Sam Hyde

[Swamp_Donkey]

You’re off by a few seconds, he word vomits “is it on Kiwifa-“ and stops himself 5 seconds later, rent free. Also update me i’m not reading all this walltext spergary.

idk if youre doing it as a bit but you need to stop embodying the trope of KF users thinking the world revolves around us. he says
“fuck, is it on-[break] can we f-[break] is this on youtube?”
he was saying “can we find this” and then stopped mid sentence. why the fuck would he ask if the shamwow guys sketch comedy was on kiwifarms.

raisinwigger claims to have gone to highschool with a 42 year old man, Robert Chipman
View attachment 5522421

he also claims to be left handed. sam, jet, bic, chris, and joeyy are all right handed (assumption based on shooting stance in the idubbz documentary. everyone but bic cross referenced with mouse and keyboard position in various videos).
View attachment 5522422


be on the lookout for a 40-something left handed pseudo-wigger affiliated with mde

@PeggieBigCock start reading here, he responds a bit later.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

When I saw Sam's standup routine in Texas a few weeks back he came out briefly to to take pictures with fans. He was aasking people if they posted a lot on internet forums and it seemed kind of weird. I said I probably spend more time online than I should and he asked if I'd consider taking money to say nice things about him on KiwiFarms. I declined because I didn't want him to know that I've already been doing it for free. There were a couple of people who said they were interested so don't be surprised if more people show up to say good things about Sam and MDE.

….. that’s too good of a troll from your account. I’m in awe

 

[Noble Redditor]

So. Is Sam (((Hyde))) one of them? Is he a jew?

Yeah he's a Jew and child rapist and also steals Herman Miller chairs from poor defenseless women and he got arrested and questioned by the FBI for demagnetizing his former employees computers with comically large magnets and he's a degenerate who wears diapers and collects dildos. He has one closet full of dildos and one closet full of diapers. Also Charles and Nick both hate him and refuse to work with him. It's all in the thread, just read.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

idk if youre doing it as a bit but you need to stop embodying the trope of KF users thinking the world revolves around us. he say
“fuck, is it on-[break] can we f-[break] is this on youtube?”
he was saying “can we find this” and then stopped mid sentence. why the fuck would he ask if the shamwow guys sketch comedy was on kiwifarms.

No he literally says it you just missed it

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

No he literally says it you just missed it

peggie. if youre talking about 6:01, you are retarded. idk what else to tell you.
“can we f-(ind)” and “kiwif-(arms)” sound similar but you need to take your head out of your ass.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

peggie. if youre talking about 6:01, you are retarded. idk what else to tell you.
“can we f-(ind)” and “kiwif-(arms)” sound similar but you need to take your head out of your ass.

Nooo it’s warm in there

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

@Swamp_Donkey you're either being intentionally obtuse, part of the Sam Hyde internet defense league, or are literally deaf.

Either way, here's a local copy so everyone can determine for themselves:

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

@Swamp_Donkey you're either being intentionally obtuse, part of the Sam Hyde internet defense league, or are literally deaf.

Either way, here's a local copy so everyone can determine for themselves:
View attachment 5635325

why the fuck would sam ask if a clip from vince offer’s 1999 movie is on kiwifarms?

it must be hard being that stupid.

fucking ask @PeggieBigCock how hard i defend sam you faggot. i only get agitated at shit that isnt real.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

why the fuck would sam ask if a clip from vince offer’s 1999 movie is on kiwifarms?

it must be hard being that stupid.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

Jesus Christ nigger, your deflection sucks.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Can we v. Kiwi will be this years yanny v laurel

 

[Noble Redditor]

For over one hundred episodes Sam and Nick have been watching and reacting to clips on YouTube exclusively. But in this one instance Sam decides to go to the second most popular video streaming platform KiwiFarms to look up a clip that is easily available on YouTube. This makes a lot of sense.

YouTube is good but when it comes to easily accessible clips of late 90s films I always go to KwiFarms.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

For over one hundred episodes Sam and Nick have been watching and reacting to clips on YouTube exclusively. But in this one instance Sam decides to go to the second most popular video streaming platform KiwiFarms to look up a clip that is easily available on YouTube. This makes a lot of sense.

YouTube is good but when it comes to easily accessible clips of late 90s films I always go to KwiFarms.

>appeal to authority, ad hominem, strawman, quit deflecting. how much is sam paying you?

 

[PeggieBigCock]

why the fuck would sam ask if a clip from vince offer’s 1999 movie is on kiwifarms?

it must be hard being that stupid.

fucking ask @PeggieBigCock how hard i defend sam you faggot. i only get agitated at shit that isnt real.

I don’t think you suck shit off his dick like @Noble Redditor would, but you are by no means granted rank of alog

 

[Sicko Hunter]

@Swamp_Donkey you're either being intentionally obtuse, part of the Sam Hyde internet defense league, or are literally deaf.

Either way, here's a local copy so everyone can determine for themselves:
View attachment 5635325

He's not saying Kiwifarms he's saying "Can we" very quickly which sounds like kiwi.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I don’t think you suck shit off his dick like @Noble Redditor would, but you are by no means granted rank of alog

yeah im not an alog but he was coping about me being hired to say good shit about sam.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

yeah im not an alog but he was coping about me being hired to say good shit about sam.

You don’t suck dick hard enough for Sam’s personal tastes I’m sure

 

[Sammich]

@Swamp_Donkey you're either being intentionally obtuse, part of the Sam Hyde internet defense league, or are literally deaf.

Either way, here's a local copy so everyone can determine for themselves:
View attachment 5635325

"is it on you..can we..." That's literally what he said. I can see if you are TRYING to hear "kiw" you can maybe hear it. But some context is important here, why would he try to find somethign about michael clark duncan on kiwifarms vs youtube? Y'all have to make a hell of a reach to think he was talkign about kiwifarms.

Stuff like that is why you fuckign people are seen as so fuckign stupid. No wonder why no one takes you seriously.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

"is it on you..can we..." That's literally what he said. I can see if you are TRYING to hear "kiw" you can maybe hear it. But some context is important here, why would he try to find somethign about michael clark duncan on kiwifarms vs youtube? Y'all have to make a hell of a reach to think he was talkign about kiwifarms.

Stuff like that is why you fuckign people are seen as so fuckign stupid. No wonder why no one takes you seriously.

It sounded like a Freudian slip, reminded me of this, ironically;

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Are we sure Peggie isn't actually a gay dude? The amount of posts dedicated to cock is staggering.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Are we sure Peggie isn't actually a gay dude? The amount of posts dedicated to cock is staggering.

There are containment threads for my lore specific inquiries, we talk about the Bolshevik funny man with questionable age preferences here.