestants left.

Shinji robbed the enemy team blind and took all the furnishings. Very entertaining moment.
Him bullying Trish followed by smashing her bed was one of the funnier moments recently.
 
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